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Fuu: I thought a car was gonna crash into us and I instinctively said, “WHOA THERE BUCKAROO!” I could have died and those would’ve been my last words.

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Cyan: You love me, right?

Retoree, sarcastically: No, I don’t love you.

Cyan, tearing up: But I thought you did…

Retoree: NO, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I DO LOVE YOU! I’M SORRY!

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Junna: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

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Silver Wolf: Did you just call me a shrimp, you @/sshole?! I’m still growing d*mmit!

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Bronya: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter

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Alastor: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Ryo: It’s only a walk of shame if you’re capable of feeling shame.

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Karin: I consider myself a pretty good judge of people. And that’s why I don’t like any of them.

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Chuchu: I am bed, bath, and beyond disappointed in all of you.

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Kaoruko: You can’t lose an argument if you end it with “shut up, nerd.”

Junna: Actually, you can.

Kaoruko: Shut up, nerd.

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Kafka: I’m not creepy.

Kafka: I’m petty.

Kafka: There’s a difference.

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Kiana: If I stopped trying to make everybody laugh for five seconds I’d start crying, so the show must go on.

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Angel Dust: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Vaggie: But you do know better.

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Bocchi: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a girl date.

Kita: Hitori, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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Yuna, about Togo: Help, my girlfriend is trying to get the world leaders to slow down the rotation of the earth so she can spend more time with me.

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Crow: Some people are like slinkies.

Rom: Explain..?

Crow: Not good for much, but make you crack a smile when you push one down the stairs.

Yaiba: Please stop pushing Aion down the stairs.

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Kaoruko: Why do I keep you around?

Futaba: Because the alternative would be developing a conscious of your own.