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ok so Pinks can be Red, Purple, or Orange, but sometimes they're shades of Fuchsia which is about the closest you can get to Pink Pink. Fuchsia is not to be confused with Magenta, which is a Purple. Fuchsia is himself, not a Pink, for Pink is a Subcolor and counted As A Fuchsia/Red/Purple/Orange. whereas Magenta is a Purple that is sort of Close to Fuchsia but it doesn't hop categories like how Cyan is a Blue near Teal but Not A Teal. so we have Two bonus colors here already, and i'm about to blow your mind with this: Indigo's existence is Debatable as many will attempt to Deceive you with Blues and Purples but Indigo Does exist albeit Very Specific and difficult to identify in her vibrant shades, but we can Know she exists because you can more easily distinguish Periwinkle, which Is An Indigo

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yeah, ok, might as well take this free excuse to talk about something so specific

uhhh.. i want to say the oldest oc i can actually remember details of is this girl i made up when i was, what, 11? i can't remember her name but she was the heir of this weird family that inexplicably had reality hacking powers. don't ask, i can't remember how it worked either

crude estimation of how i remember her looking

she had this plotline where her family's meddling with the world's code had damaged it irreparably to the point things started corrupting and glitching, so she had to repair it to prevent earth from completely just breaking, but in doing so it would heavily revert human progression, and people didn't really like that

i could probably get more into it but i don't feel like it unless asked to

whats the oldest oc you recall making

c'mon tell me

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homura akemi i'll never forget you. you've haunted me for years, skeleton in my closet. you find yourself happy so clearly something must be wrong, it Is, so you burn it to ash hoping it takes you with it. the sources of your happiness won't let you, of course, but you always have to find Something to stain yourself with don't you. get the fuck out of my bakery

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i feel like the Yellow to a lot of hearts-coded people's Jovial Merryment, as i just realized today, and i think that's very funny. what the hell does this Mean for my elaborate personal aesthetic and meaningless vibe assignments to shapes and colors

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i think more people should come up with ocs as if they're undefined myths and then make excessive variants based on the Same Previous ocs like retellings until you end up with something so lost that the characters themselves are aware their situation is eerily similar to a story they read in kindergarten

Urena, ripping a warning sign from the ground and throwing it over her shoulder like a weapon before jumping the protective barrier: Shortcut's this way!! We've got a party to crash and what better time than before it even Starts!? You're gonna have a Blast with this ley line, it's one of my faves!!

Mallory, dehydrated, with a sore back and undiagnosable crackling in his left ear: (i wish i was in the version where it ate me instead)

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something wicked this way comes

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love this website because where else would i turn to make sure i'm not a freak when i have a strange new awakening. tumblr subcommunities please don't kill yourself you're so sexy ahaha

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day 358-or-so in the chamber

i think climber and clarice should go through 30k words qp slow burn hurt/comfort. like the kind that gives them both character development, the kind that takes a long time but it has to happen in order for them to achieve a steady, healthy relationship with the weird circumstances they have going on. they- [lacy then ranted about the entirely fabricated appeal of climberice he made up for several more paragraphs]

i think karl and rachel should die. guess who i think about more often. [lunatic difficulty]

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no i'm not going to clean prevpost into anything remotely nice or presentable nor will i make genuine content. be glad i had the decency to add line breaks even though it would have been funny to leave it as the lovecraftian text blob it was originally chicken-scratched in

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sorry no ocs recently i've been in the trenches[internet related reason] but i made the mistake of mentally putting arvic and cherise next to each other yesterday because "haha. corvid motif" do you want to hear? do you like slutty washed-up unaware dilves and/or futch failure lesbians? yes you do. you're going to hear

cherise is like the kind of unfortunate bystander arvic would slide up to in the middle of a bar with like three shots in him meanwhile she's barely drank for personal reasons.

he's not even interested in her this time but he's doing it just to show off to sable and clover he's like if grunkle stan's sin was Lust like "Now you kids want to see a magic trick?"- neither of them are minors and don't really want to but he starts anyway before they get an answer out, smth smth "Watch and learn! I'll show you how to reel one in without fail!" he really hasn't had any charm in him since priscille but he's trying so hard to make his left and right hands proud ok? be patient he's trying his best. he'd start hitting on cherise in some really stupid way and she's visibly kind of Out of it until she realizes what's going on- "Huh? Uh- No! No, sorry man, I.." she'd have an absolutely dumb way to get it across like "Just. Other women for me, thanks!" her face is really stupid now ok. i can't transmit the mental image but you Have to understand her face is Really Stupid right now.

arvic is immediately taken back and stumbles over his excellent charms but don't worry because "Oh-hoh-hoh! Well lucky you! I've still got a special Trick-" he'd pull a card from somewhere as he says Trick ok this is a very important detail "-up my sleeve for people like you!" it did not come from his Sleeve and no he does not. he's pulling this all out of nowhere on the spot so he still looks competent.

he's rambling about some nonsense about how he respects all women and always comes prepared as he prepares a shitty card trick right in front of her and you can visibly determine that cherise would kind of rather not be there but at this point who wouldn't humour the weird guy with eight-ball eye and the body feathers instead of hair. multiple bystanders are looking and if phones were allowed in this hypothetical bar maybe someone would have a recording going.

when he asks where she thinks her card is she can immediately pinpoint it's real location to his dismay, she's listened to nanako passionately explain how all of this works before but arvic just Can't let himself fumble this so he laughs it off, calls her a sly fox and resolves to just go through every trick he knows until she falls for one. which she does, eventually. as chatty as she and nanako get sometimes their method of communication is trading the metaphorical talking stick and rambling about personal interests the other one forgets about one fourth of because they got distracted, so it was inevitable she'd have missed one.

arvic would celebrate with an I Told You So type of attitude as he Not Discreetly At All wipes the sweat that had accumulated on his face from this encounter. i think it's at this point where cherise gives into the snarky giggles with some type of "Wooww, you sure showed Me a good tiimee. I can only Wonder what else such a Rising Star like you has to offer." the demeanor and slow clapping is only half sarcastic, this guy is hilarious to her in the 'she's pretty sure she could break his back over her knee in the side alley if she tried hard enough' way but before he can make the mistake of letting rip a "Oh yeah? Well there's plenty more where that came from missy!" he's dragged back to his table by the accompanying sidekicks.

i don't think any of the other lmjred girls would be at a bar and barely know why cherise would be sans rebeka but i can tell you how the lmjred cast would translate to mjm and how arvic and his crooks would translate to lmj, but i've spent enough time feverishly scratching unknown runes into my walls i need to lay down. Arnika "Arvic" Faust when i fucking Get To You

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been big into making lists of random things that remind me of my friends lately and part of that has included Characters. it's created such a nightmare blunt rotation dude i'm not even familiar with some of these guys but i'm scared to put them in a room together anyway. hold on, let me get you a visual-

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i'm not about to go reblog that name post again for the third time but there was a slow, gradual process with urena's name too. which is currently pronounced like the mispronunciation of planet uranus but it's literal gibberish so you can say it however

it was either ivuria or iruvia at first but then i googled that and found something called that so i had to banish her to nameless purgatory for a while, separately i had been fighting with the name irene for years in that it always had a glow to me but i never Kept a character that fit it, i remember when k drew a bunch of silly little abstract creatures that one time i made a triangular fellow and said "her name is irene, she's rather polite" but that was the last time a character was definitively irene and even then irene was a microsoft paint drawing born from boredom. eventually i said urene in reference to urena and next time i looked at her it ended in an a

i think this is really funny because although i never bothered to search the meaning and still won't i've always considered the name irene to be very elegant and refined, it has a sort of formal mystique to it that's made it always one of my favourites. so it's like i'm going "women named irene are so perplexing and radiant" and urena is like the "Not me, I'm a fucking Cunt!!" screenshot. can you tell there was another thunderstorm tonight? her name is probably just irene in a hypothetical normal human being au, she's not very polite. the lights flickered a few times earlier for good luck, i think the forces of nature are on my side

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this is mallory coded but actually he would really Hate anyone who smokes or has a similar habit seen as Casual on the surface which is actually microdosing harm. he has enough spite for able people as is, so the thought of anyone else just willingly putting themselves through unnecessary harm instead of using what they already have to actually help someone who Deserves it drives him more insane than selfishness, on an unrelated note i think he'd place gluttony at the bottom of hell. so the image would be something more like "missing person presumed dead found purchasing painkillers at former workplace"

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i don't care if meowscarada admittedly has a very cherise silhouette, her assigned pokemon is still roserade because i don't think she deserves to be as tall as she is. also starter pokemon feel kind of bland to assign anyone

nanako's azumarill but the while marill line Works, azurill being a blubbering little blob baby that evolves via friendship but then marill still not being Final says something i think. the rabbit motif is a plus. honorable mention to eevee- just Normal Eevee for the whole basic little rodent with immense untapped potential bit but the thing is no current eeveelution Gives Nanako and no vaporeon/glaceon being blue don't count they're the Wrong Blue. if anything glaceon gives isolde

but isolde's assigned pokemon is gardevoir, i thought of gallade at first but the "gallade can only be male" put me off for just long enough to realize how fitting gardevoir would actually be instead with the innate "fair maiden" motif she has. she's like a gardevoir with a +phys. attack nature and she's picked up a sword despite her stats and she's Approaching. the muses collectively are falinks but like a really fucked up falinks with no designated lead [because metaphorically that's isolde [[they don't know]] so they perpetually bump around and try to lead each other. the only one who can effectively organize them is isolde

felicia is tagged with aggron. i think old women in shitty metal band tees should be legally allowed to send people to the hospital with multiple injuries if they piss them off enough, but old women in question probably won't do that, if you run into them in their free time at all

jacklyn is mimikyu, unknowable creature crafted of unspeakable dark mass that chooses to mask itself in the skin of the only thing it admires. logically adeline should be Pikachu and while that would fit considering how she's narratively idolized her assignment is currently ampharos, so maybe in the theoretical mystery dungeon au i'm not making, the mimikyu's disguise is mareep. would the symbolic vast light of adeline vaporize the metaphorical bubbling dark of jacklyn or would they mold together harmoniously

also a lot of this is just vibes, don't ask me which pokemon they'd personally Have. cherise is actually zoroark but you didn't realize that until this part of the post. could you hold onto this for me? bye.

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thinking about colors again and i realized how everything is connected, everyone innately has a color and may have secondary or tertiary colors, the colors vaguely correspond to different behaviors but in such a way where it takes wildly different forms person-to-person but i can still clock a red type as red for example, it took a deck of cards, a color wheel, and a sapphic horse for me to realize my calling in life is meaningless categorizations into made up aesthetic archetypes

on another note, i personally am a light muted Peach. i'm not Red, i'm Orange actually but i like to dress myself in Red because it makes it look like i have aura. my secondary color's over in the Yellows, i used to dress in Green because it consumed me at the time