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you know you’re a law student when “logrolling” becomes a normal part of your vocabulary, to the point where you give other law students flashbacks to legislation
#dani does law school#listen i actually liked legislation it worked my literary criticism brain#i quoted jacques derrida on my final because#language is inherently impricise#i also quoted 'the culture of pain' which is a great book#and also evrving goffman's stigma#i may have slipped some foucault in there too#what can i say i have a degree in cultural studies i got excited
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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
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i’ve been avoiding school this week because a) grief hit me like a fucking train this week, and b) consequently i’ve been more depressed than usual (and i forgot to take my meds for a few days, whoops).
but i had a group meeting tonight and i gotta say now i’m fucking psyched for the semester. i just *clenches fists* love my friends so much, they’re all so supportive and lovely.
i hope everyone can get them a squad like this.
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What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be
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fuck the zodiac tell me which sin rules your personality
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Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.
#the amount of physical reatraint i show on a daily basis to NOT do this is incredible#i was commiserating with a friend and literally had to bite my tongue to not respond to her grief with#a king woe's slave must kingly woe obey
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Comparison is the thief of joy.
C. S. Lewis probably (via skeleton-richard)
#i'm gonna tag this as#dani does law school#because it's something the next semester of students need to hear
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Everything is sexier when done in a Victorian suit or dress.
Example:
coming home drunk and messy? Unsexy
coming home drunk and messy with your cravat askew and your hair slipping out of its painstaking parting? Sexy
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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TSK: How to end up getting stitches in my Urgent Care, in 8 easy steps (with 1 plot twist!)
Do yardwork in jeans on a hot day
Decide to cool off by cutting your jeans into shorts with a pocket knife
Do not remove the jeans first
Inflict the tiniest scratch ever across your thigh
As you feel the sting of pain, realize that you’re doing something stupid and jerk your hand away, congratulating yourself on avoiding a really bad outcome and
PLOT TWIST: STAB YOURSELF IN THE FOREARM DEEP ENOUGH TO LACERATE A VEIN
See blood gush from the narrow (but hella deep) wound in your arm and feel all vaso-vagal clammy
Faint into the shrubbery
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#OH MOOD#it's like making amends in aa but WORSE because you don't get to live that party life beforehand
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