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Okay, random. But, I just recently watched videos about the game ENA: Dream BBQ. Love Ena.

I've also got back into The Hobbit because of my sister. Love the movie, need to rewatch it though to refresh my memory on the storyline.

Annnyway. Point of post. I have been thinking a lot of how chaotic/funny it would be if Ena somehow fell into Middle-Earth. Either A: Bilbo finds her before meeting the company and lets her live with him (or something) and then end up meeting everyone else and probably scaring the shit out of them. I feel like once she understands how Bilbo acts and how he works she'll get mad on his behalf when the dwarves disrespect his belongings, like when Kíli (I believe) rubs off the dirt on his shoes on Bilbo's Mom's box thing(?) Knowing it is important to the hobbit she has been living with.

Or B: Bilbo and the company sometime in their journey find Ena.

I just keep thinking about their reactions to what she can do. She can seperately spin her body parts, she has two voices (personalities? Still a bit new with her.), she also just defies a lot of logic. So, curious if any writers wanna make oneshots or something on this. I think it'd be cool.

Funny thinking about her living with Bilbo in Bag End since, not cannonly since there isn't a confirmed height for her, but a lot of the fandom joke about her being 9ft tall.

Also can imagine her yelling at Thorin a couple times for things in her meanie voice. I think she'd do the same for Thranduil.

But, I also don't know a lot about Ena, so I could be wrong with things I am making up in my head. I am curious if anyone else makes anything on this. An if someone does then I would like to be tagged!

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Now I just need him and Zhongli to meet.

Imagine a self aware crossover AU with both The Tale of Food and Genshin, and us having the ability or something to take Food Souls with us? Also, off topic but I just started playing Infinity Nikki and I really like it.

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Merry Christmas!!

It's my dogs birthday today! She turned six!

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Obey Me Side Characters with Pokémon

Diavolo’s Pokémon

Ceruledge: Ceruledge was the Former Demon King’s Pokémon and was given to Diavolo before he had left. Ceruledge misses his former Master but his main focus is protecting the prince as was requested from his original Master. Ceruledge and Barbatos make sure to keep Diavolo and Armarouge out of trouble. 

Armarouge: Armarouge was first introduced to Diavolo as a Charcadet as his first Pokémon. During Diavolo’s childhood Charcadet always made sure to keep him company and grew closer because of this. Because of how close the two were they both developed similar personalities and always want to do something fun with the brothers or MC. Armarouge helps Diavolo with paperwork when he can, but otherwise just tries his best to keep himself and Diavolo entertained.... They’ve been scolded multiple times by Barbatos and Ceruledge.

Extra:

Royalty or anyone residing in the castle usually use Premier Balls for their Pokémon. Ceruledge and Armarouge used to be in wooden Pokéballs (Hisui)  until more advanced technology came along and they were transferred. Diavolo keeps their old Pokéballs in his personal vault in his room.

Barbatos’ Pokémon

Indeedee’s (M&F): Barbatos had been given his Indeedee’s by Diavolo’s father when he was appointed as the prince’s butler.

Chandelure: Barbatos has had Chandelure since it was just a Litwick. The demon doesn’t seem to like to talk about how they meet, but does enjoy talking about their time together. 

Extra:

Barbatos uses the Premier Ball as requested. Chandelure used to be in a Dark Ball but was transferred to a Premier Ball once he became the prince’s butler. He keeps Chandelure’s old Pokeball on his belt with the others.

Solomon’s Pokémon

Malamar: Solomon was interested in having a Malamar but didn’t want to go through the trouble of evolving it and decided to catch a wild Malamar. The said Pokémon is not happy about the arrangement and has attempted to hypnotize Solomon but has failed continuously. Out of spite this Pokémon refuses to hypnotize demons or humans if Solomon requests it.

Hatterene (G-Max): Solomon had caught her as a Hatenna during one of his trips. She wasn’t thrilled when Solomon had caught the Malamar and made it known by slapping the sorcerer with her appendage. However, despite this Hatterene does love her Master and makes sure he doesn’t get into trouble.

Extra:

Solomon makes his own Pokeballs still like the old days. Hatterene doesn’t like Malamar, however, Malamar likes Hatterene which causes a lot of problems. Hatterene has attacked Malamar on numerous occasions. Malamar only tolerates and stays with Solomon because of Hatterene. Solomon only Gigantamaxes Hatterene during emergencies. Solomon has his Gigamax Stone(?) on a necklace.

Simeon’s Pokémon

Wyrdeer: Simeon’s Wyrdeer used to be a different angels but was given to Simeon when the Pokémon got to old for its previous job. Simeon makes sure to brush out Wyrdeer’s tail and main, even though it doesn’t really get dirty in the Celestial Realm.

Rockruff (Midday): Simeon and Lucifer both received their Rockruff’s at the same time. However, Lucifer’s was the first to evolve and Simeons evolved sometime after the war. Lycanroc tried his best to comfort Simeon during the first few days post-war.  

Extra:

Simeon uses a Luxury Ball because he wanted to match with Lucifer. Midday and Midnight Lycanroc tolerate each other and try to bring their Masters back together like old times. Lycanroc and Wyrdeer like to sleep together, they occasionally will drag Simeon with them for a nap. Wyrdeer enjoys spending time with Simeon for his retirement. 

Luke’s Pokémon

Alcremie (Caramel Swirl - Love Sweet): Luke had found Alcremie as a Milcery and immediately fell in love with the Pokémon. Luke had a very hard time to decide which combination he wanted his Milcery to evolve into. Alcremie loves to help Luke bake, however, she is somewhat scared of the way Beelzebub looks at her sometimes. Despite that she still enjoys Beelzebub’s company and that he likes the sweets Luke and herself make.  

Appletun: Appletun used to be Michael’s Pokémon but was gifted to Luke by the Archangel. Luke was nervous at first to care for Appletun but eventually they grew close enough were Luke is comfortable to do things with him too.

Fidough: The demon brother’s gave this Pokémon to Luke as a joke. Despite that Luke loves Fidough and takes care of her just as much as his other Pokémon. Luke occasionally uses Fidough to deliver desserts to the House of Lamentation for Beelzebub.

Extra:

Luke uses a Heal Ball because it reminds him of candy. Alcremie sometimes will make cream for Beelzebub so he doesn’t consume the ingredients. Appletun will pick out the best fruits for Luke’s desserts. Fidough likes to help around the kitchen but just usually ends up being in the way.

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Obey Me MasterList

Brothers

Obey Me Brothers with Pokémon

Obey Me Brothers Play Phasmophobia w/MC

Lucifer

Lucifer Plays RDR2

Mammon

COMING SOON

Leviathan

COMING SOON

Satan

COMING SOON

Asmodeus

COMING SOON

Beelzebub

COMING SOON

Belphegor

COMING SOON

Side Characters

Obey Me Side Characters with Pokémon

Diavolo

COMING SOON

Barbatos

COMING SOON

Simeon

COMING SOON

Solomon

COMING SOON

Luke

COMING SOON

Extra:

Obey Me Plays League of Legends

(I may not actually update on this. But, maybe I will! No promises.)

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Obey Me Brothers with Pokémon

Lucifer's Pokémon

Houndoom: Houndoom was found by Cerberus injured and abandoned. Was then taken in by Lucifer, however he is to prideful to admit he did it out of concern and claims it's because Cerberus needed a friend.

Lycanroc (Midnight): Was Lucifer's first Pokémon and was a Rockruff during his time in the Celesial Realm. During the war Rockruff had evolved to protect Lucifer and in the end joined his Master in Devildom.

Galarian Ponyta: Diavolo had gifted Lucifer the Ponyta as a gift per Mammon, and Leviathan’s request.

Extra: Lucifer uses a Luxury Ball for both of his Pokémon because it matches his suit. The Ponyta was to tease Lucifer for the unicorn sticker. Diavolo didn't know about Mammon and Leviathan's ulterior intentions and just wanted to give Lucifer a gift.

Mammon's Pokémon

Gimmighoul: This Pokémon usually gets left in shop corners since no one realizes it's actually a Pokémon. Mammon was no exception and mistook this Pokémon for a full chest of grimm that was somehow in the human world. Didn't have the heart to sell it since it is alive, so he ended up keeping it. May or may not occasionally give Grimmighoul grimm if he is feeling generous.

Meowth: Mammon went searching for one after reading the Pokédex entries. Mammon gets into more trouble because of his Meowth's behavior when around grimm or any other shiny objects. Mammon helps keep Meowth's coin clean and shiny.

Togepi: Mammon had found Togepi as an egg during a trip to the human world. Had no clue what Pokémon it was at first and attempted to sell it but was caught by MC who convinced him to keep it. MC, Mammon and his brothers made sure to keep the egg away from Beel, even though the younger brother wanted to come see the egg. They just couldn't risk it. Sorry, Beel. They did let him watch it hatch though... Through a window, just in case.

Extra: Uses a Premier Ball for all his Pokémon. Had asked Diavolo to have some to use, which the Demon Lord agreed to happily.

Leviathan's Pokémon

Empoleon: Leviathan had found Empoleon as a Piplup a week after falling into Devildom. This Pokémon helped him cope when he couldn't go to his brothers.

Magikarp: Mammon had found the Magikarp in a pond in Devildom a few weeks after getting the House of Lamentation in Devildom and brought it to Leviathan seeing as Levi had a huge empty tank. Magikarp had eaten an Everstone that was at the bottom of Leviathan's tank. Leviathan still doesn't know.

Shiny Milotic: Was bought off someone when he and MC went into the human world. The human thought she was ugly looking and didn't want her anymore.

Extra: Leviathan uses a Dive Ball for his Pokémon... What did you expect? Milotic was a Feebas when taken in by Leviathan.

Satan's Pokémon

Shiny Espeon, and Non-Shiny Umbreon: There were two Eevees that Satan had found with NB!MC after one of his outbursts. Satan knew Lucifer wouldn't want him to keep them. So that's what he did. Lucifer wasn't happy with the new additions at first, mostly because it was a last minute thing. However, because Satan was responsible and took good care of them he let the Avatar of Wrath go.

Purrloin: MC had given the Purrloin to Satan since the feline Pokémon seemed to like him. Purrloin wasn't MC's Pokémon and was given to her by a nursery worker.

Extra: Satan uses a Friend Ball for his Pokémon to match his Sin, and because he sees his Pokémon as his only real friends who can understand him. His Pokémon help him when his sin acts up.

Asmodeus' Pokémon

Gardevoir: Asmodeus had Gardevoir as a Ralts in the Celesial Realm, which evolved into a Kirlia sometime before the war. During the war Kirlia evolved into Gardevoir to protect Asmodeus but ended up falling down with him in the process. Gardevoir doesn't regret falling down with his Master.

Sylveon: Asmodeus had begged Satan to join him to get himself an Eevee when he saw Satan with two. Asmodeus regularly asks Satan to do photoshoots with their Eeveelutions and usually brings NB!MC along with them.

Audino (Audinite): Asmodeus was given Audino by Solomon who had found her in an abandoned village. Solomon had also decided to give Asmodeus an Audinite when he realized how close the two got seeing as he didn't need it anymore.

Extra: Asmo uses a Love Ball for his Pokémon because they match his asthetic and his Pokémon. Asmodeus' Gardevoir is a male. Asmodeus has his Mega Stone as an earring. Wanted to put the Audinite as a matching earring but decided against it because he didn't know if piercing the Pokemon's ears would be good or not, so he made a bracelet for her instead. Asmo loves making clothing for his Pokémon and his brother's.

Beelzebub's Pokémon

Lucario (Lucarionite): Beelzebub had Lucario as a Riolu in the Celestial realm, who eventually evolved into a Lucario before the war. Lucario had mega evolved to protect Beelzebub and Belphegor. Lucario feels guilty to this day because of Lilith's death, knowing his Master misses her and blames himself. Beel never blamed Lucario for what happened to Lilith.

Snorlax: Beelzebub and Lucario had found him as a Munchlax who was very hungry. Beel feeling sorry and understanding the feeling of being hungry, fed the small Pokémon. The Munchlax kept coming back until finally Beel decided to take him in... His brothers weren't very happy to feed two Avatar's of Gluttony especially once Munchlax evolved into Snorlax. But didn't have the heart to take Snorlax away.

Extra: Beelzebub uses a Heavy Ball for his Pokémon. Lucario used to be in a regular Pokéball but was transferred to a Heavy Ball to match with Snorlax. Beelzebub kept Lucario's old Pokéball and has it in a glass case in his room. Beelzebub and Lucario have matching gloves for their Mega Stones. Beel was given a Lucarionite when his Lucario was still a Riolu.

Belphegor's Pokémon

Musharna: Musharna had appeared beside Belphegor's head one night during his stay at the Demon Lord's castle after the war and just seemed to linger near the Avatar of Sloth. They've been inseparable since.

Gengar: Belphegor and Musharna had found Gengar when he was locked in the attic. Gengar was mortified when he watched Belphegor kill MC seeing as the human genuinely wanted to help Belphegor. MC helped Belphie and Gengar get back together.

Extra: Belphegor uses a Dream Ball for his Pokémon. Musharna was also horrifed to see Belphie kill MC but knew why he did it and couldn't get herself to leave her Master. She was quick to comfort Belphegor when he realized MC was Lilith's decendant.

Work in progress, just random thoughts nothing professional or anything. Doing some side characters next! I'm done for today though.

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Lucifer Plays RDR2

Plays the game for MC / per MC's request. Immediately forms opinions on ALL of the gang members. Doesn't like Micah OR Dutch right from act 1 as he believes something is "off" about the two of them.

Is very thorough, loots EVERYTHING and spends a lot of time comparing weapons before moving on. Completes side quests as they appear / doesn't like putting them off for multiple acts of the game.

Doesn't change Arthur's clothes but frequently shaves and trims his hair, but will let you dress him up if you ask. Makes sure Arthur and his horse are well fed / rested. Upgrades to an Arabian as soon as he gets to Saint Denis.

Becomes super invested in the story (to his surprise) and ends up playing it whenever he has the time. Asks MC tons of odd and hard to answer game / story related questions. You end up beside him at his desk googling exact item locations.

SPOILERS BELOW

Genuinely upset by Molly's death because he doesn't believe she was treated fairly / didn't deserve it. Less impacted by Sean's death as he didn't have a very high opinion of him. Was VERY surprised by Arthur's death, "the main character doesn't die" mentality.

Stopped playing after the last act / has no interest in playing as John Marston.

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Obey Me Brothers Play Phasmophobia w/MC

Lucifer - The Tactician: Has a plan of action and sets up all the gear while frequently checking the journal to compare different ghost types, using gathered evidence and process of elimination. Goes to the van to watch the cameras and asks MC to check for fingerprints, writing, etc.

Mammon - The idiot: Grabs an EMF reader and runs around trying to find / aggravate the ghost, but gets scared once it reacts and will find / follow MC. He either panics and dies during a hunt or he lives and sits in the van for the rest of the game.

Levi - The veteran: Similar to Lucifer but he doesn't need to check the journal and only bothers with specific gear, already having an idea of what the ghost could be. Has a route in mind for when the ghost hunts and will make sure MC knows where to hide.

Satan - The Try-hard: Doesn't leave the van until he's read up on EVERY ghost in the journal while relaying information to MC. Uses the cameras set up by the others to scope out a route BEFORE he even enters the house.

Asmo - The Scaredy-cat: Follows MC all game and has NO IDEA what to do / does what he is told but ONLY if someone is in the house with him. Is surprisingly good at evading the ghost, i.e. the ghost starts a hunt and you turn around to see Asmo has already fled.

Beel - The Noob: Has no idea what he's doing and has no real plan so he follows MC but loses them during a hunt and dies... yet somehow is often the last one alive to everyone's frustration.

Belphie - The Watcher: Sits beside Beel and watches, possibly backseat games.

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Obey Me play League

Diavolo's Team

Simeon - Top - Gwen: Has one build he uses every game, doesn't know how to itemize so he uses an outdated build Leviathan made for him. Terrible at trading and doesn't understand most matchups. Tilt proof. Honestly just wants to hang out with the brothers, mostly Lucifer.

Leviathan - Jungle - Bel'Veth: Super confident jungler and frequently invades and / or starts the enemies buff. 100% owns every Champion and has played them all at least once or twice. Has multiple skins for every character he plays. Is too competitive and easily tilts.

Lucifer - Mid - LeBlanc: Hyper aggressive and all ins level 3 100% of the time, regardless of the matchup. Will track the enemy jungler and harass them. ONLY gets tilted when he isn't doing well, regardless of the team.

Diavolo - ADC - Miss Fortune: Terrible at farming / under 5cs a minute. Only uses the recommended runes and builds. Frequently cancels his ult on accident by walking. Tilt proof. Mostly just loves playing with the brothers, more specifically Lucifer. Also gets him out of paperwork (sometimes.) Will try and get everyone to match skins with him.

Barbatos - Support - Soraka: AMAZING at supporting Diavolo / has adapted to his playstyle. Good vision and map awareness, but will hold his ult for Diavolo / doesn't care if someone is dying on the opposite end of the map. Lowkey tilts but won't say anything.

(May or may not use his future sight for Diavolo’s favor. This was an after thought.)

Uh- Beelzebub's Team (?)

Beelzebub - Top - Cho'Gath: Is the definition of "top lane island" you don't see him until 20 minutes. AFKs under tower or in a bush to eat, and frequently leaves to grab more food.Tilt proof.

Belphegor - Jungle - Lillia: Safe jungler, only counter ganks / makes easy plays. Won't go for objective steals without the team. Untiltable until someone says something to him.

Mammon - Mid - Pantheon: Spam emotes and HARD egos his lane / will tank autos early game over giving up cs. Roams bot lane the moment he hits level 6, regardless of lane state / forces the fight. Tilts easily.

Asmodeus - ADC - Kai'Sa: Good at csing but gets too caught up in it to make trades / very passive laner. Gets confused on itemization and calls Leviathan. Doesn't tilt in the usual sense, instead he becomes disheartened / sad when doing poorly.

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Satan - Support - Yuumi: Starts Support item and a Control Ward over Health potions, doesn't think he needs them. Constantly hopping off to get passive shield. BACKSEAT GAMER, think Remy and Linguini. Most likely has all of Yuumi’s skins and chromas. Picked the pink chroma to match with Asmodeus. Will genuinely be upset if Lucifer survives a big team fight and he doesn’t. WILL flame in chat, VERY tiltable.

My sister and I thought of this randomly. We have more ideas and they'll be posted here! We have Phasmophobia, Baldur's Gate/(Work on Progress), RDR2, and Sims 4. We might take request but no promises.

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Don't you hate when you're trying to find a Lost River entrance and a Warper drags you out of your Seamoth and then proceeds to get you killed which leaves your Seamoth 1330m below the surface with no way to get it back at the moment. Yeah, I do too.

I'm going to have to make a new one since I don't have a Cyclops yet.

Rest in Peace Tuna Loops

Update: This is a roughly close example of where the entrance is where I lost Tuna Loops. Wish me luck. 🫰

Update #2: Got Tuna Loops back. @help-im-not-original you were right!

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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Self aware AU people? Hm, hm? I just started playing them a while ago and I already love the characters, art, and the stories.

Also, my first 10 pull on "The Tale of Food"

I'm assuming it's a good pull, just not sure if this is something that happens to everyone on their first 10 pull.

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Guys, guys. Here me out. Chipper.

"I don't do special orders, princess. What you see is what you get."

"You can try it, sunshine, but you will not like where it goes."

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Imagine a Twisted Wonderland x Summoners War crossover.

Wonder how the students and teachers would react to a random "magicless" student just summoning people.

My team is;

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Liam - Weapon Master (Water) ↓

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Beth - Hell Lady (Water) ↓

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Emma - Neostone Agent (Water) ↓

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Lapis - Magic Knight (Water) ↓

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Kiki - Mage (Dark) ↓

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Mine have outfits, but I just put the default outfits on for them. Anyway, has anyone thought of this? I love Summoners War, and I love TWST.

You don't have to just be able to summon your main team, you can switch between all your monsters/summons.

Also side question. What monster/summon do you think each character would like?

Ooooh and what about mounts?

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I have an idea for a TWST x Warframe crossover where Yuu is a Tenno, the operator without their warframe.

The tenno I had in mind has grown tired and exhausted from all the conflict and while they do seek a way home because they are needed, they love their time in Twisted Wonderland and NRC.

Now, the Tenno isnt the walking war crime that is the warframe, but they still have their void abilities. They can go invisible, teleport short distances, create a barrier around themselves and shoot a void beam. This changes few things. When Grim attempts to take the robes when they woke up they almost killed him with a void beam.

Firstly, they're a traumatized child soldier who has forgotten the very concept of a normal childhood. So everything in TWST is completely foriegn to them.

Secondly Crowley's behavior while mostly remains the same he pays them a lil more attention because something isn't right with them. And he was right, they dont divulge much but he gets the jist of it. He makes a staff meeting asking them to pay a lil more attention towards the Tenno as they're not only not from this world, they did not have a normal childhood at all. The tenno is a very diligent student and with extra tutoring when staying after class with the professors they quickly catch up with the rest of the students.

Vargas makes them do a special training regiment for the Tenno because their muscles aren't as developed as healthy person their age should.

Trein likes the Tenno's inquisitive questions, and always seems to the only one paying attention on his class.

Crewel's enjoys their determination to keep trying even when they make novice mistakes.

Sam offers them discounts on various items they need so they wouldn't go over their tight budget.

Crowley's is...still working on a way to send the Tenno back home but is also taking his sweet time with it because he sees how much better and healthier they became after their time in Twisted Wonderland. It wouldn't feel right to send back if they're going to fight again.

The Tenno gets a bunch of new parental figures that want them to a life that doesn't involve all the death and suffering they went through. And the more time they spend here the more they dont want to go back.

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Destiny 1-2 Idea, again.

So I'm redoing the first quest in Destiny, because I haven't done that yet. But, I redid it with my Strand ability on. So that got me thinking. "New Light" quest if anyone wants the specifics.

Anyway-

Imagine; Something goes wrong in the current time like a Vex portal malfunction or something along those lines, or maybe something happens to us after beating the Witness. How do you think the past Guardians (D1 time period.) would react to an unknown Guardian just appearing at the tower and not only resonating with Light, but Darkness? How do you think everyone would react? I remember Zavala being 100% against it when we inherited the Stasis subclass. Ikora wasn't too bad from what I remember but I think she was disappointed. Cayde was dead so he didn't have a reaction to our Stasis ability. But, I feel like Cayde would be curious and still accept us but be a little cautious because of his Vanguard position obviously.

Oh, also side note about my loadout. I always keep the Ace of Spades on me after Cayde's death and once I got my hands on it. I also have the "Memory of Cayde Cloak" on my Guardian. I'm looking for another cloak that would match my Strand loadout. But so far I have nothing so I just keep the Memory cloak on for now. So how'd you think Cayde would react to us having his gun. I don't think he'd think much about the cloak.