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Netflix Marvel Knigths by Matthew Woodson for Mondo

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John Laurens: I’d like to request funds to start a regiment of slaves in exchange for their freedom.

South Carolina House of Representatives: *laughs uproariously*

John Laurens: They never actually said, “No” so I just went ahead and did it.

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This is AMAZING. I’d totally open a day care if this was the result. (& poor little burr :( )

poor washington, he just want to go home

If you are wondering… yes, that’s laurens beating charles lee (bless lilo&stitch for the pose reference) I have no idea how lee looks like. oh welp And burr is drawing something for washington, but probably will never be able to show it to him because george washington will be too busy trying to separate hamilton and jefferson. Poor little burr [Edit] if you are wondering, here is all the characters in the drawing that weren’t mentioned yet: King George III is on top of the cabinet thinking he’s cool while giving a speech; in the back writing in the walls is Lafayette, he’s trying to write “Anarchy” (reference from My Shot YEY); the one setting the curtains on fire is hercule mulligan, I was gonna make him sewing the curtains but I’m trash and didn’t know how to draw it; The schuyler sisters are drawing in the corner and In the front, far right, is james madison looking bored. 

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ouch,,,

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Kylo Ren and lemongrab are basically the same you can’t deny it

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Burr: Stop talking.

Hamilton: You know I'm not good at that.

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things that confuse me: why andrew jackson is on money when he was a terrible president who murdered thousands of people and literally hated the bank. he shut down the bank. like. that shit was gone.

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My predecessor, George Washington, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he retired. You’re in my world now. And America has touched and felt for the last time.

John Adams (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)

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We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.

Thomas Jefferson to Alexander Hamilton (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)

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THINGS HAMILTON IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO

My proper military title is “Major General Hamilton” not “Princess Anastasia”.

Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.

Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.

Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.

Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.

Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.

Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Jefferson!”

May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.

Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack.

Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true.

Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

I am not authorized to fire officers.

The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”

May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain of command.

It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Major General Hamilton

I may not call block my chain of command.

Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.

May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the “field of honor”.

Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.

Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are “casualties of war”.

Must not mock command decisions in front of the press.

Should not taunt members of the press, even if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and named Adams

I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.

I cannot arrest children for being rude.

The loudspeaker system is not a forum to voice my ideas.

The loudspeaker system is not to be used to replace the radio.

I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform.

If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.

No, the pants are not optional.

Must not taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes.

May not challenge officers to “Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn”.

Shouldn’t take incriminating photos of my chain of command.

Shouldn’t use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command

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-you are outgunned!

-WHAT????

-outmanned!

-WHAT????????

-outnumbered, outplanned!

-PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-put your guns down on my command!

-HAND EM OVER!!!!!!!

-this is hamilton, my right hand man!!

-PWAH PWAH PWAH PWAH PWAH

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DTF

down to fuck: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces

down to FIGHT: ARIES, Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

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Yo UK, got some good news for you! “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time” is out now. Get it on Apple Music or else!

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane