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you only smile like that when you’re drinking
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Rating: E Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Word Count: 31,781 Summary: Harry likes to drink. Draco likes the effects. Draco knows this whisky-soaked affair can’t possibly last forever, but he’d like to imagine otherwise.
TRAILER:
Dear Potter, I’m writing to express my gratitude for speaking up at my trial. I know you did not have to do that. I also know that it was unpopular that you did, and the press you received as a result was less than favourable. Here, Draco paused, quill hovering over parchment as he sat at his desk in the manor. Should he mention that Potter has quit the Aurors, something else for which has received distinctly unfavourable press, and that is why Draco, in the final stretch of his parole, finally feels comfortable writing to him? Should he mention that he finished his eighth year and received his NEWT in Potions, Charms and Transfiguration? Draco decided on no to both, as they were both likely sore spots. There were rumours that Potter’s early retirement from the Aurors was not a happy story of a young hero taking a well deserved break after saving the world. Potter didn’t have NEWTs either. Draco knew he was overthinking this. He had spent the previous two weeks considering writing to Potter since finding out about his ‘retirement’ or whatever it should be called. He considered word choice for the entirety of his morning flights on his broom across the manor grounds. He couldn’t stop thinking about sign offs during his monthly check in with his probation officer at the Ministry. Potter no longer worked in this office where Draco spent the whole day sitting and waiting to answer stupid questions and get his wand checked. Draco raised his quill again. I hope you are well. Sincerely, Draco Malfoy Best leave it at that.
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daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy
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My BOYYYYSSSSSS
(I think about them all the timmmmeeeee)
Two animal nerds met in a National Park
Facsimile of Kin - Chapter 1 - BeckettSimpleton - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Two animal nerds peek into each other's souls in a draughty abandoned farmhouse
As Observed by Newt Scamander - Chapter 1 - BeckettSimpleton - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Series -> Come to the River, Son - BeckettSimpleton - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
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A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
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@upon-poppyhills you're the greatest!!!
[HD Wireless Fic Claim]
My Favorite Liar
Rating: E
Words: 43k
Tags: Fake Dating/Pretend Relationship, Former Auror Partners, Forced Proximity, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, There's Only One Bed, They Were Roommates, Mutual Pining, Skinny Dipping, Beach Sex, Wedding Cruise Shenanigans, A few attempted murders, This is a RomCom
Summary:
It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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I had so much fun writing this fic for the @hd-wireless fest. An ode to all the zany romcoms of the 2000s I grew up watching. My eternal thanks to my besties @rainjulyx and @fluffyunderneath for the friendship, the hand-holding and top tier cheerleading ❤️ To the mods, thank you for making this fest so awesome year after year!
The fic now comes with a playlist.
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POSTING STARTS NOW
Dear Hedonists,
We’re delighted to announce that HP Hedonism Fest 2025 kicks off today, August 18th!
Posting will run Monday through Friday over the next several weeks, featuring a decadent variety of ships, ratings, and word counts. You can see all works that have been posted so far HERE at our fest collection at AO3z
All works will remain anonymous until the posting period concludes, with reveals taking place one week afterward.
Don’t forget to shower our creators with love—through comments and kudos on AO3, as well as reblogs here on Tumblr.
Indulge yourselves and enjoy the feast!
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📻🎶 H/D WIRELESS 2025 - REVEALS
🎵 Someone pour me up a double shot of fics please They know Potter and Malfoy got a history Art and podfics spillin' over with big feels Everybody at the bar gettin' Reveals! 🎵
Oh my, good Lord - The day has finally come, we are tipsy with excitement! We can’t wait for everyone to see who created all the wonderful Wireless works that we had the privilege to present to you this year!!
Before we do that, the results of our Guessing Game! The winner, with 9 correct guesses (which gave 88 points - please don’t question our scoring system) was:
@lightningrogers 🏆
Kudos to your super-sleuthing and powers of recognition!! 👏Runners up were @draykray 🎖️ @mykitchen 🎖️and @avigethblogs🎖️ And the most recognised work in the fest was A Little Bit of Everything by Dodgerkedavra. 🔍🕵️♂️
The names of all the talented authors, artists and podficcers who took part this year can be found below the cut. As mods, we want to extend our thanks to every single one of them. Please show them all your love and appreciation!!
🎶 H/D Wireless Art🎶
📻 To Be Where You Are [General Audiences, Digital Art]
✏️ Artist: @the-fourth-queen-fanarts
🎵 Song Prompt: Part Of Your World Reprise by Jodi Benson 🎵 Summary: Draco looks at Harry's likeness, and dares to dream to be a part of his world.
📻 i’ll take the night shift [Gen, Digital]
✏️ Artist: @dragontamerdame
🎵 Song Prompt: Night Shift by Lucy Dacus 🎵 Summary: You’ve got a 9 to 5 so I took the night shift, and I’ll never see you again if I can help it. But how do I perfect the art of vanishing when you hunt me down and parade her like you’re winning something?
🎶 H/D Wireless Art & Fic 🎶
📻 Up Until You Lost It All [Teen , 2,371, Digital Art]
✏️🖋️ Artist/Author: @arcturus-night-star (ravenite_void)
🎵 Song Prompt: Delusional by Simon Curtis 🎵 Summary: Voldemort fell at Harry Potter's hand. Now Harry will make sure all Death Eaters meet same fate. It's not a revenge, he then tells the press, only unbiased strike against the criminals. Harry Potter Does Not date criminals (the history said otherwise).
📻 never something I could hide [M, 5,809, Digital]
✏️ 🖋️ Artist and Author: @lemonlans (artist) and @shewritesmaybe (author)
🎵 Song Prompt: Sunrise by Norah Jones 🎵 Summary: The war is over, but Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are still locked into the roles the Wizarding World wants them to play. It's tiresome, really. ******************************************** “Do you think, Draco - do you think we’ll just…?” Harry started, stopped, started again. “Keep doing this?” Draco glanced at him curiously. “This?” “These… these almosts. A party. A garden. A wet street during the witching hour.” Draco was quiet for a long moment, and when they approached a luxury flat, he pulled over to the side of the building. “This is me, then, Harry. And maybe. You always seem to find me in the dark.” Harry looked at him. “You pretend during the day. In the dark you’re… you-ier.”
🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶
📻 Hope was new [T, 9,424]
🖋️ Author: Charlotte_Stant @boxboxlewis
🎵 Song Prompt: My Favourite Game by the Cardigans 🎵 Summary: Malfoy looked terrible. The cut on his cheek was puckered and oozing, and the knobs of his shoulders poked through his t-shirt. But he was talking as if he was still the golden boy of Hogwarts: as if he was the heir to every nice thing in the world. Harry felt furiously angry all of a sudden. “How about ‘Thank you, Harry’?” he said. “How about, ‘Wow, it was very considerate of you to keep me out of prison, sorry I never acknowledged it, that was really rude of me’? You’re sitting here in my house insulting me, and you haven’t even put the kettle on. ” To his surprise, Malfoy started to laugh. It wasn’t a very nice laugh.
📻 The Night Shift [Explicit, 16,100]
🖋️ Author: @erin-orolin
🎵 Song Prompt: Night Shift by Lucy Dacus 🎵 Summary: It turns out Harry’s new Auror partner is a vampire. Might’ve been polite for someone to let him know.
📻 Dreaming of Revelry [E, 7,573 ]
🖋️ Author: @the-prettiest-w0lf-star
🎵 Song Prompt: Revelry by Kings of Leon 🎵 Summary: "In the dark of the night, I can hear you calling my name With the hardest of hearts, I still feel full of pain So I drink and I smoke and I ask if you're ever around Even though it was me who drove us right in the ground!" - Revelry by King's of Leon With Harry’s return to Oxford closing in, thoughts of his summer trip to France with his godfather—and the whirlwind romance he didn’t see coming—consume him.
📻 Like Falling Asleep [E, 31,006]
🖋️ Author: @draykray
🎵 Song Prompt: Wasteland by Royal & the Serpent 🎵 Summary: Irreparably damaged after the war, Harry has a choice to make: drag someone down with him or let the disease run its course. OR: Harry is dying and Draco doesn't know how to mind his business.
📻 Gnosticism as the Natural Outcome of Melancholia [Not Rated, 4,810 ]
🖋️ Author: @mourningliliesmorningglories
�� Song Prompt: If We Were Vampires by Noah Kahan (feat. Wesley Schultz) 🎵 Summary: Harry turns 37 and realises that death is nothing if Draco isn’t beside him.
📻 Got My Papers and I Was Free [T, 4,879 ]
🖋️ Author: @flowerfan2
🎵 Song Prompt: Closer to Fine by Indigo Girls 🎵 Summary: On a warm summer night in Maine, at Luna's (second) wedding, Harry runs into someone from his past who helps him realize he might have more choices than he thought.
📻 My Favorite Liar [E, 43,160]
🖋️ Author: Poppyhills @upon-poppyhills
🎵 Song Prompt: My Favorite Liar by The Wrecks 🎵 Summary: It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days. The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier. So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine. Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
📻 Signs of a Lifetime [T, 1,758]
🖋️ Author: sezzabean @frank-lilac
🎵 Song Prompt: Don’t Delete the Kisses - Wolf Alice 🎵 Summary: Draco keeps giving Harry the slip, but it ends tonight.
📻 Draco Malfoy and the Multiverse of What the Fuck [ E, 12,259 ]
🖋️ Author: eight_of_wands @saxamophone
🎵 Song Prompt: Talk too Much By Coin 🎵 Summary: Draco can jump timelines. Potter is in all of them.
📻 Socratic Methods [E, 79,103 ]
🖋️ Author: @thecouchsofa
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Bed Chem' by Sabrina Carpenter 🎵 Summary: Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products. The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him. So does Malfoy.
📻 Bathed in Starlight, Shrouded in Truth [T, 5,574]
🖋️ Author: @devious--muffin
🎵 Song Prompt: Stargazing by Myles Smith 🎵 Summary: After the war, both Harry and Draco are willing to shed their old prejudices and grow as individuals, forming a tentative friendship. They remain friendly after Hogwarts, though no more in each other's lives than when they were in the castle together, until several independent decisions bring them back into each other's orbit. Once Harry gets out of his own way, he realizes how deep his feelings for Draco actually run, but it takes far longer for Draco to do the same.
📻 wonders bright [M, 7,160]
🖋️ Author: @zhizhuu
🎵 Song Prompt: The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! by Sufjan Stevens 🎵 Summary: When Harry stumbles upon Malfoy walking the streets of Muggle London, what else is he to do besides follow?
📻 in the wells of silence [E, 35,788]
🖋️ Author: @the-invisibility-bloke
🎵 Song Prompt: The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel (cover by Disturbed) 🎵 Summary: In a challenge to see who can shut up the longest, Harry and Draco stop speaking. Shame that’s not enough to stop them falling in love.
📻 First In Line [M, 14,420]
🖋️ Author: Slythindorlover (Stillwriting) @adam-my-adam
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Take A Chance On Me' by 'ABBA' 🎵 Summary: Auror Harry is newly divorced and deals with the aftermath while trying to solve a difficult case. Robards is being annoyingly over-protective. And, naturally, confirmed bachelor Draco Malfoy is in the middle of it all.
📻 shake the disease [E, 70,012]
🖋️ Author: lealam @gregqoyle
🎵 Song Prompt: shake the disease by depeche mode 🎵 Summary: After Draco gets one too many complaints at work, Harry gets assigned to the job of preventing any more. Only, he discovers things are far more complicated than they seem, with corrupt Aurors, a society on the brink of collapse and a magical disease slowly draining the life from Draco.
📻 Ankles [E, 36,787]
🖋️ Author: @citrusses
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Ankles' by 'Lucy Dacus' 🎵 Summary: Of course Harry feels weird that Draco and Neville got engaged—they’re only twenty-six years old. What’s the rush? And to make matters worse, ever since Neville and Draco’s very odd, very Pureblood engagement party, something is off between Draco and Harry. There’s no logical reason the engagement would change things between them. Draco’s just his friend. Isn’t he?
📻 That's (That Draco) Espresso [E, 25,653]
🖋️ Author: @ravenesse
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Espresso' by Sabrina Carpenter 🎵 Summary: When Draco unexpectedly shows up in Harry’s life after the war, Harry finds himself obsessed with him all over again. It definitely doesn’t help that the blonde git has become a massive global superstar, performing hit songs from his award-winning albums, night after night on his world tour, which sold out in less than a day. The fact that they are forced to work together on a special collaboration to promote Harry’s unique brand of creature-friendly espresso won’t change anything at all between them. Or so the two of them firmly believe, until they see each other again in person.
📻 all up in it [E, 7,109]
🖋️ Author: @poljupci
🎵 Song Prompt: Guess (ft. Billie) by CharlieXCX 🎵 Summary: Draco folds the panties into a white box with a shiny bow on top. There is no note; Potter knows his owl.
📻 All The Noise [M, 37,589]
🖋️ Author: @draco-abraxas
🎵 Song Prompt: Bees by The Ballroom Thieves 🎵 Summary: There's a simple solution to all these problems. Draco could find it if he tried. But he's too busy walking into the lion's mouth, too busy trying to solve the problem before it's too late, too busy to hear Harry tell him that it's all going to be okay.
📻 Promise Not to Stop [E, 2,023 ]
🖋️ Author: @maraudersaffair
🎵 Song Prompt: "Everlong" by "Foo Fighters" 🎵 Summary: Draco loves it when Auror Potter degrades him.
📻 Chasing a Life [Gen, 5,068]
🖋️ Author: Dazeventura6
🎵 Song Prompt: Breath of Life by Florence + The Machine 🎵 Summary: Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts is off to a terrible start, but maybe an unexpected friendship can make a difference and change the course of his life...for the better.
📻 Talk To Me In French [E, 64,639]
🖋️ Author: Fluffy_underneath @Fluffyequivalent1
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Talk Talk featuring troye sivan' by 'Charli XCX' 🎵 Summary: Harry is full of confidence as he enters the French Ministry on a sunny June morning. He's prepared for this meeting. Overprepared, in fact. Ready for any question they can throw at him. Primed for success. But as it turns out, there’s one thing Harry couldn’t prepare for: his interpreter. The person assigned to whisper in his ear all week; the distractingly sexy bastard with a smirking mouth and clever tongue. Apparently, Harry's mission this week isn't just to bring the Quidditch World Cup home to England; it's to do it without falling in love with Draco bloody Malfoy. Or Harry falls in love in Paris.
📻 Leave in the Morning [M, 23,922]
🖋️ Author: Justlikewriting
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Smalltown Boy' by 'Bronski Beat' 🎵 Summary: Draco hadn’t chosen the easy way out. He’d defied his parents and created his own path: whatever people thought, however little money he had, he had built a life for himself. And it was difficult. Hard. But more than he deserved. Meanwhile, Harry had done exactly what had been expected of him, had moulded his life entirely the way he’d been supposed to. But then Ginny had left him anyway. And it was difficult. Unfair. And not at all what he’d expected. Which was when he saw Draco Malfoy, clearly not particularly welcome, walking into the Ministry on a Friday afternoon nonetheless.
📻 After the Rain [T, 2,316 ]
🖋️ Author: @skeptiquewrites
🎵 Song Prompt: So Tied Up by Cold War Kids 🎵 Summary: A past betrayal, dark Magic remnants, and the questions left after time apart.
📻 I Ain't Afraid Of No Bed [E, 13,489]
🖋️ Author: @xalandrix
🎵 Song Prompt: Bustin by Neil Cicierega 🎵 Summary: Ghostly sexual extortion is simply an occupational hazard in this line of work.
📻 Shades of Sundawn [E, 32,520]
🖋️ Author: @rainjulyx
🎵 Song Prompt: Afterglow by Ed Sheeran 🎵 Summary: In the shades of sundawn, Harry fell in love. But shhh! Keep that for yourself, Harry doesn't know it yet. Or: It takes a decade long unaddressed flirting, unacknowledged yearning, and defiantly dancing around each other for Harry to finally face the truth of his hatred.
📻 The Blush [E, 15,878]
🖋️ Author: @Willowingscribe
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Here You Come Again' by Dolly Parton 🎵 Summary: Harry knows a terrible secret about Draco Malfoy. Terrible in that it's entirely implausible and also makes sense in a frightening kind of way. Terrible because it steals Harry’s breath and then later his sleep, grows into an ache inside his chest. All the more awful because he can't tell anybody about it without having to give his own secret away. Malfoy blushes when Harry flirts with him. And Harry is addicted to making it happen as often as possible.
📻 Better Than None [E, 20,025]
🖋️ Author: @use-it-well
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Kiss With A Fist' by 'Florence and the Machine' 🎵 Summary: So much had changed on Harry’s return to Hogwarts that it was a relief to find himself almost immediately fighting with Malfoy. And when those fights turned to a different kind of contact, who was Harry to resist? And if the only way Harry could get to feel Malfoy’s body against his own again was to goad him into a fight, what else could he do? After all, a kiss with a fist is better than none.
📻 Let the Air In [E, 66,666]
🖋️ Author: Theartfulldodger @graymatters
🎵 Song Prompt: Big Wheel by Samia 🎵 Summary: Draco does only ever as he wants, and especially when it's a test.
📻 Be with Me [E, 2,200]
🖋️ Author: @nv-md
🎵 Song Prompt: Beneath Oak Trees by Dylan Gossett 🎵 Summary: Draco and Harry are in love. That's it, that's the whole plot.
📻 This Moment's Silence [E, 8,175]
🖋️ Author: @lightningrogers
🎵 Song Prompt: Moment's Silence (Common Tongue) by Hozier 🎵 Summary: “Why are you here, Potter?” “Bored, I guess. Why are you calling me Potter, Draco?” “Because,” Draco hisses, his face twisted in a familiar grimace. “The other night was a mistake. That’s what you are to me. What you’ve always been.” “Hm,” Harry hums. “I find that really hard to believe.” Or: Harry knows he’s upended Draco’s serene life—and their tentative friendship—at Hogwarts after a single, seemingly mistaken night. He wants to pursue it, Draco wants to forget it. Whatever it is. If Harry loves anything though, it’s a challenge, and Draco’s one he wants to pull apart more than anything.
📻 Certified Mind Blower [M, 9,119]
🖋️ Author: @moonflower-rose
🎵 Song Prompt: No. 1 Party Anthem by Arctic Monkeys 🎵 Summary: The sun rises as their night ends, and as good as it feels to be young and drunk and surrounded by his friends (even the ones whose names he can't quite remember), Harry thinks it could be just a little bit better. And if Malfoy shows up at the club tonight, Harry might finally try to make it happen.
📻 Something to Save [M, 44,538]
🖋️ Author: @lovelyloveliesss
🎵 Song Prompt: Your Ex-Lover is Dead 🎵 Summary: After a confusing Eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco returns to the manor and Harry doesn’t see him again. That is, until they stumble upon each other in muggle London six years later, now living completely different lives. A story built on both the past and the present. About holding on and letting go.
📻 Tiny but Mighty [E, 8,361]
🖋️ Author: meandminniemcg
🎵 Song Prompt: 'It Must Have Been Love' by 'Roxette' 🎵 Summary: They had a perfect, beautiful summer while working on Eilean nan Dragòn. But now it's September, and their escape from reality is over.
📻 Longbottom’s Garden and Other Muggle Drugs [M, 9,342]
🖋️ Author: @albondiguilla007
🎵 Song Prompt: “Young, Wild & Free,” by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Bruno Mars 🎵 Summary: Harry Potter is a disaster. Draco still wants him.
📻 Go Easy On Me [T, 5,500]
🖋️ Author: @phoebe-delia
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Easy On Me' by 'Adele' 🎵 Summary: They’re not divorced; they’re separated. It’s an important distinction.
📻 Green Eyes (You Were Swimming in My Mind Before You Told Me So) [E, 14,731]
🖋️ Author: @bluedahlia912
🎵 Song Prompt: "Green Eyes:: Siena" by Nothing But Thieves 🎵 Summary: “I hear you’ll be joining us at Hogwarts this year,” said a smooth voice from just beside him. Harry groaned, rolling his eyes to the ceiling. “You seem excited about it,” Malfoy said sarcastically. “I am excited about it,” Harry said through gritted teeth. “I am not, however, excited about you.” ***** Worn paths and opportunities missed, Harry isn’t going to let this second chance slip through his fingers. He just doesn’t know it yet.
📻 simmer down, pucker up [E, 16,406]
🖋️ Author: @wolfpadx
🎵 Song Prompt: Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys 🎵 Summary: Every time Harry and Draco are in the same room, it’s like this: combative. competitive. teasing. fun. Harry’s never thought much of it—not in any way he’d admit to another soul or in the light of day—but when an impromptu party at Harry’s house has their friends giving voice to the tension they’ve never named, Harry can’t help but wonder… does this feeling flow both ways?
📻 Floating Vibes [E, 19,225]
🖋️ Author: @wolfpants
🎵 Song Prompt: Floating Vibes by Surfer Blood 🎵 Summary: It’s tradition: a group holiday, and Harry making terrible decisions. Mostly involving Draco. What starts as an experimental hookup quickly becomes a lot more complicated than either of them expected.
📻 Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet [E, 11,783]
🖋️ Author: @drwhoisginnyholmes
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Teeth' by '5 Seconds of Summer' 🎵 Summary: Every time Draco and Harry run into each other they end up fighting, however, not many people know that after a while, the fighting turned into something more pleasurable. But they still hate each other, right?
📻 Take The Lead [E, 39,347]
🖋️ Author: @peachydreamxx
🎵 Song Prompt: looking at me by sabrina carpenter 🎵 Summary: When an unfortunate health-related mishap occurs in the middle of the pre-season game, professional Quidditch Chaser Potter is left benched before the season has even started. But it's not all doom and gloom. He's tasked with mentoring the team's last-minute replacement - Draco Malfoy.
📻 something unholy [E, 25,195]
🖋️ Author: avigethwrites @avigethblogs
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Unholy' by 'Sam Smith' and 'Kim Petras' 🎵 Summary: It's 2008 and Harry finally has the picture-perfect family he always dreamed of. If only he knew how to keep his business clean.
📻 What Heat [E, 5,716]
🖋️ Author: @tackytigerfic
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Plume' by the Smashing Pumpkins 🎵 Summary: Ever since the potion exploded, Harry can't cool down.
📻 Puddifoot’s Passion Parlour [E, 10196]
🖋️ Author: @sweet-s0rr0w
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Love Shack' by 'the B52s' 🎵 Summary: “Ah yes,” the Portkey officer says, his flush deepening. “That’s the problem, you see. Everywhere’s booked up, what with it being end of term and all. I have found you… something, though.” “And when you say you, I presume you’re referring to the both of us?” asks Draco, the words coming out clipped, dangerously precise. The little man glances pleadingly at Harry, then wipes his brow. “Look, I hadn’t realised there’d be–” Harry’s cold, and hungry, and his bum’s starting to ache. “Come on, Draco,” he says abruptly, getting to his feet. “It’s just one night. I’m sure we can manage to share a room.”
📻 Portions For Foxes [E, 27,921]
🖋️ Author: LoveofLiminality @autumnrae93
🎵 Song Prompt: Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley 🎵 Summary: Draco was an idiot. But in his defense, he felt he deserved to be. The more he looked back, the more he saw that he had always been an idiot when it came to Potter. From the first time they had met in Madam Malkin's, Draco hadn't known what to do.
📻 They “Don’t” Know About Us [M, 25,849]
🖋️ Author: @quillandmagic
🎵 Song Prompt: They Don’t Know About Us by One Directions 🎵 Summary: Harry and Draco start dating at the end of 8th year and decide to keep it a secret while they figure out life post-Hogwarts. Unfortunately, they are both terrible at being sneaky. Featuring: acceptance in the form of threats, goats as bribes, and the two-dimensional nature of silencing charms.
📻 A Little Bit of Everything [E, 33,088]
🖋️ Author: @dodgerkedavra
🎵 Song Prompt: A Little Bit of Everything by Dawes 🎵 Summary: Harry's not going to jump off the tip-top of Tower Bridge. He's only, like, checking it out. He doesn't need to be rescued. His ex-almost-fiancé Draco Malfoy disagrees.
📻 The Last Will and Testament of Father [Teen, 24,720]
🖋️ Author: @iero0
🎵 Song Prompt: §1 by Opeth 🎵 Summary: Lucius Malfoy is dead. The last thing Harry expects is an invitation to the reading of his will—let alone a handwritten note tucked inside: Bring the hawthorn wand. Please. The last word is written with care, but also force—like it cost Draco something to ask. It doesn’t feel like a good idea, returning to Malfoy Manor. But when Harry thumbs the wand he’s carried since the war, he knows he’ll go. When the house comes to life and refuses Draco as its heir, he’s abandoned by everyone but Harry. Together, they descend into a place where memory becomes magic, the walls remember everything, and the past refuses to stay buried.
🎶 H/D Wireless Podfic 🎶
📻 Shut Up, This Is Love [Mature, 03:15:44]
🎤 Podficcer: @reveriepi
🎵 Song Prompt: 'The Chain' by Fleetwood Mac 🎵 Summary: A soulmark is never wrong, Draco tells him — as if Harry cares what this damn chain on his arm says. But Harry is nothing if not stubborn, and he’d rather die than let a stupid mark determine whom he can and cannot have. Podfic of Shut Up, This Is Love by MyNameIsThunder.
📻 Take You Home [E, 2:53:31 ]
🎤 Podficcer: @cailynwrites
🎵 Song Prompt: Take you home - Dido 🎵 Summary: Everybody’s a little fucked up after the war, Draco especially. What starts as hate sex after a night out, eventually turns into something else, something more like comfort. And even though his friends all tell Harry he’s just being used, all Harry’s doing is making sure Draco gets home in one piece. He’s not falling helplessly in love.
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writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.
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Double-sided love for double-sided me on my B-day ♊💚😎
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“No —” gasped Harry.
Slipping and staggering, Harry got to his feet and plunged toward Malfoy, whose face was now shining scarlet, his white hands scrabbling at his blood-soaked chest.
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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)
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matchmaker, matchmaker
“I can’t believe I have to do this with you again, Potter. I thought you and Justin were a decent match. He was everything you said you wanted in a partner." Malfoy picked a piece of paper off of his desk and started reading from it. “‘Nice to me and my friends. Romantic. Easy to talk to. A good sense of humor.’”
“Yeah, but there wasn’t any spark.” Harry shrugged. “I don’t know why I came back here either. I’m starting to think you’re not very good at your job.”
“I’m amazing at my job. I’m responsible for thirty different marriages, at least nine of which have resulted in children. I’m the biggest boon to the wizarding birth rate since Celestina Warbeck’s ‘Bedroom Magic.’ You’re just picky.”
“I know what I want, sue me.”
“Relationships that last aren’t about what you want, they’re about what you need. You want someone who is nice, who will say all the right things and swoon on command. But you’re too hopped up on public adoration for any of that to feel real. What you need is honesty. Someone who will tell it to you like it is and call you on your shit so that when they tell you they love you, you actually believe them.”
Harry’s brain short-circuited for a moment, not entirely sure how offended he should be by Malfoy’s frank assessment before another, much more offensive thought crossed his mind. “You realize you just described yourself.”
“Fuck, I did. I’m blunt in a way that would be good for you, and I know you think my jokes are funny, don’t try to deny it. You’re impressive and competent, which is what I want. And you don’t take my shit, which is what I need. It would be a good match. Fuck.”
“Fuck,” Harry agreed. “I’ll pick you up at 8.”
“7:30.” Malfoy slid as far down into his chair as possible. “I hate how good I am at my job.”
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for @drarrymicrofic prompt: expect | on ao3
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@claudthecat newt/Remus???
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written for @drarrymicrofic prompt slander wc: 93 | content warning for nsfw (implied references to sexual content)
Malfoy's gay.
I bet he's a bottom.
He'll take it up the arse for sure.
Didn't you hear?
The rumours follow Draco all through the castle.
"Doesn't it bother you?" Pansy asks quietly at breakfast.
"It's all slander. Don't worry about it." Draco smirks into his tea.
Harry hears the rumours, too, but for once he doesn't care about them at all. For once he truly knows better.
He sits down for breakfast with a wince.
He finds Draco's eyes on him through the Great Hall and watches him smirk into his tea.
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