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"who is god

who is edward snowden

who is snowden

who is more macho"

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off tumblr for a while.

facebook me if you need anything.

don't have time for this between six classes two field experiences twenty hours of work and four sorority chairs.

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i have a jeep and i feel like i'm ruining everything by not using my roof rack or driving underwater sometimes

Who says errands have to be stressful? Send us a photo of what makes you adventurous, or tell us your dream of living tomorrow, today.

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it gets better

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how do i make this happen in my house oh my gosh

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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i love the addams family. a+. also ~raya look~

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SCIENCE!!!

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

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i didn't know they made a gif of how good i am at friendship.

and at headbutting. that also.

*boop*

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help help i think i'm dying onf laughter

Perfection. #GucciMagritte #Surrealness

(via @rissahey)

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that is a very painful dick and i don't want it anywhere near my lady parts.

han-tan

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this makes me happy in a stupid way

also my father loves the pink panther yes yes

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happy friday the thirteenth! i got tetanus! by stepping on a rusty tack! twice! because once wasn't enough apparently!

happy friday the 13th! don’t be scared. be scared of other stuff. 

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THIS IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY AS A PERSON

I NEED AN ADULT

Guys

Help

I’m crying

Guys Please

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Franz Kafka’s signature in a letter to Milena Jesenská. It reads:

Franz wrong,  F  wrong, Yours wrong nothing more, calm, deep forest

Prague, July 29, 1920.

yes. this.

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Saint Jessica

There is no Saint Jessica.

(Ask my confirmation teacher.)

 -

I was officially named after my grandfather Farmer James

(dead years before my birth).

My city-raised father vetoed “Jamie” for “Jessica” (and called me Jessie Bear)

because the only Jamies he knew were bad little black boys

            But he raised a bad little white girl instead.

 -

I didn’t know Converse were invented

to let bad little black boys hop chainlink Dirty Water fences

He told me this through his suit and his tie and his CPA

and he was disappointed that

                      I never knew.

But he was the one who named me Jessica in the first place.

 -

Along with every other parent within a 200-mile radius of 1992.

Jessi escaped elementary classroom confusion into

elementary rebellion

(what does a rebel in the fourth grade even do?)

 -

Eventually a.j. was a better fit

for the bad little white girl who disappointed her parents anyway.

While little-girl Jessi

(winner of Presidential Award for Academic Excellence)

got put in the principal’s office for trivial matters

           [“You’re not a loser. Don’t talk down to yourself.”

           “I have one friend. That’s the definition of loser.

                      I’m fine with who I am.”]

a.j.

(failure extraordinaire)

spent time in In School Suspension

her right to Free Appropriate Collateral Damage

            [“You don’t hear me, my parents don’t care, and

                                 the police don’t believe me.

                      Try me. See if I don’t run.”]

I got suspended twice in one week for running away from school.

But that’s what you get for raising a bad little white girl

even if she goes by a.j. instead of Jamie.

 -

I outgrow a name every few years

as I outgrow the things that made me Jessie Bear and Jessi and a.j.

Professionally, I’m Jessica

(that’s Miss Jessica to you

           and if you stop biting me I’ll give you an M&M)

and I don’t know where I’m going next.

I never really do.

 -

There is no Saint Jessica.

Yet.

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best sibling ever.

i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

now they’re playing in the woods

so i made these and stapled them to the trees

i can hear their screams as i post this

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this is effing genius. ridiculous.

Phonebloks

Don’t get me wrong, the new iPhones look interesting. But this is an excellent idea for the future of cellphones. 

(by Dave Hakkens)