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you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

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Antinous: *gets down on one knee*

Telemachus: Oh my gods. It's finally happening.

Antinous: *falls over*

Telemachus: The poison is kicking in

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The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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Remus: Gee, I don't have money for rent. Maybe there's some... other way I can pay you~? Logan: This is monopoly.

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Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

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saw someone post this lmaooo

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"You could learn a lot from a lesbian!"

Happy Pride!

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i love characters that haunt the narrative

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Roman: you know what, fuck you Virgil

Virgil: When

Roman: what

Virgil: I said when you fucking coward

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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

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IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!

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its required that every day you think about women kissing

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I'll be honest daddy,

Kittens about to crash the fuck out

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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[WIP] for funsies :3

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