a conglomeration of my shitposting // fic author sometimes—current WIP: cold feet on ao3 // star wars, figure skating, hockey, marauders, percy jackson, musicals // they/them
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stranger things 5 teaser is out do i break no contact to text them about it
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i will NEVER forget what it felt like to watch this for the first time. 19th place to 3rd place is crazy work and i still haven’t seen a piece of skating quite like this. you really just had to be there.
Adam Siao Him Fa (FRA)
2024 World Championship Free Skate (206.90)
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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liberals will be like the optics of this protest are awful and it's dudes on motorcycles waving Mexican flags in front of burning cars. the optics are pretty sick
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sometimes i’m like “i’m fine.” then i look at the songs in my monthly playlist and i’m like “oh. um maybe not”
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how it feels to actually get to the part of my fic where i have to write the romance and i realize that i have no idea what i’m doing (i have never stuck with a fanfiction long enough to know how to do this)
#in case you guys are wondering why the next cold feet update is taking so long#how do i write romance#idk#fic authors#fic author#marauders fic#ao3 author#fic writing#writing things#funny
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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started working on my byler fic again yesterday. is this a recession indicator
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[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are
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you don't have to accept an entire fandom to enjoy it. fandom can be your 3 friends and a corn chip and honestly that's gonna make you much happier in the long run.
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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
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*person who has rich parents* you can do like anything you want in this world you can literally drop out of highschool and go to Europe for a decade and come back to build a family and start a small business but it's like you have to want it you can't just expect things to come to you without you putting the work in
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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