Pjo fan, Leo’s biggest Stan, book writer? (I’m trying yall 😭) i completely forgot who made the Leo art I have up but credits to who ever did I love the art so much <3
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“my boyfriend wants to show you his books, and you better say they’re cool,” you demanded while glaring at the camera. an amused jason could be seen in the back as you made way for him to take center stage. “go, babe.”
“hi,” your boyfriend awkwardly greeted before showing off the two paperback books in his hands. “so this one is ‘frankenstein’ by mary shelley. i know we all dreaded reading it in high school, but i really relate to frankenstein’s monster, and the story’s pretty good if you just give it a chance. plus, it’s a pioneer for the science-fiction genre, so that’s cool.”
you could be seen behind jason making threatening gestures with your hands, almost as if to say ‘leave a nice comment, or you’re getting blocked!’
“and this one is ‘pride and prejudice’ by jane austen. another oldie but a classic,” jason said with a nonchalant shrug. “the writing’s beautiful, and i love elizabeth’s character because she reminds me of a certain someone. probably one of my favourite books of all time and just a really good comfort read.”
he turned to see your face quickly morph into heart-eyes and a sweet smile.
“good job, honey. that was a great presentation,” you praised before giving his cheek a loving kiss.
“oh, and i’m also part of a book club. we meet at the community center in the bowery every thursday evening. new members are always welcome,” jason off-handedly added.
“and new members are always welcome,” you sharply reiterated, glancing at the camera with a scary scowl and furrowed brows. “see you thursdays.”
gothambaddiexoxo commented: this man was written by a woman lol singleasapringle commented: girl, where can i get myself a boyfriend like this 😭 birdzofprey0 commented: sooo does everyone in this book club look like him or?? asking for a friend
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I see @subwillsolace getting so much hate for writing bottom! Will and it’s so stupid like if you don’t like it just stop reading 😭 and why do yall care so much. In my opinion I think will would bottom more but Nico would bottom sometimes but like almost never
stop hating on people for their head-cannons it’s stupid and immature
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My book ig
so I just started a book and ngl it’s really shitty but I want constructive criticism on it. It’s a wlw strangers to friends to lovers type trope (I stuff isn’t capitalized correctly I’m gonna go back and fix it later)
the book is under this cut:
caffeine kisses:
When woke up and looked at the clock ‘ughh’ I thought it’s a Monday at 7am and I have to get to work, I slowly clime out of bed and walk over to my bathroom and of course my hair looks like a rats next when I have work in an hour. I groan and try to fix it, really I’m just making it worse so I just get my hair wet to re-try the drying process. As my hair is drying I start doing my makeup I put on some concealer mascara and of course you could never forget my trusted eyeliner. I get my uniform on, which is an apron with our cafe logo on it and black pants. I grab my phone and call my best friend, dove. It rings for a few seconds and then she finally answers “hey what’s up” she says “I’m almost ready to pick you up for work, you ready?”. I finish getting ready then I walk to my car then I drive over to doves house she only lives about 5 minutes away from me so it’s a fast drive, when I get to her house I see her out on her front porch of the apartment complex I wave her over and she hops in. I turn to her “hey bitch” I say with a joking tone and she responds “hey slut” we burst out laughing, then drive off to work.
we get to work and walks into the back we have about 30 minutes before the cafe opens so we are just hanging out eating our breakfast then dove turns to me, “so how was that day last night with the hot girl”, I groan it didn’t go well “it sucked she didn’t want any thing serious but in her bio it never said she wanted casual, I think I’m just gonna give up on dating” dove shakes her head “HELL NO, you won’t give up because of some lame girls…………hey what about that girl your always staring at when she’s here working on school work” my cheeks flush and I look away “well she’s a different story she’s like 100% straight” dove side eyes me and laughs “straight? Her? Hell no she’s like the gayest person ever, your so stupid Destiny”, “first her name is amorette and second-“ I’m about to make a counter argument then I look at my watch and see it’s time to open up the cafe.
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VALGRACE FOR LIFE
Percy after learning Annabeth has to go on a dangerous quest in BoO: makes every toilet in the Argo II explode Jason after learning Leo is alive and well and in New Rome after he "died": makes every circuit around him blow
and we're not supposed to see a pattern in this...
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this user believes in forehead kiss supremacy
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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭
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I don’t care abt other people opinions on this but Jason Grace is a bottom like your trying to tell me that man wouldn’t love to get his brains railed out of him
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Percy would be the kind of groom who, during a wedding, fights to grab the bouquet because he WANTS to marry his sweet girl. 🫵🏻
YESYESYES you’re so right!!!
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nico being somehow more technologically in tune than will because his decades in the casino -- while not a fantastic place for exposure to the latest technologies -- allowed him to interact with all kinds of devices that allowed for gaming/entertainment
meanwhile will "raised in the confines of chb since age eight" solace is crashing out trying to figure out how to take a picture on a phone without turning on the flashlight
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Will Solace's plot armor is insane. No god can smite him because he's practically the only thing keeping their kids alive. In short, Will walks around cursing the gods daily, and they cannot do anything about it.
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I wanna try this, when you ask please put characters too
Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!!
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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will to nico once nico is no longer constantly on the brink of death
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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes
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what about a sibling bonding moment between nico and bianca :0
I'm sorry
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