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Nairobi deserves the world. ‘nuff said.

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Berlin is a practical man

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If Sierra and Raquel were a couple.

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Palermo: Hey Sergio, have you seen my fork?

The Professor: Um, no I uh haven’t seen your fork.

(Berlin returns from bathroom and slams bloody fork down on the bar)

Berlin: The meatballs and bow tie pasta didn’t settle well with me.

Palermo: .....

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What it’s gonna look like if quarantine is ever lifted

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Ok hear me out.

Raquel and Sierra used to be lovers back in the day but their relationship went sour as they progressed through training. Ambition and jealousy got in the way of their affection towards one another (mostly from Sierra since she was so cut throat and envious of Raquel’s innate ability to negotiate whereas Sierra had to work hard to succeed).

This scene is proof, seeing as when Raquel takes Sierra’s hand there is no longer chemistry or that spark like there used to be between them. This explains Sierra’s warning that Raquel’s current relationship with the Professor will become meaningless in time. She warns that one day Raquel and the Professor’s love will fade into nothingness.

Their story is a tragic one since Raquel ended up in an abusive marriage and Sierra’s husband died. This is why Sierra is so bitter about the Professor and Raquel’s relationship, because she wants what they have. She misses Raquel despite everything that happened to them. She wants her Raquel back and if that means killing the Professor, then so be it, hence the ending of part 4.

This is just a theory but tell me Sierra and Raquel wouldn’t be hot af together. Lesbian goals.

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You see this mf walk in the room, what you do?

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this is gold

this was revealed to me in a vision

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makes sense

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The love story we never knew we needed. Truly iconic.

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Me jumping into bed prepared to rewatch La Casa De Papel for the 3rd time since quarantine started

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why is tokyo a mood tho?

"I don't see why the professor won't make me in charge..."

Professor: we must absolutely not shoot anyone from the police

Tokyo : *starts shooting the police like a maniac once she suspects that Rio was hurt*

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Professor : no personal relationships

Tokyo : no can do

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Professor : Berlin is in charge

Tokyo : *rebels against him, causes so much drama to the point that gets her kicked out of the building*

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Professor : do not use cell phones and stay on the island

Tokyo : lol nope

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Professor : No, Tokyo. You're not in charge, Palermo is.

Tokyo : *rebells again and claims herself as the new leader for no reason*

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Professor : we need Gandia alive

Tokyo : *impales him*

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Anyone else ever just walk into pole?

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Two thieves chillin’ in a monastery, six feet apart caus’ corona time

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An absolute queen

Raquel Murillo/Lisboa en LCDP 4

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What about Denver’s used car Stockholm?

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Do you ever wonder why your friends take forever in the bathroom?? Well, turns out that they might actually be castrating people with a fork!