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This art deco themed cicada is Hester ✨

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you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

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HAPPY BDAY BOYS!!! Much love from Vegas! A smooch from me to each of them!

Happy Birthday little boys! 🎉🥳

Sammy is 15 now, and Bats got 13 last week.

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Red-tailed hawks with ribbon🎀

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Lots of realy cute cats. Last one is one funky cool cat

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

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The only drawback to reading all your books via libby is that it's not until you open the book that you realize you just borrowed a 1064-page behemoth... but its book 2 in the series so you gotta Commit.

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idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation

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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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Here's a little butterfly skeleton i drew, totally scientifically accurate

(source: trust me bro)