“...—You look a little...tense, there.”
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"Bloody fuckin’ ‘ell—"
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“Ooh—you can't say you didn't miss me at least a little bit...”
“Because I'm thrilled to see you ! ”
“I've, uh...—got some inquiries, and you're jussst the person I need to answer them...”
“And you will answer them,
won't...cha?”
It’d be a lie if I said I was happy to see you.
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"Be careful, Mistah J!"
He gave her a warning glance, but decided to drop it, and instead held out his hand impatiently, “...Just give me the matches, Harley.”
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"You’re cute."
Cute ?
“Well, I do try...”
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Break the ice; have our muses interact!
This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.
"Are you lost?"
'And you are?”
"Who are you?"
"I don’t think we’ve met."
"How old are you?"
"How long have you been there?"
"Can I trust you?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Are you wearing my clothes…?"
"You’re cute."
"Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"People are watching."
"Be Careful!"
"Help me!"
"I’ve got bad news."
"Hate to break it to you.. but ___ is dead."
"I will never forgive you."
"I’m sorry…"
"Why are you so angry?"
"Just kill me!"
"This is where it ends."
"Victory!"
"Stay close!"
"Watch it!"
"Why don’t you hate me?!"
"You can’t just give up… not now!"
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can all the harley's pls come to me and plot with me bc i wanna do a (dark af) thread where it's like harley's lil transformation thing and she helps joker escape but i kind of had ideas to make it darker i think but just little ones i guess i D K JUST HARLEY MUN'S COME 2 ME AND LOVE ME THANKS BYE
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tbh i want to rp with aLL THE HARLEY’S EVER on my joker blog and i really want a dark thread based on harley’s little ‘transformation’ or whatever and helps joker escape arkham and what not
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“I don't know about you but...I'd describe that as an explosion gone right.”
HeHAha hahoho— !
He's very amused with himself . . .
“Well, ah, thanks anyways...
let me know if you find any-thing...I'll be in touch.”
”Was it an explosion gone wrong? Jeez.”
Emma had to resist the urge to roll her eyes. These
kind of things no longer surprised her. She had seen
the Underground World at its worse; Thursday Nights
especially.
”I haven’t seen any limbs around.
But wait a bit longer I’m sure it’d start to smell.”
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He narrowed his eyes at her, only taking another step forward.
“Mh-huh...I reaaally hope it's around here somewhere, Harls. I need it.”
“—So you better get...on that... n o w .”
"Uhh.." Harley nervously stepped away from Joker.
"I’m sure it’s around here somewhere! No need ta’ get upset!" She flashed a worried smile, hoping he wouldn’t get angry.
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Harley had a choice of picking a card she wanted. Any card. She chose Joker.
Joker and Harley Quinn, by Banski.
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If her reaction had phased him at all, he surely didn't show it.
In fact, he all-too-casually continued speaking.
“Well, uh...that all depends...” He licked his lips briefly,
“I've got a detached arm...”
“—But I just can't seem to find any other parts lying around here.”
Once upon a time that would be something
that would have horrified her. But dead bodies
were much to common for her; some thanks
to her.
“I’m afraid not;
how do you lose a body?”
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“—You seen a dead body around here?
...it's uh...somewhere...
—or maybe you found some pieces...”
[ a guy can only hope. ]
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“You sure about that, sweetheart...?”
His voice dripped with callous derision as he stepped closer to her.
"I dunno.."
"It wasn’ my job ta’ watch it."
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