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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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That one meme with Chappell Roan… Anyway Happy Pride Month everyone 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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HAPPY THIRD EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
(5th of June)
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may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra
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been on tumblr so long i can't always tell if my brain has had a Thought or im just remembering a shitpost
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if the universe wont give me a gf, it might as well give me a sugar mommy 😃
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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Do you mind if I can see your tits sorry I mean hold your tits sorry I mean do you mind if I can suck on them sorry I mean
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