#IM SORRY MOM

[bloodyrosesnthorns]

I'm sorry mom.

[a-study-in-bullshit]

[carpediembitchess]

my mother still speaks of you

every other day

yet i wonder in her heart

what kind of sorrow would lay

for her little girl didn't know better

than to lead a boy astray

and cast all those who love her most

far, far away

[unatunayt]

✨Him✨

[sleepscribblesart]

death note more like dank note amirite

[fallstreakfeathers]

If you asked Urogi to shop for you, and gave him a numbered list

Like

1 Orange

2 Box of cookies

3 Avocado

4 Tomato

He would bring you back 1 orange, 2 boxes of cookies, 3 avocados and 4 tomatoes

So like

You can send him shopping for you and he does surprisingly good. He'll get everything.

Just don't number the list because then he gets confused, but he also won't ask you to clarify it because he doesn't KNOW he's confused. It doesn't even cross his mind that he might be misinterpreting the list.

He comes back super proud of himself and wants praise, but you're wondering why you now have 15 bushels of bananas.

(He's not stupid, just a doofus! All things considered, he did a GREAT job and you SHOULD praise him even though you are sending him back to the store!)

[halogalopaghost]

I have a confession to make and it's that my mom thinks I'm in love with peach gummy rings and I have no idea where she got that idea but I cannot bear to tell her she's wrong because she's been on this since 2017 and I'm the worst daughter in the whole world ever

Mom if ur reading this no you aren't an I love gummy peach rings ur so right ur the rightest person in the world

[13personalities]

My mom just asked me what my interests were and I can’t exactly tell my mother about the bajillion fandoms I’m in and the zillion fics I’m totally interested in reading at the moment instead of holding this awful conversation. And I realized my mind went to a blank. I basically have no other interests. (At least none I’m gonna be telling my mom about) This hole was a bit deeper than I had originally bargained my soul for.

[acklesgotsnackles]

things are changing and my life is crumbling to the ground but damn if i cant get my hands on some man titties

[leadingmusetta]

Don't actually buy this, just look at it

Look at what my friends made me make

[cybertzuyu]

[aterracottapot]

rereading hellbent agian!!!!!

[esteyam]

the most dreadful thing about my grandfather's death is that he's no longer here to protect his little girl from my father

[goldenliartrash]

I bought flowers for my mother but I've accidentally paraded them around town (brought them with me to dinner because I did not have time to drop them home) and she's not home tonight so she won't even see them until tomorrow and by then they'll be withered and ruined and,,, I don't know, something poetic about that

[sciartherp]

My mom put her wafer cookie in front of my face and asked me to smell it because she said it smelled like vanilla

I sat there before slowly starting to eat it

Out of her hand

Because my Human brain could not process “don’t eat this is mom’s food” before my monkey brain processed “there is a wafer cookie in your face. You are hungry.”