lecuntification
lecuntification
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dizi | she/her | 18 | 🇵🇹 | currently obsessed with aftg and f1 | SAW GHOST 29/04/25 !!!!!!
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lecuntification · 9 days ago
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one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3
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lecuntification · 1 month ago
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Real baby fox
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lecuntification · 1 month ago
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Guys, let’s be honest . Jean’s taste is a 10 out of 10. Who needs a strong man when you’ve got a strong woman to save you? 😔✨
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lecuntification · 1 month ago
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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game
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lecuntification · 1 month ago
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One of many third book makeouts 🫡
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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Literally little babies, tiny andrew and neil. Neik definitely ran straight into a wall.
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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oh 👍🏾
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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quick f1 update: i feel extremely violent
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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The world full of blood and pain
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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if most annoying freshman tanner has no fans I’m dead
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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yes he does !! he shrinks away like were all yelling at him
i heard that perpetua covers his ears and cowers during the latin and "blasphemy!! heresy!!" parts of satanized i'm gonna go insane
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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whenever i read books i cannot actually imagine what the characters look like, they're all somewhat like this.
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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Work’s finally chilled out a bit!
POV: Nicky is taking pictures of the team arriving for another match 🤭
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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Ghoul Duo
28/∞ ghovie gifs
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lecuntification · 2 months ago
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It's so weird to see the world move on and be forced to move with it like you didn't go to the mind-boggling concert of your favourite band a week and a half ago
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