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Me: Do you know drivers license?

Oni: What?

Me: Do you know drivers license?

Oni: Yeah I have a drivers license.

Me: No! Do you know the song called drivers license?

Oni: Oh.

Oni:

Oni: No.

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Ever get bored with a board game and just decide to make your own rules?

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AU

Oni: I'm bored let's go make a family on the Sims

*900 dollars later*

Oni: What do you mean you thought I had said "money with the simps"??

Oni: I'm bored let's go make a family on the Sims

*9 months later*

Oni: What do you mean you didn't hear the "Sims" part??

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Oni: I'm bored let's go make a family on the Sims

*9 months later*

Oni: What do you mean you didn't hear the "Sims" part??

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Oni: I went to quora and there’s a question that says “Is it legal for teens to send pictures of their underwear?”

Me: Depends on if they’re on or off.

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Today we played fireboy and watergirl together. And here’s our own fanart.

Firelenc and waterbun

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Me: I asked my friends if they want to play games with me but they didn’t.

Oni: Wow, you have some really shitty ex-friends.

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Len: *says something wrong* Oni: Well actually... Len: *angry noises* Oni: ... you’re completely right.

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Oni (after liking one of Len’s posts): You are a legend.

Len: No, it’s “lengend” And this, my friends, is true happiness.

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Len: *has sex*

Len: *tired ice noises*

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Oni keeps referring the peraltiago couple as “Jamy” and I just can’t

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So we took the DISC Assessment (Dominance, Influence, Steadiness, Compliance) and this are the results we got You can easily infer the power dynamic in our relationship now

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Dumplings

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Khalid: I’m eighteen and I still live with my parents.

Bitch I’m 20 and I still live with my parents

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Making a tumblr has been way more fun and wholesome than I anticipated

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“Harry - you’re a great wizard, you know.“ “I’m not as good as you,” said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let go of him. “Me!” said Hermione. “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful!”