Severus: *holds sign that says ‘prom?’ outside Gryffindor tower*
James: holy shit, yes!
Severus, yelling: no, tell Lily!
James: Lily, I’m going to prom with Severus!
Lily: …
Lily: okay!
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Snape: The path to inner peace begins with four words,
Snape: not my fucking problem.
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love the fact that big, strong muscular guys can let out the biggest, loudest and most massive sneeze ever and then they'd be like
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me after getting a notif that one of my fav sneezers posted a new wav on tumblr dot com (I am like 3 days late)
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Severus: [taps quill]
Lily: [taps quill back]
James: stop that!
Lily: stop what?
James: you’re talking about me in Morse code.
Severus: yes, that’s exactly what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, Me and Lily took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[later]
Severus to regulus: that’s exactly what we did.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't care what day it is
Fuckin' wazoo
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made a sneme that describes my actual situation 👍
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