Hi I'm Miles, he/they/she (any pronouns IDGAF), 25, Oregon.
Artist, cat enthusiast, fandom trash and proud, I post art when I'm not busy laying on the floor screaming. so expect art once a year ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
For the 1000th time, Adult CocoMelon FanCon is for ADULTS and we are NOT going to cancel the fully nude "Wheels On The Bus" performance in the mall food court because a bunch of TikTok-brained Puriteens can't be bothered to leave after getting a full THREE MINUTES notice
I love Tumbles.org cause I will see a post about poopoo peepee and I'm like, yeah let's comment on that. And I leave a paragraph talking about my own experience with poopoo peepee, just to scroll up and realize it was reblogged by @MutualWhoIsCoolandSexy and feel ashamed cause I technically just sent them a message 🫨🤮😎👍
jotaro's wife: i really wish you'd come home and spend time with jolyne and me... your business trips CAN'T be more important than FAMILY! i want a divorce!
Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of
coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human
I am so not caught up with Dungeon Meshi but Kabru strikes me as the type to be so full of rage that he just assumes he's probably in the wrong when weird shit SHOULD be pissing him off. And he's so charming/complacent seeming that it fucking works until Laois is like "oh you're so nice wanna eat this carcass with me?" And Kabru is like oh no can't be rude just do it. Wow, so impolite of me to be thinking of murder I should eat even more to be nice.
All I see when I look at Kabru is me masking and it's so funny. Like, yes, if I was in their universe I would 100% be risking my limbs to be pleasant. I know he has motives TM but STILL.
Laois/Kabru are two sides of the same coin and this symbiotic relationship is beautiful. Shine on weird kings.