Agender Queerdo | Hypermobile Spoonie | Autist | Feminist | Socialist | Chef
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with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”
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Ok but still don't wear fur though. Fur is gross. Unless you, like, live in the Arctic and you ate the animal you took the fur from. But mink? Fuck no.
There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.
It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic
It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic
Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic
Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.
Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.
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Every single relationship will get “boring” after you’ve been together for ages. Love isn’t a feeling, it’s a commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. It’s hard afff, it’s not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. “Oh the spark is gone.” No, that’s not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isn’t Hollywood, this isn’t romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you don’t want to, when they are being a fricken asshole. When they’re being hard to love. That’s thats the realist shit there is.
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2016-05-28, Pills Rap, by Trine Watkins
Did you like my rap? Just trying to glam my sick life up, you know?
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I am attempting to teach myself Hungarian. I'm making lots of flash cards with the help of Phoebe the cat.
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Even though they are shit
no terfs on my toilet
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Are there people for whom digestion is not painful?
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I feel extremely called out by this.

These are getting really specific.
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One of those days...
Hi I’m having one of those days where I really just want to zone TF out and be useless until it’s time for work. My hubby has gone to the beach so there’s no one to encourage me to be something other than a blob.
I don’t have a solution for this I just wanted to say it.
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OMG me and my FoH are soulmates. We’ve never been out socially one single time. But we are besties.

Even worse in food service/retail
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Holy balls.
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Release the KRAKEN! Kraken 100% chocolate by @amauryguichon
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Yes ma’am, no matter who wins you just took the prize!
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