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I am just thinking about trans Eddie this evening. Sex being very difficult for him because he loathed his own body, and was never shown or encouraged to love it. Eddie that had dirty hook ups at bars that ended more or less with him on his knees and unsatisfied. Eddie that seldomly bottomed like that, but on the few times he did was left unsatisfied and sore. Eddie who gave up on sex and pleasure for himself. Eddie who stepped into a Dom role to claim masculinity. Eddie who built walls up around him, that protected him, that used his crudeness and crassness as a defense to make it seem like he had the confidence he lacked. Eddie whose world gets rocked when Steve Harrington crashed into his personal hell, and it was Steve who taught Eddie what loving himself was. That worshipped Eddie's body in the way that it came without looking at him any differently. Eddie who finally let someone see him for him. Eddie who was finally satisfied. Eddie who let the walls fall. Eddie who let Steve in. Eddie who fell in love with Steve so hard that he in the process fell in love with himself too.

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something about the imagery of Steve being so enamored by Eddie and thinking he's literally the coolest human on earth and being so sickly in love.

meanwhile this is Eddie:

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I SAW SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT STEVE NOT BEING EDDIES FIRST TIME BUT HIS FIRST KISS

like okay okay Eddie so used to quick and dirty fucks in the bar bathrooms, in back of his van, in closets, being so hidden and closed off and fucked like a dirty secret. He's so used to getting what he wants or getting the other person off and that being the end of it. The simple thought of a first kiss just slips his mind. Come on, he's fucked so many people and has sucked so many people off surely he's had his first kiss. Then, in a moment after everything settles. It's the end of fall steamrolling straight into winter far too early. Steve and him had this thing that wasn't quite labeled. It was flirty touches, gentle smiles, and holding each other as they slept. It was talks that led into the early morning, and then giggling like the kids they were when Wayne stumbled in catching them still up with rosy cheeks. It was easy. It was normal. So, when they fell into the fresh laid snow in the junkyard wanting to get out of the small trailer to be alone. (Wayne's truck does not handle the cold well and neither does Eddie's van) Eddie started it with a snowball to Steve's back, and Steve tackled Eddie to the ground and shoved snow down his shirt. They rolled around trying to best one another, and at some point it started snowing again. They stopped with Steve pinned on his back, and Eddie half on top of him and half on the ground. The snow caught on Eddie's curls and he wore them like a halo while the snow caught on Steve's eyelashes making him seem far younger and less worn. Steve initiated it. Reached up and grabbed Eddie's scarf and yanked him down into a kiss that could melt the snow around them. A kiss fueled off months of almosts and unspoken words. A kiss that said so many things and left the both of them so breathless with the thought of "Why haven't we done this sooner?" It's when they finally break apart with pink tinted cheeks that they both pretended it was from the snow; it was then Eddie giggled and then laughed. His heart was so steady in his chest. His mind was so sure. Steve was his first kiss and his last first kiss all in one. "What?" Steve asked with a smile so bright that Eddie had to squint. He just shook his head; "You're my first kiss."

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thinking about wylan this fine evening

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jesper: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere

wylan:

wylan: those are fucking wanted posters.

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i think Eddie could tell you the very moment he fell in love with Steve. He could tell you the hour. what Steve did. where they were. He could remember what Steve smelled like, and what they did that day.

Steve? I think Steve couldn't tell you any of that. Not because he loves Eddie any less, but his falling for Eddie was a slow incline. He woke up on a random tuesday and decided he loved Eddie. He couldn't tell you why. Couldn't explain the details. Just that he woke up one day and decided that he loved Eddie and that was enough.

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i saw a guy today on my way to work. At first i thought he was a hitchhiker. nope. not at all. He was walking along the road with a giant cross like bro- what is going on quit trying to make a point the government already leans in your white ass christian direction.

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thinking about Eddie Munson's pussy 🩵