kshiftsalot

[kshiftsalot]

Chill tf out. You'll shift. You'll manifest your desires. You'll get everything you want. Just chill. No need to stress about things that are inevitable.

Now read it again.

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no one knows REAL yearning than shifters i fear...

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evil sequel to this is missing family 💔 I MISS PEEPAW TONY GIVE HIM BACK RN BRO

why does no one talk abt how bad you miss pets from ur dr. like ??? MY KITTIES 💔💔💔 MY ADORABLE LITTLE KITTENS I MISS THEM

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i feel like im at a point in my shifting journey where i js dont care anymore 😭 i've been shifting since 2020 and at this point its just wherever the wind takes me. if i shift, awesome wonderful ! but if i dont then whateves im too tired to care anyway. im like if an exhausted wine aunt was a shifter

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The batkids but they take advantage of the fact that they all look pretty similar and fuck with people at parties and galas.

Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE

Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*

Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake

Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?

Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.

Older woman: *squints suspiciously*

Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?

Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.

Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*

Jason, who's been listening to this over comms that he'd hacked: lmao now tell her that she needs to wake up

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why does no one talk abt how bad you miss pets from ur dr. like ??? MY KITTIES 💔💔💔 MY ADORABLE LITTLE KITTENS I MISS THEM

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shiftblr and paganblr are such wonderful places to go after rotting my brain on tiktok and dying a little on the inside

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Lowkay me because I'm too nosy and want all tea from everybody's dr

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editing my first mcu script i made. tell me why this shit is 650 words

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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user was kshiftsalot on tiktok if anyone who followed me there is on here now 💔

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tiktok people PLEASE use tumblr/fandom etiquette if u migrate over here

I just realized a lot of people from shiftok might transfer here because of the tiktok ban in the U.S.

btw I don't have anything against people joining shiftblr, it's just that I'm afraid shiftblr might start to become like shiftok where everything is so "restricted?" Like you can't share anything anymore because people there seem to be so "limited?". People there are like oh why didn't you script this out, why did you script this in, why are you shifting for this person, why are you shifting to that dr. It seemed like you had to have a perfect dr, like shiftblr was like my safe space from the toxicity of shiftok, everybody is so open minded here on shiftblr. But I remember I can just block people, hopefully everybody can change their perspective and realize other people's desired realities aren't gonna hurt them.

Welcome to the new people joining shiftblr!!

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WHY THE HELL is it so embarrassing to put s/o scenarios in my script???!!!?!?!??????????? i feel so... fucking uncomfortable and ashamed 💀💀💀💀💀

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to actually work on my script i need several monster energies, a couple of sweet treats and a friend on the phone

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i have a new shifting method called the dafuq method, where i dont give a fuq. i lay on my bed and dont give a fuq. i listen to a guided meditation but honestly, i dont really need it because i dont give a fuq. i know im shifting, and none of my other thoughts matter because i dont give a fuq about them.

and then i shift, dafuq

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i miss my marvel dr so bad rn what the FUCKKKKK

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me everynight

(Img made by me<3)