#incorrect polin quotes

[lilithafrodite]

Season 3:

Pen: I need to find a fine gentleman to be my husband.

Colin: I am a gentleman.

Pen: You are Colin. You do not count. You are my friend.

[hi-im-august]

Colin: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Portia is walking in this room.

Penelope: *wheeze*

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Penelope: Nice.

Colin: That’s not it, but thank you.

[askclato]

Colin: I like your pants!

Penelope: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Colin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Penelope: The store can’t just give out stuff for free.

Colin: That’s not what I-

Penelope: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Colin.

[harmonizingsunsets]

Anthony, Benedict, and Colin:

[thebluemallet]

Anthony: Alright, Colin. Repeat after me: I'm-

Colin: I'm-

Anthony: -in love with-

Colin: -in love with-

Anthony: -Penelope.

Colin: -Penelope.

Anthony: Good! "I'm in love with Penelope."

Colin: I would never DREAM of courting Penelope Featherington.

Anthony: ...

Kate: (raises the Mallet of Death)

[sea-owl]

Penelope: If I died how much would you miss me?

Colin: It's cute you think death could get you out of this relationship.

[venusleontios55555]

Before and after her marriage to Colin

Penelope after seeing the Bridgerton family: I just want to be in this family!

Penelope, after marrying into the family: what the fuck—

[pensbridge]

bonus:

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes: ♡ season 3 scenario

↖inspired by Friends gifset

[winnie-the-monster]

Colin: “Hi I’m Penelope’s husband. And this is my wife Penelope.”

Penelope: “And his name is Colin.”

[lilithafrodite]

Colin season 3

Colin with a hangover, after spending the night getting drunk because Penelope doesn't want to talk to him anymore, on a promenade with his family.

Colin *with hands in prayer*: God please cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again.

Benedict *approaches and speaks*: I saw Penelope walking with a suitor.

Colin *goes back to praying*: Hi God, it's me again. Sorry in advance for lying about never drinking again.

[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Penelope *jokingly*: you’re not allowed to fall in love with me while helping me find a suitor

Colin: Shouldn’t be a problem, for you see, I have sworn off women

*later* Colin: ThERe’S a PrOBLeM!

Insp

[hi-im-august]

Colin: What are you in the mood for?

Penelope: World domination.

Colin: That's a bit ambitious.

Penelope: You are my world.

Colin: Aww...

Penelope:

Colin:

Penelope:

Colin: OH.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: So, will you go on a date with me?

Penelope: Give me some time to think about it.

[Ten minutes later]

Penelope: I’ve thought hard, and I have decided that yes I will marry you.

[askclato]

Penelope: I feel like doing something stupid.

Colin: I’m something stupid, do me.

[whatabarb]

Colin: After whole week of observing you flirting with men I need to say that you are rubbish at this.

Penelope: You are certainly getting better at making me feel like a fool after your first try at the Featherington ball. Goodbye, Mr. Bridgerton. *goes away*

Colin: Mr. Bridgerton again? Wait! No! Do not leave me! Penelope, I am sorry! *wailing* Please do not call me Mr. Bridgerton again!