Oon Ilmari, vastuus täst kaupunkist. Jag är Ilmari, ansvarig för Åbo stad. I am the asshole of Finland.「APH: Turku OC indie RP blog」#kissmyturku
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We don’t even ask for happiness, just a little less pain.
Charles Bukowski (via dvoyd)
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Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.
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Varför Paris, vi har ju Åbo. [ locally designed in Turku by Kui Design, www.kuidesign.fi - this is not a sponsored post! ]
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Olympian Aesthetic
Tagged by: stolen from @perikallis
Tagging: my other blogs + anyone who wants to jump on this bandwagon
APHRODITE: laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.
APOLLO: glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly-organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paint brushes. probably has a tinder account.
ARES: armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well-worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.
ARTEMIS: keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.
ATHENA: discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers. ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colors. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.
DEMETER: soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom-friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.
DIONYSUS: drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek-furred panthers. theater masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.
HEPHAESTUS: the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased-stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.
HERA: resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.
HERMES: devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. evening mixes redbull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.
POSEIDON: storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.
ZEUS: thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. natural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lenny face. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high-rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.
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“You’re not alone.”
“Can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. It could go either way, but I don’t know who you are or what your intentions are.”
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Bad Habit Meme
Tagged By: @dente-avvelenato (I took the cue from you xD)
Tagging: anyone who sees this
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders
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TMI Tuesday
Now’s your chance to ask me personal questions. If you’re lucky, I might answer honestly.
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I don't have specific words but teach me some Finnish swear words please friend
some basic swears are
paska = shit
paskiainen = bastard
vittu = fuck (literally means cunt but is usually translated to fuck)
saatana = satan
perkele = satan also
jumalauta = god damn it (literally means god help me ironically)
perhana = damn it
perse = ass
helvetti = hell
kusi = piss
runkkari = wanker
hitto = darn
hitsi = heck
if you wanna get creative though
perseenimijä = asslicker
kuppaporsas = pig with syphilis
kyrpäjyrä = cock roller
vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi = the spring of cunts and winter of cocks
pallihiki = ball sweat
tissiposki = boob cheeck
persesuti = ass brush
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Snuggle Squirrels Turku animal shelter orphan squirrels snuggle in a donated beanie. “Pipo on turvallinen paikka. Jos pikkueläin on yksinäinen ja vähän kylmettynyt, sinne on myös helppo sujauttaa lämminvesipullon joukkoon, Leyser-Kopra kertoo.
Oravat eivät kuitenkaan kohtele pipojaan hellävaraisesti, vaan kiskovat tupsut ja muut koristeet irti ensimmäisenä. Vuodessa oravien kynsissä kuluu puhki arviolta pari sataa pipoa.”
credit: Iltalehti
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Impulsive thought starters
“Have you ever just had the urge to jump out of the car while driving on the freeway?”
“I’m in a sandwich making mood. I wanna see how much I can fit in between two bread slices.”
“Dude that flock of birds is begging for someone to run through them.”
“Hey if we drain the pool what kind of stuff would you wanna fill it with besides water?”
“Peanut butter sounds really good right now. Nothing else. Just me, peanut butter, and a spoon.”
“How high do you think a bowling ball would go if I dropped on the trampoline from the roof?”
“Nothing is more valid than cuddling. Cuddling is so perfect and I really need some right now.”
“Look I know this is impulsive but are you up for going to Denny’s at 1am and buying all the bacon and eggs they have?”
“I love you but even you should know how stupid this is.”
*at 3:17am* “Psst… lets go to Taco Bell.”
“What do you MEAN i can’t fill the tub with maple syrup? I’ll clean it up when I’m done!”
“Wanna go buy some oregeno and sell it to kids who think it’s weed?”
“Don’t be mad but I bought 10 puppies- COME ON THEY WERE GIVING ME PUPPY EYES!!”
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// Since there are still no RPs currently happening on here, shoot me a drabble prompt and I’ll just write on my own. : D
Ask the Mun for a Drabble/Fic of their Muse based on...
💋 - Their first kiss
☠️ - A near death experience
👓 🕶 - Their favorite memory with your Muse
🍧 - A silly scenario
💔 - A heartbreak
🖤 - The time they almost lost it completely
🐩 - Discovering their pet/favorite animal
🌈 - Their sexuality realization
🌪 - A quiet moment
⚡️ - A loud moment
🌚 - Their thoughts late at night
🌝 - Their thoughts early in the morning
🚨 - A terrifying scenario
⛺️ - Their first night away from their guardians
⛵️ - An accidental adventure
🔫 - A moment of crime
🎉 - A celebration
🎈 - Their most recent birthday
🎁 - An early birthday
💢 - A frustrating moment
🌠 - An idiotic scenario
#meemit#drabbles#//idk about some of these but I'll give it a shot if someone sends something#//anyway what the hell it's tmi tuesday anyway#tmi tuesdays
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⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you're on my foot...❞
❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?"
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
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I am happier where no one knows my name.
paletemptations (via wordsnquotes)
#au:ded theme#// although in the light of recent events I don't think Turku would want to be in the news for something like that#sitaatit#ilmari
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ooc: psa
// About an hour ago there was a knife attack in central Turku. The police believe to have arrested the suspect and are further investigating, and no official statements yet have been made as to how many are injured or killed. There are no statements on what the motive seemed to be, either, so please refrain from spreading misinformation or unnecessary panic. Thank you, and stay safe!
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