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Was du nicht haben darfst, wenn du zur Mordkommission Saarbrücken gehören willst:
Kenntnisse von regel konformer Polizeiarbeit
Respekt vor dem Gesetzt (die eine Stelle mit ist schon von Esther besetzt, sorry)
gesunde Beziehung zu Schlaf/ Essen/ der eigenen Gesundheit
heterosexuelle Neigungen
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a lil something for ur blog, happy destiel wedding day 💝🥳❤️💕💘🥰
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If you arent German, you probably don’t know the pain and joy of watching one episode of toxic police yaoi once a year on public television
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“my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like ‘hey i have a 17 year old in the back of my cop car rn’ ”
steve answering the phone: hopper? everything ok? i thought you were working rn
hopper: yeah yeah, all is good but listen
hopper: i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my car rn and he’s your type
steve: …what???
hopper: yeah I showed him you picture and he thinks your cute, i also gave him your number
steve: DAD STOP GIVING MY NUMBER TO RANDOM GUYS
eddie, in the back: this is the weirdest and greatest thing to ever happen to me
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this is so hopper giving his speech at the steddie wedding. making endless dad jokes and embarrassing the hell out of both of them. i’m just imaging him saying something like:

hopper: you never think your future son-in-law is going to turn out to be the same kid you arrested upwards of twenty times when he was in high school but here i am to tell the tale—
eddie: i was also wanted for murder
hopper: don’t bring that up here please. for the love of god. you have no idea how much paper work it took for me to get your name cleared.
steve: i’m pretty sure he was arrested at least thirty times
hopper: like i said folks, you don’t get to choose family and sometimes family is your adopted gay son and his metalhead husband who spent a solid three years living on your couch—
steve: well at least now when i bail him out of jail it’ll be as my husband. i can even sign the paperwork as “mr. steve munson”
eddie: aw babe that’s so sweet
hopper: don’t push it you two
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okay so here’s the thing.
I have discovered that I just [clenches fists] fucking LOVE when queer love is portrayed in a way that doesn’t focus on the fact that the characters are queer. Like, when they just fall in love, when it’s not about combating stigma or sticking it to the man or being out and proud for all to see. Which isn’t to say that that sort of representation isn’t good - it is, it’s so important, it’s incredible to see, but it’s not what gets me.
What gets me is quiet, soft moments of love and tenderness and togetherness between queer people. Because we deserve love stories that aren’t about what it is to be queer, the pain and struggles and fights that lead up to moments of joy. We deserve to see queer people just. Being happy. And being happy together.
So basically what I’m saying is that for me, it’s “To the world.” And it’s also “I think what makes Ed happy is… you.” And it’s also “I am old. I’m satisfied, and you were my purpose.”
tl;dr the third episode of The Last Of Us is one of the best hours of television I have ever had the good fortune to watch. It made me think about things and feel seen and known, and I’m going to be thinking about it for a long, long time.
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“straight people can play gay roles” refers to nick offerman with his shoulders hunched shaking like a leaf with 50+ years of repressed desire opposite actual gay actor murray bartlett effortlessly seducing him flash forward 3 years 4 years 16 years to giggling with joy and strawberries and digging a bullet out of his side and his body no longer hunched from lacking confidence to be with a man and surviving into their 70s and nick offerman sobbing at the idea of not being with him anymore and it’s because of something as mundane as a degenerative disease before deciding that their deaths should be together and queer narrative engaging actively with and subverting heteronormative genre-tropes
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#looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
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