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having the worst day of my life and nothings even happening to me today

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Longer snzario let’s gooooo

A and her friends have planned a group vacation to a luxurious ski resort. Skiing, hot tubs, room service, the works. They’ve been counting down the days for weeks until this trip. A nice girls vacation to unwind and shed the stress of their various jobs.

Two days before the trip, A wakes up unusually tired. She brushes it off as stress from last minute packing and arrangements. The day before, not only is she tired, but she’s getting sniffly. The morning of the trip, she wakes up with a blossoming cold and it’s coming on hard and fast. Scratchy throat, aching sinuses, sniffly runny nose, all of it. But she’s not about to cancel on this trip. It’s been the highlight of her thoughts for months at this point. So she loads up on cold medicine, crams tissues into her pockets and brushes heavy makeup over the dark bags under her eyes and her pink nose.

Somehow, her friends suspect nothing. Perhaps it’s the excitement of finally going on this vacation.

Throughout the drive up, A stifles sneezes and chokes back coughs. Anytime one or the other escapes she blames the heater, so the driver turns it down. She discreetly wipes her runny nose on a tissue when she can sneak it out of her pocket, or if she can’t she brushes it against the lapel of her coat. The drive isn’t helping the pressure in her head either.

By the time they get to the resort she feels miserable, but one spot of luck shines bright: there’s 5 of them, which means 3 rooms, and it just so happens she gets one to herself.

As soon as she’s alone, she releases all those built up coughs and sneezes. She blows and wipes her nose raw. It’s no longer pink, it’s cherry red and her eyes are watery. Her ears are clogged from the pressure. Her makeup she’d so carefully applied that morning is gone. It’s very obvious she’s a cold-stricken walking plague. But still. Vacation. So she doses up on more cold meds, reapplies her makeup and joins her friends for dinner in the nice restaurant downstairs, anticipating an early night and a nice warm bed afterward since they’re all tired from the drive.

She attempts to do just that, but then one of her friends invites her out to the hot tub with the rest of them and how can she say no? Not only would it look odd, when will she have the chance to use a hot tub again?

So she gathers her fraying willpower, puts on her bikini, and goes out to join them. It’s freezing, and she shivers, but the hot water is heaven on her aching muscles and joints. The steam would be lovely too, if it wasn’t making her nose drip and stream incessantly. Luckily, her friends are a little tipsy and it is chilly, so she isn’t the only one with a runny nose. (Hers is just worse than theirs). She’s the last one in the hot tub and the last one out. When her last friend stumbles out and into their room, she unleashes even more snotty sneezes. And even though she knows she shouldn’t, she dips her hands into the hot water to wash off the mess.

Getting up makes her head throb, and the icy air against her skin isn’t a help to her condition. Shaking and shivering, she goes into her room, takes yet another dose of medicine, and tucks herself into bed with tissues. As predicted, her sleep is fitful at best, full of coughing and sneezing and nose blowing.

By morning, she’s a wreck. Theres no hiding this cold now. Bright red nose, dark circles, pale pallor, raspy chesty cough, and she’s definitely got a fever now so her eyes are glassy and bright. Cold medicine doesn’t touch it. But even as awful as she feels, she just wants to have a good time. They’re skiing today, so she joins her friends on the slopes.

And A is usually a decent skier, but today she’s abysmal. No concentration whatsoever. It’s after she falls for the fourth time that her friends pull her to the side of the trail and take the first good look at her they’ve had. It ends in stuffy apologies and a bit of tears from A, reassurances from her friends that she hasn’t ruined their vacation, and A being guided back to her room and tucked into bed.

Throughout the following days of the trip, A only moves from her bed to the bathroom and back, too sick and miserable for any of the fun that had been planned. One of her friends will occasionally pop by to check on her, keep her company for a bit. Mostly she’s on her own with hotel tv, her cold and fever keeping her company.

She just wanted to have a fun vacation…

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local woman sneezes her head off at 11pm... neighbours HATE her!

[lenishhiew]

i know the yt algorithm is doing its best on me and to its credit yes this would be a good recommendation if only i was not massively into the o/ffice outside of snz. what it doesnt understand is that there are snz interests and non-snz interests. the o/ffice is a non-snz interest. if i think about any of these fuckers aside from j/im h/alpert sneezing ill curl up and die

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You Make Me Sneeze with Cartoonish Buildups

It's been a while since I put out a wav, but I've been pretty busy lately. I managed to put this one together, though, and I'm hoping it came out well. Enjoy!

[lenishhiew]

can we talk about the fact that butch lesbians can catch colds and even have allergies… wow ❤️

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I'm not a furry but. catgirl and puppygirl who are allergic to each other. and they're girlfriends

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Wild to me a snz kink is something you can just discover or develop and hasnt been engrained into your brain stem since like, birth

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oouughh ouaagghhh i'm sneezing it oouughhh i'm sneezing it oooouuaagaghhh

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does anyone else get extreme anxiety about people they know finding them on here? like realistically i know that 1. none of my friends would be on snzblr and 2. if they were then they're just as freaky as me so whatever. but in my mind They Are Coming For Me

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A sickie with sinuses so full they literally can't hear anymore-

A sickie on the verge of a fever, feeling hazy and out of it-

A sickie whose nose can't decide between getting plugged up or running like a faucet-

A sickie who blows their nose and feeds the growing pile of tissue next to their bed-

A sickie completely exhausted by their snotty, messy cold ✨

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the snz community on yt is absolutely unhinged every time im on there i see the most insane shit in the comments

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sad suffering noises as you take chhinkni to record & open the video by accidentally sneezing in your hair (ノへ￣、)

video under the cut!

one day i will learn to talk audibly while sneezing...

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A who doesn't have the kink and their partner, B who does have the kink. B who is not subtle and very expressive about how they feel about A, who is often adorned with fitful bursts of sneezing. A who has, unintentionally, become conditioned by B, getting turned on by their own sneezing. Which adds to their already adamant response of fighting off/subduing their sneezes in public settings.

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false starts pmo so bad

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got like Very close to telling one of my irls about the kink today

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mystery allergy???

It feels like I have ants crawling through my nose today, I have not stopped sneezing!