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no i'm not going to clean prevpost into anything remotely nice or presentable nor will i make genuine content. be glad i had the decency to add line breaks even though it would have been funny to leave it as the lovecraftian text blob it was originally chicken-scratched in

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sorry no ocs recently i've been in the trenches[internet related reason] but i made the mistake of mentally putting arvic and cherise next to each other yesterday because "haha. corvid motif" do you want to hear? do you like slutty washed-up unaware dilves and/or futch failure lesbians? yes you do. you're going to hear

cherise is like the kind of unfortunate bystander arvic would slide up to in the middle of a bar with like three shots in him meanwhile she's barely drank for personal reasons.

he's not even interested in her this time but he's doing it just to show off to sable and clover he's like if grunkle stan's sin was Lust like "Now you kids want to see a magic trick?"- neither of them are minors and don't really want to but he starts anyway before they get an answer out, smth smth "Watch and learn! I'll show you how to reel one in without fail!" he really hasn't had any charm in him since priscille but he's trying so hard to make his left and right hands proud ok? be patient he's trying his best. he'd start hitting on cherise in some really stupid way and she's visibly kind of Out of it until she realizes what's going on- "Huh? Uh- No! No, sorry man, I.." she'd have an absolutely dumb way to get it across like "Just. Other women for me, thanks!" her face is really stupid now ok. i can't transmit the mental image but you Have to understand her face is Really Stupid right now.

arvic is immediately taken back and stumbles over his excellent charms but don't worry because "Oh-hoh-hoh! Well lucky you! I've still got a special Trick-" he'd pull a card from somewhere as he says Trick ok this is a very important detail "-up my sleeve for people like you!" it did not come from his Sleeve and no he does not. he's pulling this all out of nowhere on the spot so he still looks competent.

he's rambling about some nonsense about how he respects all women and always comes prepared as he prepares a shitty card trick right in front of her and you can visibly determine that cherise would kind of rather not be there but at this point who wouldn't humour the weird guy with eight-ball eye and the body feathers instead of hair. multiple bystanders are looking and if phones were allowed in this hypothetical bar maybe someone would have a recording going.

when he asks where she thinks her card is she can immediately pinpoint it's real location to his dismay, she's listened to nanako passionately explain how all of this works before but arvic just Can't let himself fumble this so he laughs it off, calls her a sly fox and resolves to just go through every trick he knows until she falls for one. which she does, eventually. as chatty as she and nanako get sometimes their method of communication is trading the metaphorical talking stick and rambling about personal interests the other one forgets about one fourth of because they got distracted, so it was inevitable she'd have missed one.

arvic would celebrate with an I Told You So type of attitude as he Not Discreetly At All wipes the sweat that had accumulated on his face from this encounter. i think it's at this point where cherise gives into the snarky giggles with some type of "Wooww, you sure showed Me a good tiimee. I can only Wonder what else such a Rising Star like you has to offer." the demeanor and slow clapping is only half sarcastic, this guy is hilarious to her in the 'she's pretty sure she could break his back over her knee in the side alley if she tried hard enough' way but before he can make the mistake of letting rip a "Oh yeah? Well there's plenty more where that came from missy!" he's dragged back to his table by the accompanying sidekicks.

i don't think any of the other lmjred girls would be at a bar and barely know why cherise would be sans rebeka but i can tell you how the lmjred cast would translate to mjm and how arvic and his crooks would translate to lmj, but i've spent enough time feverishly scratching unknown runes into my walls i need to lay down. Arnika "Arvic" Faust when i fucking Get To You

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"the intro post should be updated to mention the oc-based insanity" no. if you scroll my account unknowingly it's your fault and you are responsible for any bombs which may go off in the distance followed by a joyful "URETHRA!!" as i discover that specimen #407-🍸 in fact hates tea but drinks it anyway to pretend he's classy when specimen #406-🍵 offers

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some of these people don't know each other and i hope they never do for my own good. Ominous Looming Clown Stock Photo and Funny Cat are Characters, Obviously

been big into making lists of random things that remind me of my friends lately and part of that has included Characters. it's created such a nightmare blunt rotation dude i'm not even familiar with some of these guys but i'm scared to put them in a room together anyway. hold on, let me get you a visual-

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been big into making lists of random things that remind me of my friends lately and part of that has included Characters. it's created such a nightmare blunt rotation dude i'm not even familiar with some of these guys but i'm scared to put them in a room together anyway. hold on, let me get you a visual-

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homura akemi i'll never forget you. you've haunted me for years, skeleton in my closet. you find yourself happy so clearly something must be wrong, it Is, so you burn it to ash hoping it takes you with it. the sources of your happiness won't let you, of course, but you always have to find Something to stain yourself with don't you. get the fuck out of my bakery

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i'm not about to go reblog that name post again for the third time but there was a slow, gradual process with urena's name too. which is currently pronounced like the mispronunciation of planet uranus but it's literal gibberish so you can say it however

it was either ivuria or iruvia at first but then i googled that and found something called that so i had to banish her to nameless purgatory for a while, separately i had been fighting with the name irene for years in that it always had a glow to me but i never Kept a character that fit it, i remember when k drew a bunch of silly little abstract creatures that one time i made a triangular fellow and said "her name is irene, she's rather polite" but that was the last time a character was definitively irene and even then irene was a microsoft paint drawing born from boredom. eventually i said urene in reference to urena and next time i looked at her it ended in an a

i think this is really funny because although i never bothered to search the meaning and still won't i've always considered the name irene to be very elegant and refined, it has a sort of formal mystique to it that's made it always one of my favourites. so it's like i'm going "women named irene are so perplexing and radiant" and urena is like the "Not me, I'm a fucking Cunt!!" screenshot. can you tell there was another thunderstorm tonight? her name is probably just irene in a hypothetical normal human being au, she's not very polite. the lights flickered a few times earlier for good luck, i think the forces of nature are on my side

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this is mallory coded but actually he would really Hate anyone who smokes or has a similar habit seen as Casual on the surface which is actually microdosing harm. he has enough spite for able people as is, so the thought of anyone else just willingly putting themselves through unnecessary harm instead of using what they already have to actually help someone who Deserves it drives him more insane than selfishness, on an unrelated note i think he'd place gluttony at the bottom of hell. so the image would be something more like "missing person presumed dead found purchasing painkillers at former workplace"

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i don't care if meowscarada admittedly has a very cherise silhouette, her assigned pokemon is still roserade because i don't think she deserves to be as tall as she is. also starter pokemon feel kind of bland to assign anyone

nanako's azumarill but the while marill line Works, azurill being a blubbering little blob baby that evolves via friendship but then marill still not being Final says something i think. the rabbit motif is a plus. honorable mention to eevee- just Normal Eevee for the whole basic little rodent with immense untapped potential bit but the thing is no current eeveelution Gives Nanako and no vaporeon/glaceon being blue don't count they're the Wrong Blue. if anything glaceon gives isolde

but isolde's assigned pokemon is gardevoir, i thought of gallade at first but the "gallade can only be male" put me off for just long enough to realize how fitting gardevoir would actually be instead with the innate "fair maiden" motif she has. she's like a gardevoir with a +phys. attack nature and she's picked up a sword despite her stats and she's Approaching. the muses collectively are falinks but like a really fucked up falinks with no designated lead [because metaphorically that's isolde [[they don't know]] so they perpetually bump around and try to lead each other. the only one who can effectively organize them is isolde

felicia is tagged with aggron. i think old women in shitty metal band tees should be legally allowed to send people to the hospital with multiple injuries if they piss them off enough, but old women in question probably won't do that, if you run into them in their free time at all

jacklyn is mimikyu, unknowable creature crafted of unspeakable dark mass that chooses to mask itself in the skin of the only thing it admires. logically adeline should be Pikachu and while that would fit considering how she's narratively idolized her assignment is currently ampharos, so maybe in the theoretical mystery dungeon au i'm not making, the mimikyu's disguise is mareep. would the symbolic vast light of adeline vaporize the metaphorical bubbling dark of jacklyn or would they mold together harmoniously

also a lot of this is just vibes, don't ask me which pokemon they'd personally Have. cherise is actually zoroark but you didn't realize that until this part of the post. could you hold onto this for me? bye.

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thinking about colors again and i realized how everything is connected, everyone innately has a color and may have secondary or tertiary colors, the colors vaguely correspond to different behaviors but in such a way where it takes wildly different forms person-to-person but i can still clock a red type as red for example, it took a deck of cards, a color wheel, and a sapphic horse for me to realize my calling in life is meaningless categorizations into made up aesthetic archetypes

on another note, i personally am a light muted Peach. i'm not Red, i'm Orange actually but i like to dress myself in Red because it makes it look like i have aura. my secondary color's over in the Yellows, i used to dress in Green because it consumed me at the time

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That character design you're doing could be fat btw. You can make them fat. That character you're drawing should be fat tbh

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no, i don't actually Make my ocs, they're noncorporeal concepts that gradually reveal Themselves to Me and i'm forced to speak in tongues to get it across /j

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MALLORY AS OF TODAY

i thought i knew him well enough before but i was Wrong, something opened up and i Get It, i KNOW WHAT HE IS, WHY HE'S LIKE THAT, I WAS JUST WRONG ABOUT HIM APPARENTLY

i have never seen a man full of so much hatred in my life and i have immeasurable respect for his restraint, may his yuris be toxic and his fists bloody some day amen

Which of your own OCs are you obsessed with?

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unethical experiment i like to call the roadtrip method where i deploy a mentally manageable number of ocs over a stock photo of a room in my brain and force them to commentate over whatever i observe

deployed specimens #101-🌟 and #102-🎃 and went for a short walk. results:

• rinne has never encountered a cow in her life

• rinne cannot make up her mind very well on what she wants or likes

• casper gets weirdly defensive at the inquiry that he is startled by something and shifts out of his 'reserved' character to to go on a micro rant about how he's Completely Rational And Actually Just Being Mindful Of Potential Bodily Harm. uh huh, sure buddy

because i have to swap my internal processing of things with dialogue, they're forced to have all of the wordly knowledge i do which leads to really ridiculous things like "rinne is the kind of person to start a joe biden impression and immediately get distracted from the bit to ask what kind of dog is behind that fence over there and forget she was about to make a joke to begin with"

the trip was like driving someone who keeps saying out loud random things they're reminded of and asking really mundane questions to get a straightforward answer or guess from the person besides them whose otherwise just been looking out the window the entire time. how does an entire planet hinge on this woman, she can't decide on which flavour of ice cream she wants. they Might be cooked

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i need to stop reblogging horses. they are invading my house

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Horse Race Tests real

Jovial Merryment was my goat the whole time, but everyone is a winner and deserves carrots <3

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