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don’t forget to tip and spoil your fave sex workers this christmas

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"i just feel like boys are easier" -- parent who is going to emotionally neglect their amab kids

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Thank you for not uncumming I'm sorry I explained the entirety of the Dark Souls lore to you first thing after sex

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I trust his opinion he seems qualified

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we must promote fat sluttiness to rub it in the faces of the assholes who told us it was shameful

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It's true we would

whenever u sleep poorly just remember that the hot transgenders in your phone would look at ur dark circles and swoon

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The best thing about being awesome is when you do good and you feel swell

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I do porn because I get to own the means of production and therefore it's communism

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i should be OVER IT already it happened YESTERDAY smh

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This new tape is so good <3

(Ask for my 🔗)

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Your honor, this puppy simply has the best ass in the game

(Go ahead. Ask for my 🔗)

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

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Pure beauty apparently :3

whats under the double xl sweater the stoner puppy is wearing

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Oh thank God. I was worried there for a second

do it :3

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Is this MS paint?

do it :3

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It's a thigh Thursday my dears <3