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1st AC performs worst cable wrangling attempt ever. l3v5ha asked to leave set

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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those posts are raw you're going to get sick if you reblog those

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if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.

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im definitely weird enough about house md lately to make an edit but the problem is like… editing is a puzzle & having a Thing in your head and trying to fit the pieces together is sooo much more fun than the prep work of first dumping the pieces out & turning them all over & sorting them into piles.

idk what my favourite james wilson moments are. there’s 8 seasons of 22 episodes of this mfer (the correct way to make television btw). i don’t WANNA sort through clips!!! meanwhile i already HAVE an encyclopaedic editor’s knowledge of every seth milchick appearance to the point you could name a scene & i could tell u whether his eyeline was camera left or camera right

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this scene was so funny. wilson beckoning house back over like a dog. house folding immediately. all while wilson is laser-focused on rolling the world's most mediocre joint

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“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

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have you ever heard the story of the gråkappan?

that wasn’t a question… that was an opinion… unsolicited

irving’s fruit head… whose dark hair is courtesy of the black beauty watermelon… from the country… of malaysia :-)

yes well i feel the theremin works best in moderation

well perchance i may colloquially employ—

i’m tightening the leash >:)

DYTHTYFHOATO?

one thing about a L3V5HA milchick edit… i WILL be using clips from s2s5

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one thing about a L3V5HA milchick edit… i WILL be using clips from s2s5

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just had an INSANE experience where i watched last night’s rough cut back and it was… perfect? except for like one piece of dialogue i want to overlay? i have been spared from the perfectionism demon for a single magical night? or i really just COOKED last night

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i got a semiotic parasite and now the space between my name and what my name signifies is all inflamed and itchy

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sooo lucky i skipped boxing class last night to make that milchick edit cuz i just had one of those moments where you update your google calendar and suddenly everything starts moving in bullet time for the next month. Oh god. the responsibilities

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Severance | s1e3 // s2e10

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Satellites // Severance

Yuvraj Nanda - Your Existence is a Miracle! Here’s the Science Behind It // Severance // Corpse Song - Margaret Atwood // Joy Harjo - "Becoming Seventy" // The Great Gatsby 2013 // Unknown // Lorde -Yellow Flicker Beat

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MR. MILCHICK – SEVERANCE SEASON 2 You must abandon childish things.

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There's this sort of anthropomorphizing that inherently happens in language that really gets me sometimes. I'm still not over the terminology of "gravity assist," the technique where we launch satellites into the orbit of other planets so that we can build momentum via the astounding and literally astronomical strength of their gravitational forces, to "slingshot" them into the direction we need with a speed that we could never, ever, ever create ourselves. I mean, some of these slingshots easily get probes hurtling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour. Wikipedia has a handy diagram of the Voyager 1 satellite doing such a thing.

"Gravity assist." "Slingshot." Of course, on a very basic and objective level, yes, we are taking advantage of forces generated by outside objects to specifically help in our goals. We're getting help from objects in the same way a river can power a mill. And of course we call it a "slingshot," because the motion is very similar (mentally at least; I can't be sure about the exact physics).

Plus, especially compared to the other sciences, the terminology for astrophysics is like, really straightforward. "Black hole?" Damn yeah it sure is. "Big bang?" It sure was. "Galactic cluster?" Buddy you're never gonna guess what this is. I think it's an effect of the fact that language is generally developed for life on earth and all the strange variances that happen on its surface, that applying it to something as alien and vast as space, general terms tend to suffice very well in a lot more places than, like... idk, botany.

But, like. "Gravity assist." I still can't get the notion out of my head that such language implies us receiving active help from our celestial neighbors. They come to our aid. We are working together. We are assisted. Jupiter and the other planets saw our little messengers coming from its pale blue molecular cousin, and we set up the physics just right, so that they could help us send them out to far stranger places than this, to tell us all about what they find out there.

We are assisted.

And there is no better way to illustrate my feelings on the matter than to just show you guys one of my favorite paintings, this 1973 NASA art by Rick Guidice to show the Pioneer probe doing this exact thing:

"... You, sent out beyond your recall, go to the limits of your longing. Embody me. ..."

Gravity assist.

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been thinking about an edit for the 109/210 milchick/dylan parallels literally since the finale and i think i stumbled on the perfect song which is insane cuz it’s literally a joke