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The Rovers of Mars to their eye

Look mostly as if they are high

As a medium dog

Or some analogue,

But in fact that one looks like a guy.

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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hello!! idk if you’re taking prompts right now, but if you are, can you please write a limerick about really humid and hot weather ;3 thank you i love your work!!!

I love the warm weather—I thought, Till I was more recently caught In heat waves too strong Turns out I was wrong There's too much of humid and hot. :/

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I certainly agree. That’s also what I see. But might I add The thought I had? It’s clearly for the tea.

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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The ultra-rich seem to feel slighted Cause no one these days is excited 'Bout billionaires. Those poor wealthy heirs. Their hatred of us is requited :(

Gosh.

Must be rough for them.

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Thank you and not gonna lie  The last thing to say is just my Wishes for you And what you now do:

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The next time that you can come back Is marked here, so better keep track.  It won't be today, And you'll stay away–

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Congrats, dude, we're kicking you out! You wanna know what it's about? Just read on below Why you've got to go:

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Only day you can rb this

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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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If anyone's asking to see

If I might have interest in tea

I'll ask if it's herbal

Or maybe it's verbal

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I wonder when Rome had its fall If it was as stupid as all The shit happ’ning now. And if so, then how?

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Alright folks, allow me to say

We’ve got a cool number array!

The date of the year

Deserves a big cheer

Cause it's a cool-numbery-day!

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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The message this video projects

Is something’s become more complex.

You can see it’s quite clear

It’s elaborate and queer:

The ever-perplexing gay sex.

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Thanks for asking my dear, it’s been quite

A nice weekend indeed, quite alright

I had church and crocheted

I played cards and I prayed

And I ate old man Jenkins last night.

also werewolves that dont fit into the ‘stereotypical werewolf’ criteria are nice as well. i want a story where it turns out the dainty and sweet lady is the monster that slaughters people every full moon.

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I thought that my limerick tools

I’d use for the date’s prankish rules

But all I could think

Was “yeah like this link

Needs days set aside to be fools”