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So I watched mean girls and…

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choni + hands

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Reasons why I ship Tess and Isabel from Fast X (spoilers?? If you like f&f)

- Brie Larson

- they had 1 scene together and didn't even exchange words

- Daniela Melchior

- Their cocky personalities are everything and would be so powerful together. Especially Isa's challenging Tess's

- Brie Larson and Daniela Melchior

- "maybe we can be lonely... together?" Vibes.

- Then cue the iconic "because of family" pipeline showing them they belong somewhere. Officially part of the family and they can be snuggled up together at the bbq

- Tess literally has nowhere to go after she gets shot, so she definitely stays with Isabel. In her house. Where there's one bed.

- or they're able to sneak out of Brazil and hide out to lay low for a while. Maybe one of Mr Nobody's secret locations. Together. Aloooone.

- their outfits scream lesbianism

- Isabel is so lesbian coded

- Isa wears like a million rings + nose piercing + tattoos and Tess has a million ear piercings/cuffs

- Isabel's caring nature flaring up when Tess needed help

- Black cat and golden retriever girlfriends

Bonus: I'm calling their ship name "Tessabel" and isn't that just cute

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"This is the culmination of a year-long collaboration between myself and my partner in all things, Toni Topaz. Our relationship is the most thrilling thing I could have ever imagined. We're always creating. There's no separation between our art and our love."

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okay so i've had a lot of time to process this and i have MANY, MANY problems with that finale, but the one thing i know for sure is that cher and toni did not f*cking name their child Dale.

like yes haha so funny because the boy's actual name is River and they lived in riverdale, but fanfiction and choni endgame stans wanted something like thomas. WHY DID THEY NAME HIM AFTER THE TOWN THAT ALMOST GOT THEM KILLED MULTIPLE TIMES???

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IM HERE JUST TO SAY UNDEAD VALENTINA DID NOT HOLD BACK. LIKE SHE'S HERE FOR THAT FINALE DAMN

and im here for janella

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you know what i miss? a pregnant final girl and her film geek final girl gf. i miss imogen and tabby. new szn when better be coming quick.

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Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

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“Why can’t girls be friends without it being gay”

well idk why can’t a boy and a girl be friends without it being romantic

So tired of cishet people pretending like they’re the victims and we’re trying to force gayness on them.

Jenna Ortega said it herself: it’s not shown enough in media boys and girl being safe, platonic friends.

queer people have had to fight tooth and nail for representation in an industry largely dominated by straight media

And every time we try to have representation we’re accused of trying to force gayness on everything

Actually, cishet people don’t know anything about our struggles and the representation we need.

if your homophobic just say it and leave us alone

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JUST WHEN I POST FOR PEOPLE TO WATCH WARRIOR NUN FOR CANON SAPPHIC FEMALE LEAD REPRESENTATION, NETFLIX GOES AND CANCELS IT?????

we are being personally attacked and we will continue to be. somehow to leading services like netflix, sapphic leads cant carry a sucessful show no matter how much we try to fight otherwise. anyways, check out dickinson or the sex lives of college girls. dw they aint on netflix.

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yall im sick n tired istg im SICK AND TIRED 😭

do you love wenclair? do you love darlentina? do you constantly get your hopes bashed because of uninteresting male leads with the same damn hero complex? thats okay!

how about we watch canon sapphic shows like warrior nun and the sex lives of college girls? and also drink some water <3

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yes baby you’re chaotic and unhinged can we please have sex now

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#I think I have seen this film before… (insp)

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darlentina stans, how are we doing? like im kinda done with the revival of the love square and regina completely disregarding narda's efforts to prioritize their friendship over the cop. ik regina is having her corrupted villian arc but the fact that they went back to her br*an obsession now that "narda is out of the way" is heartbreaking. like who needs devotion when you can abuse the love and trust of your best friend for a man. is one rejection not enough for any of them? just shows how bad the queerbaiting is. anyways, here's narda with a puppy:

okay, thats all. love you, drink some water <3

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being in love is the faces narda custodio makes everytime regina vanguardia calls her "best friend".