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Sadly I have a very distinctive look so I would get caught 🥲

I keep seeing cars with your logo and maga stuff of blue lives matter stuff so ima paint your logo on a shirt and make it sparkly to piss them off. This will be my greatest project yet

Please don't, instead just key their cars.

Or blow them up.

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You know what never made any sense to me? That trend of cis- CIS!!!- people making those "when a he/they has the biggest chongalongas you've ever seen and doesn't like to be called a girl" posts.

Like, famously, we can't control the size our boobs are? Very large breasts aren't easily bound? Binding is expensive and not always medically advisable? Respecting people's pronouns shouldn't rely on strict adherence to cis-passing norms? I thought all of these were like... established trans theory and yet I found many trans people defending these posts and saying they had a point. What point??? That people with big boobs get misgendered frequently if they aren't women???

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Always remember who started to fight back first. Intersectionalty is so important!

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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I watched that gif for way too long

Drop by drop the wave expands.

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Bro you good???? Didn’t mean to make you fall

*pats your head and puts a weighted blanket around you*

( he sort of. collapsed on the ground, letting out a noise of... content??? )

Feels nice. Cozy.

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Go follow my RP blog :D

Intro

Hello everyone, I am the amazing Nightcrawler! Welcome to my blog! I thought this would be a good idea to make one of these so people can see how not scary I am, and everyone else seems to be having fun with these :D. Ask me whatever you want, or if you just want to talk, I'm here for that too!

OOC: Hi! @lakenscorner here I've wanted an RP blog for a while, so here we go! I will definitely be talking about some OCs in here because why not? And my Kurt is an awkward blend of movie, comic, and shows, so be warned.

Boundaries:

I'm open to RP with most other blogs/characters

I will not answer any NSFW asks. Romance is fine but if it starts to get too steamy I just won't answer.

If you wanna pretend to be someone anti-mutant thats fine with me since that's a big thing in the media, but don't take it too far.

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Yesterday, I discovered the scheduled posts feature. Monthly challenges just got a lot easier

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What if I made a doctor who inspired sims legacy challenge

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Summary templates

So, you’ve written your perfect fic and you’re so excited to post, but then you are confronted with the summary box and you pull on a blank. That freaking sucks, but I am here to try and help! Under the cut I will try and give easy to use summary templates, so that you don’t have to think so hard about it. It’s probably far from complete, but I hope it helps :D

(if you can’t be bothered to read it all, the main structure is: “[BLANK] happens, because of [THIS] and [THIS] with [Character A] and/or [Character B] leading to [BLANK].” Which is also a great template to use!)

Keep reading

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Yayyy I get to be stew :D

ever since I started following you weird bruises have been appearing all across my body even when I haven't bumped into anything. Why

I am tenderizing you for fun because I'm bored.

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Me: is upset

Me: watches daredevil

Daredevil: dark and gritty with murder

Me: awww the baby avocados

Me: is a little less upset

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"How can you hate loud noises yet have your headphones on a high volume?"

Because I can control the volume of my headphones and choose what I want to listen to, but I cannot control the volume of external noises nor choose to just turn them off

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I have gay things to say

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@celestinedream this is us, the short one, and the ginger one (I hope you know who I’m referring to)

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*returns with cookies*

Hello your blog makes me very happy k bye

Awe thanks dude and HEY WAIT COME BACK!!!! D:

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@celestinedream when I call her a simp (she is one)