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France’s politicians and community leaders have criticised the “intolerable” violence against Paris’ Jewish community, after a pro-Palestinian rally led to the vandalizing and looting of Jewish businesses and the burning of cars. 

please please please spread this around, please speak up about this, please let everyone know that this is not okay, please please please protect my people from a second kristallnacht, please 

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Me: can I get a glass of wine please?

Employee: sir this is McDonalds

Me: oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine?

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brain: everything is Bad me: no ? things are pretty ok right now? brain: everything is Bad me: shit………..u right…

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I am a lawn gorilla.

Who’s ready to continue hating men in 2016?

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He's not your buddy, friend.

Who’s ready to continue hating men in 2016?

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A beautiful defense of one of my all-time favorite films. Bravo.

A coworker asked me if i was going to our local pride “they’re doing a drag thing before the Rocky Horror showing" I, quite calmly, went. The fuck. Off. Told her exactly what I thought of Drag, RHPC, and cis peoples fascination with them both. Surprisingly only dropping one F-bomb. She was shocked af, I’m usually all smiley happy upbeat girl, even on the worst days i can usually fake positivity. She came back and tried to “its not that bad” and “is all in fun” and crap. I shut down everything she came up with. I would like to take this opportunity to thank tumblr for prepping me for that moment. :)

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Liberals =/= Democrats

republicans are quick to tell you “all lives matter” when it comes to abortion but damn they quiet when it comes to a black boy killed in the streets

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Here is a list of Countries and their respective suicide/self-harm hotlines.

These numbers exist for a reason, and that is to help people in fighting their inner demons, whether it is to talk, or to help you get professional help.

If you are in college, there may be...

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When did the frogman blame men for their assault?

So apparently frogmans room got flooded this weekend. Some of his stuff was destroyed and he had to be relocated to another room in his house. This room has an entire shelf of over 20 of the tackiest purses I’ve ever...

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The original post is tagged 'male victim' and 'male abuse victim'. Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid?

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I will post this list the first of each month. when reblogging please check the upper right to make sure you are doing so as text and not as a link in order to make sure people see the whole list. If you despise me so much you cannot reblog it from me, feel free to copy and paste...

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OP self-identifies as a feminist; she says so in her blog description. Why don't you tell HER that she's not a feminist?

Not all of us are born this way lesbians. 

GET OVER IT

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Wow, another reason to hate Fox News and everything it represents! I thought we had enough of those.

Fox host Tucker Carlson has a message for male victims of domestic violence: "That is embarrassing, getting beaten up by your girlfriend." 

But domestic violence against men, carried out by women, is no small problem. In 2013, the CDC reported that 29% of heterosexual men in the U.S. reported being victims of domestic violence at the hands of their female partners. And that doesn’t account for the number of assaults that go unreported.

If anyone should be “embarrassed,” it should be Fox, given Tucker Carlson’s repulsive behavior. Rhetoric like his is a perfect example of why male victims may be less inclined to speak out about their abuse. 

Carlson’s minimizing abuse of men in no isolated incident. In early June, the same host said that teenage boys think that sexual harassment from a female teacher is the "greatest thing that ever happened." A month later he attacked a kid for reporting statutory rape as "whiny."

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Or you can just have a muffin for breakfast.

Seriously, you know what the difference between a cake and a muffin is? Nothing. A muffin's just a bald cupcake.

The great thing about birthdays is that I can have a piece of cake whenever I want and no one can stop me.

Breakfast? Cake. Lunch? More cake. Dinner? The rest of the cake.