kretan06

[kretan06]

Asgore bumps into a suspiciously deer shaped speed bump

Dess design made by HUECYCLES! Referencing a Simpsons panel og of which is under the cut

[kretan06]

[kretan06]

I’m only presenting like this for the ease of others

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[kretan06]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[kretan06]

i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

[kretan06]

fucking a girl vagina style and right as im about to cum i throw a handful of coins in the air pull out and bounce my load off all the coins before it ultimately ricochets back into her pussy thereby creating the worlds coolest baby

[kretan06]

bi slut pigeon

[kretan06]

Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune

[kretan06]

An aspirational figure to not one but two brash queer muscle women???? Coolest old man ever.

[kretan06]

Holy shit I never considered that

"First, we must create a VESSEL."

"The CAGE, with human SOUL and parts!"

"Copies are monochrome, but you colored each of us in with care."

"Why don't you photocopy a Kris to play with us?"

"Between your fingers, a faint gray crease glittered stubbornly. You can never wash it all away."

"No one can choose who they are in this world."

"Who do you think taught you how to laugh? How to cry?"

"...When did you start being yourself?"

To be loved is to be changed in form.

[kretan06]

im so normal right now

[kretan06]

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

[kretan06]

[kretan06]

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

[kretan06]

I’ve always considered Summer’s departure to happen when Ruby is 2 and Yang is 4, mostly due to the story Yang gives to Blake about the time she went looking for her mother, of course I’m also probably being lazy about putting thought into it.

Qrow and James: (bickering about things during a mission briefing)

Hare: so they’ve definitely slept together before, right?

Ruby: I mean they were married until I was 6 so…

Everyone: …

Everyone: …

Everyone: WHAT?!?!

[kretan06]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

[kretan06]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.