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okay so I realized I haven't actually explained much of intercepted paths on here so heres some info

2k12 bois

(leon)Ardo and has healing powers

(Raph)Ael and has some very very weak geokenisis

Don(Attelo)/Dee has some pretty strong techno astral projection

(Michel)Angel has some electrical powers

Rise bois

Leo/Leon(ardo) of course his portals

Raph(ael) of course his copies and whole y'know

Donnie of course his techno prowess and while not mystic his genius

Mikey and of course his infini-chains

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Have some intercepted Paths incorrect quotes cause I think its funny!

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Angel: AELLLLLLLLLL WE WANT CANDY

Ael: what did Ardo say?

Angel: he said no...

Ael: so what the hell made you think I would say yes?

Leo: He isn't the boss of you

Ael:

Ael internally: its a trap its a trap its a trap its a trap its a trap-

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Rise boys: Karai is our Gram Gram and we love her very much!

Ael through giggles: oh really because- because SOMEONE here might have-

Ardo very embarrassed: Ael shut your mouth

Angel: Yeah Ardo! You did have that-

Ardo: WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT

Don: No, YOU agreed to never talk about it, WE agreed to make fun of your mistake relentlessly

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Ardo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Leon: Put spaghetti in it.

Ardo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Angel: Put spaghetti in it.

Ardo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Ael: Put spaghetti in it.

Ardo: literally anyone else?

Mikey: put spaghetti in it

Ardo: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Donnie: *Gently taps table*

Ael: *Taps back*

Raph: What are they doing?

Ardo: Morse code.

Donnie: *Aggressively taps table*

Ael: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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I am so violently excited to finish chapter four of intercepted paths because this is the smallest glimpse at the absolutely heart wrenching angst I will involve in this book. I almost added heavy angst in chapter 2 like it wasn't an introduction rising action chapter. I will be breaking hearts and crushing kneecaps. Also, I have an idea for what I want the villain of the book to do but I dont have a solid character yet, should I use an OC for a villain or have an old villain return? PLEASE let me know i would love input

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guuesss who posted chapter one and two cause they have no self restraint!! Me!!!!

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So I finally finished watching both 2012 AND Rise which means its time to make it EVERYBODIES problem. So without further ado, I introduce to you.... THE INTERCEPTED PATHS AU!!! This is an AU tying to post season 5 TMNT 2012 (canon divergent) and post Movie ROTTMNT (canon compliant mostly) Where Utrom forces have offered peace to the 12 verse turtles. As a thank you for stopping all know REACHABLE kraang across 3 dimensions out of 10, they offered to send them to a 2d universe where they could live in a sort of teenage retirement, a universe where they dont have to play hero anymore, somewhere to finally relax without the worry of death and destruction behind them. The turtles take this deal, gaining some base info like how there are alternate versions of themselves who are kind of a big deal so they cant go by their full names and how they'll be living in a hidden city full of other mutants or better known as Yokai. They get a small bag of currency, a lease to a small apartment, a dimension X portal to get back if they are needed or want to visit friends, and finally new nicknames and set off on the quest to finally be set free of the pain they new since they hit the surface at 15. Of course I have way more info and am VERY excited to share but I'll save that for chapter one on Ao3, or not, I have no clue i very much like to talk and probably will post more of this beforehand on impulse

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Splinter, barging into Donnie’s room: I knew it! What are you hiding?!

Donnie, slamming his laptop shut: Porn!

Splinter: Don’t lie to me!

Donnie: Fine! I’m trying to message a girl on Facebook, but she’s so out of my league.