lenishhiew

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deeply DEEPLY glad i have therapy today because i am so pissed off about like everything. and it’s like is 1 hour even enough

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current obsession when you sneeze a double into your elbow and your head goes down but it doesn't come back up between sneezes there's no time so you just go Down and then Downer. do you understand.

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Whenever I’m not horny I’m like oh god how do I jack off to THIS? And then whenever I am horny I’m like mmgmghfhh allergy attack on my pussy

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Truth nuke?????

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u have literally the hottest snz ive ever heard and i like ur voice ur accent is so cute❤️

thank you anon oh my GODDD this is the nicest ask i’ve ever gotten methinks

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when i say i want holdbacks, i never want them to be successful. just you as desperate as you can possibly be

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hello hello ok so kind of nervous to share these because they have my voice in them so please don't make fun of my voice/accent... also apologies for the washing machine and my neighbour's dog in the background

but anyway this is as promised recordings of me sneezing 1 million times. i still don't know why this happened

please do NOT share or reblog to non-kink blogs!

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having a sneezing kink is so fucking funny. ill see someone talking about having a cold and some small part of me will subconsciously go “wow kind of irresponsible to say that where there could be minors around” its a cold dumbfuck

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since some of us (me) have been on the topic of faking sick this week...someone (A) faking sick and having their partner (B) look after them, but their partner figures it out and then takes their own measures to fake having caught their illness. like, A fakes sick to get out of an event or to get some comfort or to let B feel needed by taking care of them, but then B finds out and maybe the "illness" disrupted B's life in some way and in order to get back at A, who's been spritzing perfume into the cuffs of their sleeves to set off a reaction akin to the symptoms of a cold, B finds something to set themself off, maybe some pollen or another perfume or air freshener or cleaning product or the like, and fakes it right back. "I think I'm picking up whatever it is you've got, snrf." A feels awful, but then is utterly and completely puzzled. A doesn't have anything to be picked up. does this force A to come clean? does A think B just picked something up off the street and it's a pure coincidence? does A think B's symptoms are psychosomatic? who the hell knows.

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just sneezed 1 million times from mystery airborne irritant (?) and ooh la la i recorded it... no time to convert to mp3 rn but you will be hearing from me later...

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I need to snee- ehhh heHh

More having way to much fun with just some classic announcements 🫠🔥

Cheers ✨💚 If you have other ideas for audios feel free to send me an ask. Can't promise I can do everything but suggestions are welcome. Let me know what you think of this one above👆 and DNI if your not a sneeze blog and 18+.

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nose studies :) (please don't rb to non-snz/kink blogs!)

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home from the farmers market!! ate some banger paella + a cream bun and nearly bought some incense that made me sneeze but it was like $30 and i made the tough decision to prioritise my bank account.... forgive me.......

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allergies + chhinkni sneezes (f)

i'm soooooo super nervous to post this 🙈 i have to give a shout-out to @clarkkent102000 for being my hype-man and giving me the encouragement and confidence to actually brave it and post this, so thank you ❤️

my allergies have been really intense lately, possibly the worst they've ever been, so i figured taking some chhinkni was a good idea 🫠 (spoiler: it was a good idea).

notes:, this contains f sneezing, lots of hitching/build ups, fits, sort-of rapid fire and a littttle smidgen of talking but not much at all. i plastered a sticker over the video, not because it shows my face but because my bedroom is quite distinct and i don't want it to be recognised (yes i am that nervous 😅)

i'm not sure if i'll leave this up, or if i'll post anything else in the future, but i hope y'all enjoy it for now!

PLEASE DO NOT SHARE/REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS

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#1 for me is people who cant properly stifle but still always try to do it anyway

this tells you that the sneeze is really strong 

becomes a case of their body controlling them despite their attempts for control in the first place

usually means the person has some sort of hang up about control/image/politeness

the little sigh/frustrated groan/“choo” that comes afterward

means a person has a variety of at least 2 sneeze sounds: the “polite” version and the normal, unrestrained version (rare)

manners/attempts at politeness are really hot

it also implies awareness/thoughtfulness about sneezing, because you have to think about sneezing to try and change the way you do it

the sound of a partially-stifled sneeze is really good, point blank, period, end of story

when someone fails to hold back a sneeze it usually comes out a lot more dramatic and intense sounding than a simple achoo or whatever, which draws attention during circumstances where that person was trying to avoid it

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Contains: some talking, harsh sneezing, increasingly vocal hitching, false starts, sniffling, nose rubbing, nose blowing

Thought I’d tickle my nose with a blade of grass and record the results for y’all! Hope you enjoy!😉

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i was out with my friend in the city yesterday and she pulled me to the side of the street away from all the people and said “it’s just so congested over there” my stupid fucking brain guys i had to keep my mouth SHUT!!!