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Akira: (points at Akechi) Look, look there he is!
Akira: Look at him with his stupid hair and his dumb outfit! I have to have him!
Yusuke: Yeah, I know him. He’s in my scrapbooking class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos.
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Morgana: Akira, we might wanna put someone else in charge of recruitment.
Akira: Hey, I’m trying my best ok?
(Earlier that day)
Akira: (to Mishima and Shiho) Hey there suckers. You look like you wanna join the Phantom Thieves!
Mishima:
Mishima: Aren’t you the guy that tried to strangle that teacher? And burn down the gym?
Mishima: And sells Snuff Souls on the roof?
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Ryuji: Geez, Akira. It feels like forever since you tried to strangle Kamoshida and burn down the gym.
Akira: Kamoshida was a bitch ass poser!
Akira: Whatever, I did my time! Ran the prison cafe, got out on good behavior. Ha! Believe that!
Ann: You broke out, didn’t you?
Akira: Who told you that?!
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(At the Super Muramasa Supermarket)
Yusuke: I’m not going in!
Makoto: Yusuke, I told you there aren’t any lobsters inside.
Yusuke: Do you know?! Do you know for sure?!
Yusuke: Cause I don’t need another incident!
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Akira: What’s up sluts?! Guess who just got out of prison?
Ryuji: Sluts?
Ann: Prison?
Ryuji and Ann:
Ryuji and Ann: Akira?!
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honestly? i’d jump out the window if yusuke asked me to
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[Futaba hugs Akira]
Futaba: Your armpits smell like daffodils.
Akira: I forgot to put on deodorant this morning and had to borrow Ann’s at school.
Futaba: You are a true friend, flower-pits.
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shido: how long have you been sleeping with the leader of the phantom thieves?
akechi: that’s disgusting. and wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, joker is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? hmm check and mate.
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i ship protag with everyone tbh but these are the faves
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