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Domestic Klance Headcanons

Lance tries as hard as possible to sleep in for as long as possible

this is a difficult task considering Keith is an early riser he doesn’t even need an alarm he just naturally wakes up at 7 to work out or whatever

one time lance tried to wake up early enough to surprise keith with a birthday breakfast-in-bed, but of course keith didn’t get the message to sleep in and was already awake

they made a mess making pancakes and bacon together instead

lance is a neat freak. it annoys the crap out of keith because he never had to clean up for anyone else whereas lance’s mother pretty much programmed him to clean up after himself and his little siblings

keith affectionately labels these tirades as The Nag™…brace yourselves, The Nag is coming

lance can also cook??? he chops vegetables like it’s nothing and keith is alway afraid he’s going to lose a finger at the speed he’s going

they couldn’t decide on a color scheme for their room so it’s just a mismatched mess of soft blues and and calm grays and vibrant red and angsty black and it looks awful. but it’s theirs

lance convinced keith to do weekly Couple Luxury Night where they did relaxing at-home spa treatment-esque routines. he told keith it’d be fun but really it’s just an excuse for him to pamper his boyfriend and take goofy pictures in face masks and cucumbers

lance always fixes keith’s hair before he walks out the door because that boy does not know that bedheads aren’t acceptable. keith always pretends to be annoyed but his favorite thing is feeling lances fingers run through his hair

lance got them really into competitive cooking shows and naturally it turned into a heated cooking war between the two. since lance is 1000x better at cooking (keith can barely peel a potato) keith is allowed to distract him by whatever means necessary. lance is extremely susceptible to neck kisses, side tickling, and obnoxious raspberries

lance in aprons with flirtatious sayings

keith complying with the aprons’ suggestions

lance totally has a childhood teddy bear that he still sleeps with with named tigre (as a child he didn’t really have a clear grasp on the difference between bears and tigers). He is now señor tigre, respect the title, and is appalled when keith calls it ratty and old-looking

whenever lance is mad at keith he pretends keith isn’t there and complains about him to tigre

when keith needs comfort and can’t get any words out, lance lets him hold tigre—he might be old as hell but he is soft—and just talks to him about anything until keith feels better

they have matching red and blue mugs with cute lions on them

keith sleeps on the left side of the bed, but always manages to roll all the way to lance’s side by the morning

keith also has deathgrip when he’s asleep, so lance had to buy him a body pillow for those nights when lance just wants to sprawl out

lance taped a fucking picture of his face to the body pillow the first night keith slept with it and the next morning lance was woken abruptly by keith shrieking in terror

lance likes to do voices and impressions all the time to keep himself entertained and uses random objects around the house as props. keith’s reactions range from tired-of-your-shit to must-hold-in-laughter, but most of the time keith likes to film him on his phone so he can watch it again later. he says it’s blackmail material but these are keith’s videos of the lance that only he gets to see every day

whenever lance decides to fart in front of keith he turns it into a punchline

keith would never fart in front of other people because it’s fucking barbaric but he feels comfortable enough to voice his body’s concerns (oh god lance i have to fucking dump pause the tv i can’t miss gordon ramsay ripping this neglectful chef a new asshole)

they have a weekly chore chart with shifting roles, except keith can’t do the dishes because sticking his hands under hot water and touching grimy dishes is a nightmare for him

keith never likes to walk around barefoot esp in the kitchen, so lance makes it fun by gifting keith with funky socks. his most recent pair has shooting stars with a moon made of cheese at the ankle. (keith unintentionally called them cheesy and lance keeled over) keith is known at work/school as the serious guy with uncharacteristically fun socks

lance likes to blast music but when it bothers keith, he turns it down and sings along at a moderate volume, which keith finds comforting

lance: KEITH HAVE U SEEN THE THING

keith: did u check between the couch cushions

it was between the couch cushions

they have a codeword for when keith misses a social cue and says something too blunt or rude, that way they can communicate easily in private and when company’s over

they also have a word for when lance is doing something annoyingly repetitive that keith can’t deal with

lance is superstitious and it’s all pretty humorous, but he never risks going to bed without saying i love you, even if they’re angry at each other. keith doesn’t understand why they need to say it out loud all the time but he knows it makes lance feel better so he doesn’t ask questions

some nights they like to sleep outside on the back porch so they can see the stars together, and they make their own constellations

when the Bad Thoughts hit lance, keith just stays with him, cradles him, strokes his hair. keith’s blunt honesty is a solace whenever lance splits

when lance dissociates, keith finds a simple activity for them to do together to coax him back like watching crap tv or going for a drive with the windows down

lance bought this weird porcelain duck cookie jar and every time keith comes into contact with it he stares it down for a good minute out of suspicion and spite

if either of them don’t feel like using their voice at any particular time, they bought mini whiteboards with tons of colorful markers

keith really likes to doodle?? its not his passion or anything but lance lets him draw on his skin and loves to show off his “new tattoo” to literally anyone

keith really wants a cat but lance thinks cats are too boring and moody. lance wants a dog but keith thinks they’re too high-maintenance and overwhelming

when they went pet shopping they became unwittingly enamored with a turtle struggling to eat a tomato. it was inspirational, and they named her Rita

they probably start a small garden and grow tomatoes for Rita and lance in floppy sun hats and keith digging gleefully into the earth

lance naming their gardening hoe keith and promptly running from an angry dirt-covered keith

im dy i ng I could go on about these dorks and their habits

if anyone wants to add anything more please do I'm thirsty for domestic klance fluff

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I got here from your domestic Klance headcanons and I am LIVING YOU JUST GAINED A FOLLOWER GIMME MOOORRE

omg thank u so much ;v; I’m not as active on here but I definitely wanna start writing hcs again!!

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ngl i followed you the moment i saw your sidebar picture

what’s my sidebar pi—oh

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@lancish‘s Klance playlist made me really want to make an amv for this 

Song: for him by Troye Sivan

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Space chihuahuas

this is the single greatest statement i have ever seen in my life

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Hi, my friend and I are interested in using your squinty klance icons! Would that be okay?? Thank you so much for your art and your time!!

yes of course! im glad you enjoy them :D

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Hiyah those Keith and Pidge headcanons you wrote out, can I write some of those? Like I can't promise it'll be done anytime soon cause I suck with timetables but I'll give you credit and everything I just really love those headcanons.

omg of course!!! that’d be so awesome :’) when you finish send me a link bc id love to read them!!

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there he go, mullet boy

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Domestic Klance Headcanons

Lance tries as hard as possible to sleep in for as long as possible

this is a difficult task considering Keith is an early riser he doesn’t even need an alarm he just naturally wakes up at 7 to work out or whatever

one time lance tried to wake up early enough to surprise keith with a birthday breakfast-in-bed, but of course keith didn’t get the message to sleep in and was already awake

they made a mess making pancakes and bacon together instead

lance is a neat freak. it annoys the crap out of keith because he never had to clean up for anyone else whereas lance’s mother pretty much programmed him to clean up after himself and his little siblings

keith affectionately labels these tirades as The Nag™…brace yourselves, The Nag is coming

lance can also cook??? he chops vegetables like it’s nothing and keith is alway afraid he’s going to lose a finger at the speed he’s going

they couldn’t decide on a color scheme for their room so it’s just a mismatched mess of soft blues and and calm grays and vibrant red and angsty black and it looks awful. but it’s theirs

lance convinced keith to do weekly Couple Luxury Night where they did relaxing at-home spa treatment-esque routines. he told keith it’d be fun but really it’s just an excuse for him to pamper his boyfriend and take goofy pictures in face masks and cucumbers

lance always fixes keith’s hair before he walks out the door because that boy does not know that bedheads aren’t acceptable. keith always pretends to be annoyed but his favorite thing is feeling lances fingers run through his hair

lance got them really into competitive cooking shows and naturally it turned into a heated cooking war between the two. since lance is 1000x better at cooking (keith can barely peel a potato) keith is allowed to distract him by whatever means necessary. lance is extremely susceptible to neck kisses, side tickling, and obnoxious raspberries

lance in aprons with flirtatious sayings

keith complying with the aprons’ suggestions

lance totally has a childhood teddy bear that he still sleeps with with named tigre (as a child he didn’t really have a clear grasp on the difference between bears and tigers). He is now señor tigre, respect the title, and is appalled when keith calls it ratty and old-looking

whenever lance is mad at keith he pretends keith isn’t there and complains about him to tigre

when keith needs comfort and can’t get any words out, lance lets him hold tigre—he might be old as hell but he is soft—and just talks to him about anything until keith feels better

they have matching red and blue mugs with cute lions on them

keith sleeps on the left side of the bed, but always manages to roll all the way to lance’s side by the morning

keith also has deathgrip when he’s asleep, so lance had to buy him a body pillow for those nights when lance just wants to sprawl out

lance taped a fucking picture of his face to the body pillow the first night keith slept with it and the next morning lance was woken abruptly by keith shrieking in terror

lance likes to do voices and impressions all the time to keep himself entertained and uses random objects around the house as props. keith’s reactions range from tired-of-your-shit to must-hold-in-laughter, but most of the time keith likes to film him on his phone so he can watch it again later. he says it’s blackmail material but these are keith’s videos of the lance that only he gets to see every day

whenever lance decides to fart in front of keith he turns it into a punchline

keith would never fart in front of other people because it’s fucking barbaric but he feels comfortable enough to voice his body’s concerns (oh god lance i have to fucking dump pause the tv i can’t miss gordon ramsay ripping this neglectful chef a new asshole)

they have a weekly chore chart with shifting roles, except keith can’t do the dishes because sticking his hands under hot water and touching grimy dishes is a nightmare for him

keith never likes to walk around barefoot esp in the kitchen, so lance makes it fun by gifting keith with funky socks. his most recent pair has shooting stars with a moon made of cheese at the ankle. (keith unintentionally called them cheesy and lance keeled over) keith is known at work/school as the serious guy with uncharacteristically fun socks

lance likes to blast music but when it bothers keith, he turns it down and sings along at a moderate volume, which keith finds comforting

lance: KEITH HAVE U SEEN THE THING

keith: did u check between the couch cushions

it was between the couch cushions

they have a codeword for when keith misses a social cue and says something too blunt or rude, that way they can communicate easily in private and when company’s over

they also have a word for when lance is doing something annoyingly repetitive that keith can’t deal with

lance is superstitious and it’s all pretty humorous, but he never risks going to bed without saying i love you, even if they’re angry at each other. keith doesn’t understand why they need to say it out loud all the time but he knows it makes lance feel better so he doesn’t ask questions

some nights they like to sleep outside on the back porch so they can see the stars together, and they make their own constellations

when the Bad Thoughts hit lance, keith just stays with him, cradles him, strokes his hair. keith’s blunt honesty is a solace whenever lance splits

when lance dissociates, keith finds a simple activity for them to do together to coax him back like watching crap tv or going for a drive with the windows down

lance bought this weird porcelain duck cookie jar and every time keith comes into contact with it he stares it down for a good minute out of suspicion and spite

if either of them don’t feel like using their voice at any particular time, they bought mini whiteboards with tons of colorful markers

keith really likes to doodle?? its not his passion or anything but lance lets him draw on his skin and loves to show off his “new tattoo” to literally anyone

keith really wants a cat but lance thinks cats are too boring and moody. lance wants a dog but keith thinks they’re too high-maintenance and overwhelming

when they went pet shopping they became unwittingly enamored with a turtle struggling to eat a tomato. it was inspirational, and they named her Rita

they probably start a small garden and grow tomatoes for Rita and lance in floppy sun hats and keith digging gleefully into the earth

lance naming their gardening hoe keith and promptly running from an angry dirt-covered keith

im dy i ng I could go on about these dorks and their habits

if anyone wants to add anything more please do I'm thirsty for domestic klance fluff

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dimpled lance is real

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I keep “discourse” related stuff off this blog but it’s time 4 me to say if you ship shaladin don’t follow me!! don’t reblog from me!! don’t interact with me!! hit that mf block button!! thank you!

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hey does anyone know any voltron blogs that don’t ship anything pedophilic and/or abusive cos for some FUCKING reason it’s very hard to find those in this god damn fandom and i need more safe voltron on my dash

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lance: *has a chin sharper than a knife*

keith, a knife enthusiast:

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❤️🌈 stay strong, we love you 🌈 ❤️

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the parks & rec au is so funny!!! i keep on thinking about who would play ben when he went with them & bought a batman costume

omg thank you!! keith would totally be ben!!! he would def start bawling when allura and lance told him to treat himself and now i cant stop thinking about keith sobbing as he stands in a batman costume lmfoaisdgdfjgfk

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a-hawk-and-her-bow replied to your photoset ““It’s the best day of the year!””

Late to the game but what is this and where do I stream it the fandom looks so fun

it’s called Voltron: Legendary Defender and you can watch it on Netflix or kisscartoon!

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check This out

thanks