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i cant even.

when drawing requires you to draw

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Hi, just wanted to say that I love your blog Ehehe

aw thank you so much! sorry i dont post often

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So this fucking sicko just followed me.

I looked at their page and they literally romanticize the columbine shooters.

Get that sick shit away from me. I actually hope you choke on a Lego brick.

I romanticize killers that don’t exist for a reason I would never actually go out with somebody who would kill people because that’s fucking wrong .

Get the fuck away from me EW.

(Obviously I reported and blocked)

[lana-llama-in-pajamas]

what your creepypasta crush says about you.

everyone will get roasted.

Slenderman

your in one or both groups

group one is at a young age you fantasized about being with an older man.

group 2 you were already the ages of the characters or older by the time the fandom had real traction

DADDY ISSUES

monster fucker

Jeff the killerrrr

you are basic as all hell OR your trans now.

sorry I don't make the rules

you also probably have a crush on Jax from digital circus

asshole boyfriend is your vibe

ben drowned

link has been and will always be in your top 10

you fell for him during his stoner-fication

you are a nerdy stoner

blonde men...is a choice

you have had a taste of what he would be like as a partner in other people. its....lacking

eyeless jack

only correct choice.

calm collected chill charming handsome?

you don't settle for less when it comes to competent partners

only issue? you are a furry.

or a monster fucker.

Ticci toby

imma be SUPER brutal

your were the crazy fangirl

obsessive and all consuming is an understatement

you and clockwork were opps at some point

you like grungy white boys don't you squidward?

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Fuck it. Proxy relationship aesthetics.

Toby

Grunge 2000s

Makes you Kandi bracelets

Drugs might be involved

Menaces to society

Eating in a parking lot at 2am is the most romantic thing

Hoodie/Brian

80s/70s love

All the photos are of you

He hates being in pictures

Every date is recorded and saved for him to watch

Malls are your favorite places

Masky/Tim

Diners and gas stations

50s teen love

He will not admit it but he loves grease and wants your relationship to mirror it

He loves to spin you around just to look at you

wanted something sweet for those who don't want the sex type stuff 24/7

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I’m clawing at the WALLS BRO FUCK

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im completely convinced the creator of ticci toby looked at hiccup and said

that. but emo.

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I’m on a date with a total catfish.

His profile was dark so that’s on me.

“I kinda look like masky from marble hornets”

No tf you don’t .

Looks like Jake from state farm (the not hot one)

[lana-llama-in-pajamas]

i am unwell about this fictional man

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this grandpa could bend me over the kitchen table and i would be grateful

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I want to make him have a heart attack from how good it is.

the things i would for peepaw joel

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I love when friendships form on tumblr.

Especially over wanting our favorite characters to be beat to death.

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But I AM ALWAYS DOLLY.

What selfshipping is like

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selfshipping is cool when you're 13 and it's also cool when you're 40. everyone should selfship forever

[lana-llama-in-pajamas]

in another universe your f/o selfships with you

[lana-llama-in-pajamas]

depending on the character your in love with your dolly patron OR Kermit

What selfshipping is like

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move over toby.

joel has entered the arena