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Daily Painting #951. Alpaca Kuzco (FA) by Cryptid-Creations

Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:

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all right so i'm going to explain my personal headcanons for the birthdays of the main emperor's new groove characters and malina! i'm taking into account that the movie takes place in peru, which is in the southern hemisphere so the seasons are opposite to those in the US and europe. also, there's a book called disneystrology that assigns a different character to every single day of the year, so that can sort of be considered an official source for birthdays--but i kind of prefer to just take a look at the list, see if i like the date they picked for a given character, and if i don't then i just come up with my own headcanon for when their birthday is. so:

malina - she's always seemed like an autumn girl to me and i don't really know why, it's just the vibe i get. i headcanon that her birthday is on april 12th, which makes her an aries.

pacha - i always liked to think that he should have an earth sign--after all, his name essentially means "earth" in the inca language! so i headcanon his birthday to be may 10th, making him a taurus.

chicha - she's the only one who i actually keep the date from the disneystrology book for! it assigns her july 29th, and i like that because it makes her a leo which is a fire sign. coincidentally it is also when modern day peru celebrates its independence day, which feels fitting for chicha.

kronk - the disney wiki says his birthday is november 27th, but they don't have a source for this and i don't think it came up in new school but maybe i'm wrong?? i know it's not in kronk's new groove because i double-checked a transcript. so if anyone knows please tell me. however, i like this date so i keep it as my headcanon! it's at the very end of spring and kronk just feels to me like he should have a spring birthday. this makes him a sagittarius.

kuzco - i always see people headcanon him as a gemini or a leo, and he does have those vibes, but... those zodiac seasons are in winter in the southern hemisphere, so sadly it doesn't work. i also think his birthdays needs to be specifically in early summer to fit the timeline of him building a summer home + chicha having had her baby and it still being summer by the end of the movie. so my headcanon for his birthday is december 5th, making him, like kronk, a sagittarius.

yzma - and as for her... i imagine that her birthday is december 6th. the day after kuzco's. which means it's always overshadowed by the multiple days of excessive preperations and celebrations for the emperor's birthday and everyone always forgets about it except for her mother! well, and kronk, who somehow manages to always suddenly remember and scramble to prepare a gift at the last minute. this also means kuzco fired her just days before her birthday. ouch. at least it wasn't the day of her birthday.

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You know, call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here, but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's some good in him. Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone. He's a lousy llama.

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You know, call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here, but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's some good in him. Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone. He's a lousy llama.

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got some disney lorcana cards today and i ended up getting kuzco's palace!!

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hmm i wonder if i should post my headcanons for when the ENG characters (+ malina)'s birthdays are... one of them is coming up, after all (though one of them passed and i didn't think to mention it because i was inactive at the time, oops 😔)

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When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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ENS Malina Icons!

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Well, that’s funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000), dir. Mark Dindal

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Some modern-day versions of my favorite disney princess, Kuzco

He is just too fabulous 

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BEST MOM BRACKET; ROUND 2

Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚

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from the emperor's new school pitch bible--unless my memory is even worse than i thought, i don't remember yzma actually having a sister in the show (doesn't only her mother ever appear?), so that's interesting! i also don't remember really learning any details about kronk's family although we did see them in "clash of the families", and i definitely don't remember seeing malina's family, learning their names, or really learning anything about them other than i think she once said she and her mother and sister like to go camping together.

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Pick a Villain: Yzma

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Kronk sketch painting lol

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love your thoughts on this!! i always did like to headcanon that malina's sister was a bit more rebellious and for one reason or another didn't feel the same need to constantly be perfect, so it made me pretty happy to see her described as "the wild one" in the series bible lol. but at the same time kind of sad that we never ended up actually getting to meet her or malina's mother :(

from the emperor's new school pitch bible--unless my memory is even worse than i thought, i don't remember yzma actually having a sister in the show (doesn't only her mother ever appear?), so that's interesting! i also don't remember really learning any details about kronk's family although we did see them in "clash of the families", and i definitely don't remember seeing malina's family, learning their names, or really learning anything about them other than i think she once said she and her mother and sister like to go camping together.

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ooh this actually makes a lot of sense and since the show itself ended up offering no explanation for pacha not being the village leader i'm going to headcanon this too!!

i still don't understand why pacha is not the village leader in the show when he Literally Was in the movie. give my man his position back 😤😤