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monster prom except theyre undertale monsters instead of monster prom monsters

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ive been in art block... help me aaaaaa

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i drew this at school. dont mind the fact i used the wrong kind of paper

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experimenting more with this artstyle

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i promise ill stop with the edge but this scene has been on my mind since forever and i finally had the motivation to execute it. the next post is gonna be polar opposite to this lmao.

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i tried making a chibi version of him again. i think this one is significantly better xP dont mind the knife i was feeling edgy lol

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BARK BARK WOOF WOOF AWOOOOO!!!!

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hello i what no im not a day late its actually feb 14th. anyway happy birthday to my little sweet adorable handsome young man

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if u were wondering why i didnt release anything for his birthday. this is why. THIS.

anyway who likes sneak peeks!!!

animation meme. animating this man is extremely hard 0/10. would recommend if ur a masochist . also i keep thinking that i should only post calculester here and not even self ship but then i remember that this is, in fact, MY blog.,

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Happy Birthday Calculester! ♡

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It's his birthday, hooray!!! He's sooo lucky to have Feb 14th as his special day because he can always get 2 gifts! One for Valentine's & one for his birthday!! 🎉🎂❤️

my mum’s bd is today and she always complains how she always got one gift xD, but id shower cal with so many gifts! and even if he didn’t get many gifts i dont think hed mind. he probably hates consumerism tbh. still i wonder what hed like (other than plants or plant supplies) i personally would buy him dvds of documentaries, or maybe a couple of music disks. and for valentines day id probably go for a classic gifts (not chocolate, obviously. maybe id buy a box of chocolates and replace the chocolates with different batteries) good thing he cant eat cus otherwise everywhere would be packed lol. ok ive rambled too much, thank u for the ask!! <3 lets all wish our sweet boy a happy birthday!!!!

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i love your calculester posts sm… your art is amazing too!! since his birthday is coming soon, do you have any personal headcanons for him? 👀

yes! tyty! i wrote down a longgggg list of them just now so here they are:

pansexual

dislikes being called "it/its" since people usually use it as an insult towards him

trans male for a couple of reasons. 1. machines do not technically start off with genders, its similar to how zoe transitioned into a girl. 2. its mentioned that he does get update cycles that are similar to menstrual cycles, implying that he isnt strictly male. even if people do typically see machines as males, it doesnt feel right to say hes strictly cisgender

asexual (in the way that he doesnt feel sexual attraction) and kinda aromantic (he desires romantic relationships but cannot feel romantic feelings. he doesnt desire sexual relationships.)

fear of rejection

loves socializing!! but gets overwhelmed real easily

not technically autistic but relates to the symptoms and makes friends with nd people more easily than nt.

also he masks a lot (ex. using emoticons as faces)

speaking of his face, he only uses emoticons to make others around him happier and more comfortable. when hes alone or with someone he trusts a lot, he'll just have a blank screen

takes care of his partner like he takes care of his plants (he likes taking care of things)

doesnt know the difference between robots and organic beings in real life situations (he can tell the difference when hes researching but if its not show directly in his face he wont know)

loves safety so much never can get enough of it

has an organicsona (he wants to be "normal" as perceived by the public)

he doesnt hate humans (though he pretends to mildly dislike them in order to fit in)

confused af when following conversations. sometimes he'll randomly join in despite him saying something irrelavant

HATES rejecting others. if you ask him out and he dont like you then he gets so sad because he hates hates hates rejecting others. being mean in the slightest brings him a ton of discomfort

love stickers. theyre like temporary tattoos.

tries not to buy from harmful companies. sometimes he doesnt know and if hes told he'll go into a mental breakdown and think hes terrible

hates those cut flowers that they have at stores. brings only potted flowers as gifts

smart with calculating and research, but anything that requires actual thinking he fails at

goes to school for the sole purpose of learning how to form relationships (he has all As except in subjects that require subjective views, like english)

loves writing on paper, has a print handwriting

technically can speak every language, as long as its popular enough to make its way into his code

extremely neat and organized

loves to clean and cook, despite not being able to taste (he is therefore terrible at it if he is using a bad recipe)

his house is futuristic almost frutiger aero but with plants absolutely everywhere

all his wires are organized and never tangled

doesnt use a phone or computer. he is the computer.

when he has no internet connection he has to rely on his memory. basically everything that can be searched up online is lost. "where is england" "cannot answer, internet is down :(" type of thing

works at a plant nursery!!!

antivirus is a vaccine for him and viruses are... well.. viruses. just like humans

2nd tallest behind scott

really strong but also kinda slow

walks everywhere. to school, to work, to the store.

this isnt really a headcanon, but unlike the games, i think that hed have significantly less features (LIKE WHY DOES HE HAVE GUNS JUST HANGING OUT IN HIS BODY??? WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!)

sympathies with fake plants

likes reading! like, a lot! he reads a ton of non-fiction because he enjoys it, but he also studies fiction.

likes stray (game)

loves comfy games! (stardew, acnh)

doesnt really like horror

can heat himself up to be really warm so his partner can cuddle him

sees the development of AI as being slave labor but for robot

okay i ran out of things now. remember this are just my headcanons and this is kinda just streaming from my head so dont take it too seriously! speaking of his birthday though, i am gonna try (emphasis on try) to make something special for him. if so itll be an animation. hopefully i will succeed! but if i dont then ill post the WIP someday.

okay bye bye thank you so much for the ask!!!

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friendly reminder that calculester’s birthday is in a week ^_^ feb 14th!!!

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more remakes (left) of the original (right) calculester sprites :P idk if i rlly like it better tho

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i had a sudden urge to remake the mp rejection scene because 1. angst and 2. i wanna master the art style to make a mod

anyway as with the rest of my art, you can use this for free with credits (credit me as obnoxiouswysteria)

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HEY

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXISTING I THIRST FOR CALCULESTER ART AND YOUR PAGE SATIATES ME

i didnt see this until now ;w; but thank u so much!!! this motivates me to fill the internet with as much calculester art as i can muster!!! ty ty ty! :D