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lana-llama · 2 days ago
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💕really?💕
im so bad at writing fanfiction as i get older it physically makes me sad.
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𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝒀
Part 2.
You were awoken by the sunlight hitting your face, taking a deep breath in you opened your eyes and immediately shot up, you were in your home. Joel must’ve carried you to your couch when you passed out, you were still in his clothes though, looking around you saw your pajamas folded on the coffee table with a note:
Dear y/n
Didn’t wanna wake you. Dried your clothes for you, hope that wasn’t out of line.
Joel.
You smiled looking down at his clothes on your body, you subconsciously scrunched the collar of the shirt in your hand and smelled it. It was like cedar and cheap cologne. You loved it but felt creepy sniffing his clothes like this.
After that day you kept his clothes, just until he asked for them. No harm right? You were waiting on Mike, it was Sunday finally and that meant you had to play housewife. Thankfully you actually knew how to cook so you made a simple dinner and were now on your front porch listening to music while you attempted to paint, it was a skyline from a bob ross picture, nothing like EXTRAORDINARY but it was something to do.
the day was warm and windy, kids ran around the cul-de-sac, their squeals and laughter cutting through your music at times but you weren't fazed, Joel watched you while tommy opened him a beer, Ellie was in a lawn chair reading a teen magazine. "her power shut off?" tommy asked his older brother "yeah, craziest thing, when i brought her back the lights were all on" Joel answered thanking him for the beer taking a deep swig "huh, we should go ask if she's doin' alright" tommy suggested, grabbing an unopened beer bottle walking towards your home, Joel watched his brothers haste with a raised brow before looking down at his little girl "wanna go say hi to the neighbor?" he asked "the pretty one all the dads say hi to every morning?" Elie asked with a snarky tone which made her father avert his eyes "...maybe" he said in a low tone knowing he was guilty "I would" Elie giggled running behind tommy who was already on the steps "tommy!" you said happily, he winked holding up the unopened miller lite (haHA im funi) "you drink pretty lady?" you giggled and nodded, he cracked the cap like a gentleman and passed it to you "what are you painting?" Ellie asked climbing the porch railing with Joël in tow scolding her "don't climb your gonna fall" you waved "its ok Joel, hello Joel's little. I'm y/n" you smiled shaking her hand "hehe I'm Ellie" she smiled sitting next to you "ah right Ellie, I'm..attempting to paint a skyline...it looks wonky" you sighed looking at it from her angle "practice makes perfect" Joel chimed in "ill take that for now" you nodded sipping on the bottle "mike's supposed to be here no?" tommy asked leaning against one of the white wooden pillars "yeah...guess he's too busy" you shrugged "I made dinner and everything.. hey you like cookies?" you turned to Elie, she smiled wide and smiled "come in, I made a lot" you got up opening your door to let Elie go first, you looked to the older men and ushered them in too.
your dinner table was laid out with placemats and places with chargers underneath, a vanilla candle scent filling the room. Elie sat at the kitchen aisle looking down at the tray of chocolate cookies reaching for one, Joel pulled her arm back as you went in the fridge to grab her iced tea to drink it with "go ahead Elie" you chuckled passing her a glass, "thank you miss" she shoved one in her mouth, Joel was about to chastise her again for manners but you stopped him "have you guys eaten dinner yet?" Elie shook her head and her father did too "we eat a little late for most folks anyway" Joel grabbed a cookie too, tommy and Elie beating him by already eating 2 "well, mike obviously wont come anytime soon, he doesn't drive at night" you said while pulling out lasagna from your oven enticing them "you could...stay for dinner?" you smiled sheepishly, tommy immediately accepted "of course!" he elbowed his brothers side "uh yeah of course um thank you" he bowed slightly turning read "Elie wash your hands, we'll go get some more beer" Joel pulled on Tommy's shirt "oh sure, she's in good hands" you opened the door for them.
Joel took a deep breath as tommy and him walked back to the mini cooler outside his home "she's a dream Joel" tommy laughed, Joel just tried to clear his throat and mind, thinking about your little flower dress, he imagined you being in his home cooking and talking with his little girl, he wanted to hold you as you baked..."right?" Tommy's voice finally snapped Joel out of his fantasy "yeah sure" toms eyebrows raised "wow didn't think you'd admit it" he laughed making Joel do a double take "w-what?" "you think y/ns gonna be the talk and drama of the neighborhood" "noo" Joel shoved him playfully "she's a sweetheart and she keeps to herself" Joel defended you "i heard tammy already yelled at her husband at the store cause he kept starin' at her ass" tommy said in a hushed tone "tommy you sound like the salon ladies when i cut Ellies hair stop it" Joel chastised getting to your door, tommy raised his hands in defense and shrugged "she is a sight" you opened the doors last minute "what sight?" you asked making them both look guilty "um the sunset" tommy stammered making you cock you head slightly but slowly nod in suspicion "right, well dinners on the table" you lead them to Elie already eating.
after dinner Elie and tommy watched Shrek on your big tv, you and Joel sat outside watching the torch bugs and discussing your shit painting "I hate it, but really i just wanted an excuse to do something that isn't shopping or working out" you chuckled "don't be so hard on yourself i think its quite nice" your a sweet man Joel handsome too" you looked up at him the words slipping from the beer "y-you...think I'm handsome?" he stammered in a hushed tone to match yours "i don't think its a secret" you giggled going for it, getting closer to the hot dilf next to you "no, what's not a secret is that the wives are sweatin' every time you pass by their husbands" Joel whispered in your making you shiver from his breath hitting your skin "I'm not like that Joel" you softly plead, your voice was like more alcohol in Joel's system. he couldn't control his body anymore, he pulled your chin up so you were forced to look in his eyes "thank god i ain't married then huh?" he growled lowly making you swoon and your breath hitch "j-joel...don't start something you cant finish" you warned heart beating 100 miles an hour "i intend to enjoy this till the end" he whispered kissing your lips, gently at first, but it got deeper. you slid into his lap as his big arms snaked around you , his breath was heavy but his tongue was calculated in its search of every inch of your mouth, like he was staving and cold he held you tighter. you were slack allowing him to explore you, soft hums emitting from you both felt like angels song. at some point you both finally pulled away for air "...wow...um" Joel became sober suddenly realizing what had just happened "shit" you muttered pulling away and getting up "I'm sorry Joel i-" Joel covered your mouth "don't apologize for a good time.." he whispered making you turn red and flustered pulling his hand off, you could feel your pussy throb and twitch from all this which made you say things you wouldn't normally "...come over after Ellie goes to sleep" it was a command. you were commanding a man that could throw you across a football field right now- but Joel simply nodded, getting up and kissing you deeply again, this kiss made you stumble as he walked inside far too happy to put his daughter to bed, his own erection scratching the inside of his jeans.
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you were alone again, but now with a mission, you looked through the hundreds of lingerie mike has bought you, pinks blues golds...puppy play to dominatrix. you didn't want to scare Joel so you grabbed the perfect one. a baby doll, vintage and perfect for a man like him. makeup fixed and perfume on you waited in your robe imagining the ways he would fold you.
finally you heard the front door, and it lock. you took a deep breath and opened your door to see him, a deep hunger behind his eyes as he looked you up and down "you look like something from a magazine darlin'...Jesus" Joel's voice was rumbly and deep, his steps forward were your steps backward, you fell onto the bed watching him pull off his shirt to show his strong hairy build, he smelled like an old spice commercial and beer, god it made you wet. "want these off now or later" he slid off his belt gesturing to his jeans.
thank god you lived in a house because it sounded like a mini earthquake. the after glow was somehow better, Joel held you close under the covers, "your trouble" he chuckled "big trouble y/n"
joel miller x sugar baby! younger! reader
𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝒀
small warning; solicitation? age gap. "cheating" .morally challenged reader. sexual tension. mike getting cucked
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some would call you immoral. sinful? evil. but you were just smart in a way. get an old frog to fall in love. secure a home and only have to play wife on the weekends while he pays your bills. plus other girls your age are either jealous or lay in the sun with you calling you a genius.
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all that genius came with prices though, social and otherwise. you got a beautiful little home in a town near Houston. and today was move in day, Mike. your sugar daddy was driving you both to that sweet little cottage house, all your luggage in sweet pink matching luggage filled the back of the Bentley along with new shopping bags full of clothes and home décor. "excited to live somewhere new baby?" mikes old southern accent rasped as you turned into the cul-de-sac, you nodded "a small town will be a good change for me" you spoke sweetly rubbing his shoulder "i got the cutest lil house for ya sugar, make some friends and invite 'em over whenever you like" mike smiled finally pulling up to the house, it was adorable.
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a two story yellow home, clean and sweet, it felt very grandma but you weren't complaining. what other girl your age could say they owned a house right now? you and mike stepped out of the car and walked up to the house with your purse in hand "wow...this is amazing Mikey! thank you!" you jumped with joy hugging him close, mike was beaming with pride, even more as he saw a specific neighbor walk up.
"Joel and tommy miller! honey! these are the men that renovated your kitchen and bathrooms" mike pushed you forward towards the millers, they were rugged and handsome, tommy seemed more confident than what you were assuming was his brother "oh? well thank you I cant wait to see inside my new house" you shook both their hands with a sweet smile "let us show you around?" tommy spoke with a charming gaze while Joel just nodded, you held tommy's arm walking up the steps of your new home. Joel stayed back with mike "never knew you had a daughter mike" Joel said lowly suspecting something "well, uh you never asked! but um she's gorgeous isn't she?" mike started sweating a little not wanting to seem sad or creepy. but he was. Joel just nodded trying to hide his judgmental gaze believing he was just imagining it "very pretty" he muttered watching as tommy led you into the kitchen, it was warm and very country home styled, the fridge door was covered in post cards and magnets from you and mikes adventures. "wow you guys did an amazing job" you smiled looking out the bay window, pillows and a blanket covering the nook "your daddy's a sweet man, he picked out everything we put in here" you went ridged at the word, remembering that most peoples eyes your relationship with mike seemed obvious "he loves me" you giggled hiding your slight shame.
the tour ended in your room. it was beautiful, made for a southern belle type, your favorite movie and band posters on the walls "mike this is amazing!" you clapped your hands before turning to the big window which faced the backyard, before you could look mike covered your eyes "this is the biggest surprise doll" he chuckled leading you to the window, tommy and Joel watched seeing how mike was a little too close to your body "tadaa!" mike let you look and you squealed. tommy and Joel squinted slightly at the pitch of it. you kissed mike all over his face but calmed down quick to not make the millers feel odd. mike smiled wide and looked to the them "well, seems she hated it, guess we have to destroy it all" mike said sarcastically "damn. hard to please that one" tommy shook his head joining in "ill get the jackhammer" Joel smiled enjoying this as your face dropped and shook your head "no! don't!" you pouted a little running after Joel as he walked down the stairs chuckling "were pullin' your leg darlin' relax" mike laughed. you all stood on the porch saying your goodbyes "I'll be back this Sunday but if you need anything, call tommy or walk to Joel's house right over there" mike pointed to Joel's house only 2 houses down, the 2 men nodded "its peaceful here, just don't go tellin' everyone you live alone" Joel said in a serious tone, you nodded "got it. see you later...daddy" you gave a tight lipped smiled to mike and he nodded walking to his car " your bags are in the Livingroom" he yelled back before driving off "...is..he your actual father?" tommy asked watching the Bentley drive off, before you could answer Joel hit him upside the head " don't go insinuatin' things" he scolded his little brother. "its alright. well, pleasure to meet you 2 i have to go unpack" you giggled walking back in. the 2 nodded "good afternoon miss" they said in unison walking off your lawn.
you closed the door and sighed before jumping on your new plush couch squealing. god he was so handsome! grizzly! strong and silent!! you swooned as Joel's face and body flashed in your mind, you tried to calm down but you spun around as you put things in their place, thinking about how to make him see you again already.
Joel was conflicted. he sat on his couch drinking a beer and watching some hunting show, but he couldn't pay attention. flashes of your eyes and lips playing in his head, even if he was alone his was embarrassed at the thoughts he had about you in those blue jeans and cute little top.
hopefully your helpless because he really wanted to see you again.
days passed and you and Joel would pass each other at times, but nothing too serious. until today. it was pouring outside, and jowls morning job was postponed, Ellie was safe at a friends house so Joel's was just slightly antsy keeping his phone at his side. you were scared, every thunder strike made you shake and move slowly to your couch, to calm down you turned on some reality tv and breathed slowly. not today though. BOOM! a loud thunderous roar made you jump as your house went dark, the only thing illuminating your home was a grey clouds outside, you screamed and ran to you bathroom shaking as you turned on your phone seeing Joel's contact "c'mon c'mon c'mon." you begged as the phone rang "hello?" Joel answered getting up already papa bear mode activated "....Joel...im scared" you sniffled feeling embarrassed that hearing his voice made you cry immediately "what happened? are you ok?" he asked trying not to make you panic "my power went out...please Joel come get me ...i cant be alone" you begged whispering as you cocooned yourself against the tubs inner walls "I'm comin miss" he hung up and ran out his door to yours, the rain pelted him ask he jogged over knocking hard making you jump again. you crawled out and wiped your eyes as you shook walking down the steps hearing his muffled voice through the door, you opened seeing a soaking wet man with worried eyes, if you weren't scared to death at the moment you'd be staring into his eyes while Niagara falls lost the 1st place for the wettest place in America (i kill myself.) "are you ok? not hurt are you?" Joel asked stepping inside looking you over, after assessing no damage Joel stopped himself turning red, you were still in your pajamas which were very see through, he looked away "my house still has power...you got a robe?" you nodded walking to you couch putting a silk robe on, Joel finally turned back to you "alright c'mon" he walked out to the porch seeing that the rain hasn't let up "ready to run?" you asked "you don't have a cute umbrella or somethin'?" Joel asked looking down at you "no!" you said shaking before bolting to his front door, Joel watched you before following "doors open!" he hollered as you opened his door kneeling to catch your breath, you were soaked, robe and clothes clung to your body, your hair clung to your face as you looked over at Joel. his wife beater was the same fabric as your pajamas. you saw his chest hair and dark nipples, the way the shirt hugging his soft abs, you were swooning harder now. he looked at you with a worried look "shit...i don't bet you'd fit in a girls medium? he half joked seeing at the soaked cat in front of him "lets get in something dry and warm" he led you to the stairs, you smiled softly following him, up in his bedroom you started thing some...sinful thoughts, his room was bare in someway, but you saw tons of pictures of him and a little girl as Joel sifted through his closet "your daughter?" you asked looking around "Ellie, she's my little girl" he hollered back. shit, he was married. and he was obviously a family man. and your not a horrible person. you sighed sad at this imaginary woman beat you to the punch "where's your cute wife?" you asked through gritted teeth "oh...uh Elie's mom died at birth" you deadpanned. maybe you should jump out the window. this man just saved you from your home and this is how you thank him. before you could mentally beat yourself up more joel placed an old AC/DC shirt and his frayed pajama pants "o-oh thanks" you smiled taking off the wet robe, Joel stared at your body, his breath got slightly ragged at seeing your breasts in full view before clearing his throat "i'll be downstairs" he excused himself walking away. you knew what he was looking at and you wanted him to see more.
joel waited on his couch imagining you on his lap, your skin still cold from the rain as he snaked his hands under your shirt, your soft breasts being fondled by his rough callouses, your soft mewls filling his ears. he jumped at seeing you sit right next to him, you blushed slightly "thanks for the clothes Mr. Miller" you smiled sitting back "no problem...i don't think I ever really got your name" he admitted sheepishly "its y/n." you smiled looking up at him, Joel thought you looked adorable swimming in his shirt, but he couldn't lie to himself, he enjoyed your clothes more. "y/n...parents picked it perfectly" his low gravely voiced made your heart flutter, the way he said your name made you even more feral "i like the way you say my name" you blurted out in a daze "ill say it more often then" he said lower, closer to you. you were in love. Joel backed off slowly realizing he needed to be a gentleman 'thirsty? hungry?" you shook your head I'm fine" he nodded "once the rain stops ill take a look at your brake box" you nodded getting comfy yawning "i should tell mike huh?" you asked texting "why do you call 'im mike?" Joel asked making you blink "its his name" Joel's brows furrowed slightly "...don't answer if its too far but...he aint your dad huh?" Joel asked looked to you "...no, mike and I aren't related." you answered worried he would kick you out now "alright." joel nodded not knowing what to say next.
on the couch you spent house just watching his sports rerun before falling asleep against his arm , he watched your chest rise and fall slightly. you were beautiful, your body, your face, your voice- it was like joel was in a playboy magazine everytime you passed him on your jogs. and here he had you, he leaned back letting your body go down with him, joel watched you, placing his hand on the small of your back falling asleep too to the sound of the rain and the scent of your perfume.
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lana-llama · 2 days ago
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im so bad at writing fanfiction as i get older it physically makes me sad.
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lana-llama · 2 days ago
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more self-indulgent art i really wanna hug him
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lana-llama · 2 days ago
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EJ (Evil Jax) is just so cute ᶦᵗˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ
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lana-llama · 3 days ago
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you heard me.
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he's a cutie
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lana-llama · 4 days ago
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I need to peg him.
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he's a cutie
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lana-llama · 4 days ago
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joel miller x sugar baby! younger! reader
𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝒀
small warning; solicitation? age gap. "cheating" .morally challenged reader. sexual tension. mike getting cucked
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some would call you immoral. sinful? evil. but you were just smart in a way. get an old frog to fall in love. secure a home and only have to play wife on the weekends while he pays your bills. plus other girls your age are either jealous or lay in the sun with you calling you a genius.
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all that genius came with prices though, social and otherwise. you got a beautiful little home in a town near Houston. and today was move in day, Mike. your sugar daddy was driving you both to that sweet little cottage house, all your luggage in sweet pink matching luggage filled the back of the Bentley along with new shopping bags full of clothes and home décor. "excited to live somewhere new baby?" mikes old southern accent rasped as you turned into the cul-de-sac, you nodded "a small town will be a good change for me" you spoke sweetly rubbing his shoulder "i got the cutest lil house for ya sugar, make some friends and invite 'em over whenever you like" mike smiled finally pulling up to the house, it was adorable.
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a two story yellow home, clean and sweet, it felt very grandma but you weren't complaining. what other girl your age could say they owned a house right now? you and mike stepped out of the car and walked up to the house with your purse in hand "wow...this is amazing Mikey! thank you!" you jumped with joy hugging him close, mike was beaming with pride, even more as he saw a specific neighbor walk up.
"Joel and tommy miller! honey! these are the men that renovated your kitchen and bathrooms" mike pushed you forward towards the millers, they were rugged and handsome, tommy seemed more confident than what you were assuming was his brother "oh? well thank you I cant wait to see inside my new house" you shook both their hands with a sweet smile "let us show you around?" tommy spoke with a charming gaze while Joel just nodded, you held tommy's arm walking up the steps of your new home. Joel stayed back with mike "never knew you had a daughter mike" Joel said lowly suspecting something "well, uh you never asked! but um she's gorgeous isn't she?" mike started sweating a little not wanting to seem sad or creepy. but he was. Joel just nodded trying to hide his judgmental gaze believing he was just imagining it "very pretty" he muttered watching as tommy led you into the kitchen, it was warm and very country home styled, the fridge door was covered in post cards and magnets from you and mikes adventures. "wow you guys did an amazing job" you smiled looking out the bay window, pillows and a blanket covering the nook "your daddy's a sweet man, he picked out everything we put in here" you went ridged at the word, remembering that most peoples eyes your relationship with mike seemed obvious "he loves me" you giggled hiding your slight shame.
the tour ended in your room. it was beautiful, made for a southern belle type, your favorite movie and band posters on the walls "mike this is amazing!" you clapped your hands before turning to the big window which faced the backyard, before you could look mike covered your eyes "this is the biggest surprise doll" he chuckled leading you to the window, tommy and Joel watched seeing how mike was a little too close to your body "tadaa!" mike let you look and you squealed. tommy and Joel squinted slightly at the pitch of it. you kissed mike all over his face but calmed down quick to not make the millers feel odd. mike smiled wide and looked to the them "well, seems she hated it, guess we have to destroy it all" mike said sarcastically "damn. hard to please that one" tommy shook his head joining in "ill get the jackhammer" Joel smiled enjoying this as your face dropped and shook your head "no! don't!" you pouted a little running after Joel as he walked down the stairs chuckling "were pullin' your leg darlin' relax" mike laughed. you all stood on the porch saying your goodbyes "I'll be back this Sunday but if you need anything, call tommy or walk to Joel's house right over there" mike pointed to Joel's house only 2 houses down, the 2 men nodded "its peaceful here, just don't go tellin' everyone you live alone" Joel said in a serious tone, you nodded "got it. see you later...daddy" you gave a tight lipped smiled to mike and he nodded walking to his car " your bags are in the Livingroom" he yelled back before driving off "...is..he your actual father?" tommy asked watching the Bentley drive off, before you could answer Joel hit him upside the head " don't go insinuatin' things" he scolded his little brother. "its alright. well, pleasure to meet you 2 i have to go unpack" you giggled walking back in. the 2 nodded "good afternoon miss" they said in unison walking off your lawn.
you closed the door and sighed before jumping on your new plush couch squealing. god he was so handsome! grizzly! strong and silent!! you swooned as Joel's face and body flashed in your mind, you tried to calm down but you spun around as you put things in their place, thinking about how to make him see you again already.
Joel was conflicted. he sat on his couch drinking a beer and watching some hunting show, but he couldn't pay attention. flashes of your eyes and lips playing in his head, even if he was alone his was embarrassed at the thoughts he had about you in those blue jeans and cute little top.
hopefully your helpless because he really wanted to see you again.
days passed and you and Joel would pass each other at times, but nothing too serious. until today. it was pouring outside, and jowls morning job was postponed, Ellie was safe at a friends house so Joel's was just slightly antsy keeping his phone at his side. you were scared, every thunder strike made you shake and move slowly to your couch, to calm down you turned on some reality tv and breathed slowly. not today though. BOOM! a loud thunderous roar made you jump as your house went dark, the only thing illuminating your home was a grey clouds outside, you screamed and ran to you bathroom shaking as you turned on your phone seeing Joel's contact "c'mon c'mon c'mon." you begged as the phone rang "hello?" Joel answered getting up already papa bear mode activated "....Joel...im scared" you sniffled feeling embarrassed that hearing his voice made you cry immediately "what happened? are you ok?" he asked trying not to make you panic "my power went out...please Joel come get me ...i cant be alone" you begged whispering as you cocooned yourself against the tubs inner walls "I'm comin miss" he hung up and ran out his door to yours, the rain pelted him ask he jogged over knocking hard making you jump again. you crawled out and wiped your eyes as you shook walking down the steps hearing his muffled voice through the door, you opened seeing a soaking wet man with worried eyes, if you weren't scared to death at the moment you'd be staring into his eyes while Niagara falls lost the 1st place for the wettest place in America (i kill myself.) "are you ok? not hurt are you?" Joel asked stepping inside looking you over, after assessing no damage Joel stopped himself turning red, you were still in your pajamas which were very see through, he looked away "my house still has power...you got a robe?" you nodded walking to you couch putting a silk robe on, Joel finally turned back to you "alright c'mon" he walked out to the porch seeing that the rain hasn't let up "ready to run?" you asked "you don't have a cute umbrella or somethin'?" Joel asked looking down at you "no!" you said shaking before bolting to his front door, Joel watched you before following "doors open!" he hollered as you opened his door kneeling to catch your breath, you were soaked, robe and clothes clung to your body, your hair clung to your face as you looked over at Joel. his wife beater was the same fabric as your pajamas. you saw his chest hair and dark nipples, the way the shirt hugging his soft abs, you were swooning harder now. he looked at you with a worried look "shit...i don't bet you'd fit in a girls medium? he half joked seeing at the soaked cat in front of him "lets get in something dry and warm" he led you to the stairs, you smiled softly following him, up in his bedroom you started thing some...sinful thoughts, his room was bare in someway, but you saw tons of pictures of him and a little girl as Joel sifted through his closet "your daughter?" you asked looking around "Ellie, she's my little girl" he hollered back. shit, he was married. and he was obviously a family man. and your not a horrible person. you sighed sad at this imaginary woman beat you to the punch "where's your cute wife?" you asked through gritted teeth "oh...uh Elie's mom died at birth" you deadpanned. maybe you should jump out the window. this man just saved you from your home and this is how you thank him. before you could mentally beat yourself up more joel placed an old AC/DC shirt and his frayed pajama pants "o-oh thanks" you smiled taking off the wet robe, Joel stared at your body, his breath got slightly ragged at seeing your breasts in full view before clearing his throat "i'll be downstairs" he excused himself walking away. you knew what he was looking at and you wanted him to see more.
joel waited on his couch imagining you on his lap, your skin still cold from the rain as he snaked his hands under your shirt, your soft breasts being fondled by his rough callouses, your soft mewls filling his ears. he jumped at seeing you sit right next to him, you blushed slightly "thanks for the clothes Mr. Miller" you smiled sitting back "no problem...i don't think I ever really got your name" he admitted sheepishly "its y/n." you smiled looking up at him, Joel thought you looked adorable swimming in his shirt, but he couldn't lie to himself, he enjoyed your clothes more. "y/n...parents picked it perfectly" his low gravely voiced made your heart flutter, the way he said your name made you even more feral "i like the way you say my name" you blurted out in a daze "ill say it more often then" he said lower, closer to you. you were in love. Joel backed off slowly realizing he needed to be a gentleman 'thirsty? hungry?" you shook your head I'm fine" he nodded "once the rain stops ill take a look at your brake box" you nodded getting comfy yawning "i should tell mike huh?" you asked texting "why do you call 'im mike?" Joel asked making you blink "its his name" Joel's brows furrowed slightly "...don't answer if its too far but...he aint your dad huh?" Joel asked looked to you "...no, mike and I aren't related." you answered worried he would kick you out now "alright." joel nodded not knowing what to say next.
on the couch you spent house just watching his sports rerun before falling asleep against his arm , he watched your chest rise and fall slightly. you were beautiful, your body, your face, your voice- it was like joel was in a playboy magazine everytime you passed him on your jogs. and here he had you, he leaned back letting your body go down with him, joel watched you, placing his hand on the small of your back falling asleep too to the sound of the rain and the scent of your perfume.
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lana-llama · 4 days ago
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Y/N looked at them with a disapproving glare:
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Hi! Currently Recovering from surgery and completely forgot to post on here😭 Drew this for a matching pfp for my partner and I💕
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lana-llama · 9 days ago
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he loves him.
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son returned home
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lana-llama · 9 days ago
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Go pretty boy go
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lana-llama · 10 days ago
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I fucking hate labubus
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lana-llama · 11 days ago
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I need to start flexing that I know Spanish.
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lana-llama · 11 days ago
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AYOO 😍😂
Y/n next I need my fix
I wish I could draw men because I’m imagining this as creepypasta guys and it’s sending me
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lana-llama · 14 days ago
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this fucker:
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do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years
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lana-llama · 14 days ago
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its literally how i imagine EJ
its literally him.
my handsome lil demon
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lana-llama · 14 days ago
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Michael kovach looks like he doesn't shower... I'm sorry
literally just found out what he looks like this morning. bet hes a sweet guy though..
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