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“Really don't want anymore goofy-ass knives.”

-Voyix, “Of Blood Sacrifices & Maids | Modded Wildfrost”

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“I'm trying to be pollinated!”

-Terra, “Starbound Returns! - Frackin Universe Online [Ep. 1]” by Ace TheOcarinaMaker

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“Where's the fish boner?”

-Mayro, “Mario Maker until someone spells ANY ENEMY correctly.”

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“I've never struggled so much with sex in my whole life.”

-Mayro, “Mario Maker until someone spells ANY WORD correctly.”

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“What!? You just made the — the little parrot emo! You gave it platform boots!”

-ManlyBadassHero, “A Cute Flash Game With A Disturbing Secret Ending - Lacey's Flash Games”

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“Mmm, tastes like my pockets.”

-Solstin, “Farming and Foundations :: Eisenholm - Part 3 - Vintage Story 1.19”

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“I'm not gonna die in a place where I've committed murder.”

-Solstin, “Copper and Camping Food :: Eisenholm - Part 2 - Vintage Story 1.19”

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“There's a gas tank attacking the devil!”

-Call Me Kevin, Scribblenauts was not meant to be played like this… (Game: Scribblenauts Unlimited)

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"You wake up. It's a Monday. Your friends have been taken by furries. God must be killed."

-Failboat, get in (Game: Kirby and the Forgotten Land)

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"We can be horny AND have a dog right ne- well- no... That's actually very ba- no- We can be horny elsewhere? But we can love the dog."

-Shenpai, I'M ABOUT TO SIMP | HADES

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"This is going to sound weird, but you're me! [...] and I let me live!"

-Indeimaus, Super Dishonored DLC Edition

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"I'm gonna kill myself on the penis!"

-Shenpai, Idiots Play Minecraft and Scream

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"My Ass has successfully eliminated all life on Earth. Yeah!"

-Jacksepticeye, MY ASS IS GOING VIRAL | Plague Inc. Evolved #1

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"Uh oh, sex."

-Vinny - UnMetal (PART 2)

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"Dude! Kill the rats, they have money in them!"

-Jacksepticeye, Spreading my GOO Everywhere in Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 2

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"You know what, this one looks a bit complicated. Just gonna go ahead and destroy the universe. When you give me the ability to do so, I should just destroy the universe when it's convenient."

-raocow, Skullmonkeys - 9 - ynt weeds

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"We appear to be under attack by a Spirit Halloween Store."

-MaxOfFewTrades, Final Fantasy 7 Remake (Blind) | Part 2: Ruffled Feathers