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All those doctors on twitter are wrong. Trump's got that bruise on his hand from when the pope smacked him for trying to hold his hand

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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sick of all my friends having boyfriends

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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wondering if those male birds ever get embarrassed having to dance in front of an audience when they wanna fuck.. like,,, what if his dancing isn't good enough and they all laugh at him

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if i had a nickel for every time a character sang Get Happy in a bizarre sequence in a weird as fuck tv show i love a lot id have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right

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i think that unless it's glaringly obvious (i.e they have like.. 'John Smith, father of two' as their name) i assume every internet post is made by a girl so when i see 'my gf' i automatically assume they are a lesbian

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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

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thinking about creatures.

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the question is if you took a syringe and filled it up in the air where it smells really bad and then sealed it, would thr air still smell bad when you release it and push it out of the syringe

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Sometimes i feel like the foreman "we aren't friends we're coworkers" thing came out of nowhere/they just needed something to do with him in the early seasons because he does very explicitly refer to cameron as a friend before that episode. And is shown to have hung out with her and chase outside of work at least once.

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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

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mrs dominika petrova house i miss you so bad