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my ratings of the 2025 teammates rpf-ability
haas | ollie & esteban - they get along too well for this to be compelling in an rpf sense, but I would love to go berry picking with them. 4/10
mercedes | kimi & george - doesn't compel me at all unless I make it about max somehow, in which case INTERESTING. 7/10
vcarb | isack & liam - I think they would play scrumpy hands together and that's. something. 6/10
red bull | max & yuki - the one time max is on the other end of his size kink. 7/10
mclaren | oscar & lando - get rancid and maybe I will care. until then, boring. 1/10
williams | carlos & alex - finally some real sluts on this grid 😁 9/10
alpine | pierre & jack - I have barely seen them interact, but I like their shared commitment to baldness. 4/10
aston martin | fernando & lance - fernando is lance's sugar baby and also the origin of his daddy kink. incredible work. 9/10
ferrari | lewis & charles - corporate arranged marriage does nothing for me. start divorcing and maybe I will care. 2/10
stake | gabriel & nico - we are only a few races in and hulk is forcefemming that little brazilian boy. their car is powered by lust. I could watch them for hours. 100/10
#love it#no notes#except maybe landoscar#the cracks are forming#landoscar#to#brocedes#pipeline#THEY NEED TO BEEF PUBLICALLY#i might get shot for this one.#BUT LANDO IS NOT LEW-#[GUNSHOTS]#pierre gasly#and#jack doohan#i would say maybe a 7/10#recent media is good. i like them
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#gogirlgiveusnothing
"Can we get your take on F1 75?"
idk world, i am becoming partial to lance stroll. his attitude here. the way pierre calls him out to answer immediately and he says what he is meant to say and does not try to be expressive at all. i am here for it. give us nothing pls.
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So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".
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when i made this post i did not think it would resonate as much as it seemingly has
thinking about jonathan sims and daisy tonner both feeling more like themselves than ever in the coffin because in there they were simply two scared people and not avatars. they felt their lightest when the weight of the world was pressing down on them. in this essay i will-
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what on earth is going on in the house of commons (myct)
#tubbo#dsmpblr#dsmp#dsmp tommy#tommyinnit#tom simons#dsmp tubbo#dream smp#myct#wilbur soot#dream#sapnap#george not found
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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hi so idk if this fits ur ask completly but i recently got into fanfics so here are some of my favs really!!! i hope u enjoy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58408546
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52968058/chapters/133991632
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58889065
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52675840
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50361313
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3256434
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45348790
ahhh this is the first time ive done recs so!!! ahhhh
can the lestappen gurlies help me find other works with actparci's 'oui chef' trope of the two 🤧🤧 they just have this certain dynamic that i can only find with loquarocoeur's works and i think its the whole making max flustered agenda is what gets me 😮💨

#im going to cry#me fucking too#omg#lestappen#charles leclerc#agenda#i crave her writing#its a dynamic#you need#to replicate
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180 episodes in. he has not chilled for a single day.
when does jonathan sims catch a break. does he ever just idk be chill. just hang out. is this man ok??? clearly not.
#jonathan sims#jon sims#martin blackwood#tma#tma podcast#the fears#the beholding#the magnus pod#the magnus archives podcast#the magnus institute#head archivist of the magnus institute london#the magnus archives#tim stoker#gertrude robinson#michael the distortion#the magnus protocol
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jon transforming into a badass was not on my checklist but i am here for it. CEASLESS WATCHER SET YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRECHTED THING
#jon sims#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#head archivist of the magnus institute london#the magnus archives podcast#the fears#the magnus institute#the beholding#the magnus pod#the magnus protocol#sasha james#the spiral#the stranger#ceasless watcher
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rpf is morally correct because if I can't eat the rich I should be able to make them leak all over the pages of ao3
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his big loser eyes and ability to leech the truth form anyone have captivated me
#jon sims#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#head archivist of the magnus institute london#the beholding#the fears#the magnus archives podcast#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus protocol#magnus archives#magpod#jonah magnus#tma jon#tma au#tma podcast#tma memes#tma shitpost#tma martin#martin blackwood
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i looked up and the sky blinked send tweet
#jon sims#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#head archivist of the magnus institute london#the beholding#the fears#the magnus archives podcast#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus protocol#ceasless watcher#jonah magnus#magnus archives#magpod#tma jon#martin blackwood#tmagp spoilers#tma martin#tma
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do you get deja vu?
the potters
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