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You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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I might be the enemy
but nothing quite hits like you
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good
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I bet on losing pogs <-mitski if she was a dsmp fan during the election
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ctommy and henry !!!!!
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something about these lyrics are hitting today !!
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Every year I say I hate winter: it's dark, long, cold and so inconvenient where I live. All the mess on the roads and so much snow shoveling to do...
But then the first snow falls, and suddenly is so peaceful, so tranquil and quiet. It feels like I'm a small kid again. And I stand mesmerized watching it and think, "oh, buddy, I'm so sorry. I don't hate you at all, please come".
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happy halloween! please limit your guts dripping to the areas designated for that purpose: let’s not make this holiday a spooky one for our retail workers!
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I want fangs so I can be evil and gnaw on ppls limbs
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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hi genlosers its been a minute just thought i'd let u all know (because i don't know if word has spread to tumblr yet) somebody found a website in their founders cut vhs tape!!!! the website is thefoundergame.com, the password is "beginning" and it wants 10000 people to enter the password so please log in, a bunch of people from twitter already have :)
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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
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