Listen guys this is all good fun but booping can be dangerous. I heard of a guy that booped another guy's nose and the guy headbutted him in the face and gave him a bloody nose. Then he died. Then he came back to life, then he died again, came back to life again, and then they got married. I'm just saying booping can result in lifelong devotion, please boop responsibly.
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Carter: As Oscar once said: "everything is about sex, except sex, sex is about power."
Wilde: I never said that!
Carter: Yes, you did!
Barnes: Well that sounds like something you would say.
Wilde: Last time you agreed with Carter that "You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear" was something I would say. Your opinion does not count.
Barnes: Wait, you didn't say that?
Carter: Nah. I did got that one wrong it was Campbell actually.
Zolf: *who was listening from the side room and entered invoked by Campbell's name* No it wasn't. Campbell isn't a hack.
Carter: Ohoho, Oscar, he called you a hack? Are you gonna let him?
Wilde: Not he didn't! Because I never wrote that. I never spoke that. And I resent anyone thinking I did.
Barnes: Okay, so who said it?
Carter: I still think it was Oscar.
Wilde: *doing calming breathing exercises*
Barnes: Don't be like that Oscar, Carter is just being himself. In fact, didn't you once said "be yourself, everyone else is already taken"?
Zolf: *who knows that Wilde never said any of this things* *breaks laughing*
Carter: Yeah, it was right after "never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary".
Wilde: I hate all of you.
Zolf: Why? Wasn't you the one going "there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about" well we are talking about you.
Wilde: I never... wait... no...I actually did say that one.
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if you don't get to it in your dress up poll i reckon you should draw sasha in the opera get-up from hamid she refused to wear (ft. a fancy grizzop too?? 👀)
sasha would definitely gird up her loins
grizzop would hate it
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In episode 43 Zolf says he's not much of a singer and won't teach Hamid a sea shanty but in season 4 he sings twice so I wonder if something happened between those parts like maybe he befriended a bard he really liked egsisbehiwgsgwhsheheheheheheVEGEHDB.
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i just finished rqg. hhhggghhhghghghgggghh. hhhhhghhhhhh. i dont even kmow what to request im jjst in shambles
congratulations sailor! you've made it to friday
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wilde really likes how his collarbones look in zolf's sweaters, doesn't he just 👀
oh please, we all like it
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Hey Jerry! Loving your RQG resurgence - please could I request Wilde babysitting the goblets? I think he would be a wonderful climbing frame and also maker up of stories (bonus points for Zolf heckling).
AmS
oh the gobs love babysitting time with wilde! he likes it too, cause it gives him the opportunity to mull over some literary ideas. not great for the neck tho.
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Ohohoh I have another one! I wanna see Zolf pick Wilde up. I know he’s tall but Zolf’s STRONG he can lift him I believe in him. Scoop that bard off his feets!! -sho
there they go
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please...... i know you treat me so well and i have that piece with zolf sad and wilde bringing him tea and a hug in a locket i carry with me everywhere but. but sad zolf accepting comfort from wilde just....... it's hits different. sometimes. sometimes zolf just needs to be held and that's okay.
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oooh could you do a grumpy wilde and smug zolf? or vice versa of you prefer
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another one for the knifewife, it's that scene, you know the one
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Today's gender is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution, non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.
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Today's gender is a lonesome drunken dwarven sailor.
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