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this is your reminder to keep talking about palestine

KEEP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE. KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT. PEOPLE ARE STILL BEING SLAUGHTERED. BIDEN IS STILL SUPPORTING ISRAEL. DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT UNTIL THIS ENDS

AND NOT JUST ON TUMBLR, TALK ABOUT IT IRL. TALK ABOUT IT ON OTHER PLATFORMS. MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAS TO CONFRONT THIS

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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he'd begrudgingly agree that he has taste in music

songs referenced: 1, 2, 3, 4

do not repost, reblog only

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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In case you didn’t know.. you matter.

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bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

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Imagine running out of toothpaste and not even trying to go to the store to buy a new tube.

Imagine, instead, that you decide to use your roommate’s toothpaste.

However, your roommate’s toothpaste isn’t on the counter. Your roommate knew you were going to try and use their toothpaste and didn’t want their tube to endure the same tragedy that all of their other skincare, haircare, and food products had to go through, so they decided to hide their tube of toothpaste.

Now logically, you probably should have just used your OTHER roommate’s toothpaste that was sitting on the counter.

But, no. Instead, you decide to go out of your way to search all of the cabinets and drawers for the other toothpaste.

Realistically, you shouldn’t have been able to find it in the first place. But when your other roommate finally gets up to get ready for work and makes their way into the bathroom, what do they see?

Your first roommate’s tube of toothpaste is sitting on the counter with the top unscrewed very obviously having just been used.

Now, why they hell would you do something like that? And why would you think that we wouldn’t notice? Did you assume that I wouldn’t tell them?

Do you really think we don’t notice all of our products running out much more quickly than they should? Do you really think I don’t notice when my clothing gets worn? Do you really think they don’t notice when their food disappears?

Just how stupid do you think we are?

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30-something Kacchan.

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happy trans day of invincibility everyone

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happy trans day of invincibility everyone

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i have a few writing ideas… but i haven’t written anything properly in so long that i’m not sure how any of it would turn out.

I feel as though i need to take another english/writing class to understand sentence structure again.

idk

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haikyuu pu$$y eaters

mhm. yup

(a special little thanks to @touyangel and her little osamu drabble, it was sooo good and we all know he’s top 5 for sure)

1) bokuto. YOU CANT TELL ME SHIT HES #1. boy’s hella enthusiastic and eager to please. def the type to not stop until HE’S ready for you to be done. his favorite saying is always —“you can give me more right? just one more, you taste so good it’s hard to stop” and it’s never JUST one more he’s sloppy and messy but makes sure he cleans you up the best and only way he knows wink wink

2) iwaizumi, now hear me out. he’s so strategic w his shit, he’s done it so many times he swears he knows your body like the back of his hand and he never gets tired of it. hearing the way your voice moans his name as he sucks harshly on your clit will do it for him every. single. time. he def eats you out as a stress reliever, it’s something about your thighs wrapped around his head and your hands pulling at his hair that makes him forget why he was stressed in the first place.

3) tendouu. deserved honestly, he’s kinda like bokuto in a way, but this man will edge you to no end. he love love loves building you up just to hear you cry and beg for him to make you cum, it’s all a game to him and you’re his favorite piece of the game. loves fingering you more than anything and seeing you take his fingers so well and being coated w ur slick?? makes him never wanna stop — “you’re so cute it almost makes me feel a little sorry. you wanna cum on my tongue that bad, huh sweetheart? then beg me.”

4) osamu. 4 words: sit. on. his. face. loves it best when you’re grinding on his face, using him like he so desperately craves. whenever you lift up to get off, his arms are wrapped around your thighs to yank you right back down, he’ll let you know when he’s finished and it’s never on your time, only his. but i mean you can’t blame him, mans got a big appetite he could be there all night if you’d let him.

5) suna…. i hate to admit but mans got skill…he’s a lil teasing shit but he’s got skill. he always pays attention to every little detail. oh your grip in his hair got a little tighter when his finger grazed that one spot? ok. he’ll graze it again and two times more after that. your breath hitched after the way he sucked your clit? guess where he’s spending most of his attention. this man loves looking at you and forcing you to try your best to look at him, he’s always saying — “keep those eyes on me or else I’ll stop” and he will one look from his eyes alone can make you come undone in seconds, they’re just too much sometimes.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: sugawara koushi. (my man my man my man), akaashi aka mr. pretty fingers, kenma (i can and will go into detail), sakusa (this man.), aran.

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If u vote pls reblog :)

Who’s in the short gang like me?

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board