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Maria hill head cannons because I said so.

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⋆.˚ ★— has the most lethal stare. Can easily instil the fear of god into actual gods with her stare.

⋆.˚ ★— has stared down gods and made them crumble.

⋆.˚ ★— firm man hater. Regularly Destroys big burly men and reduces them to tears with mild psychological torture when they piss her off.

⋆.˚ ★— the worlds biggest lesbian. And she’s proud of it. She doesn’t go out of her way to tell people or make it a big deal but also will shut down any straight allegations made at her.

⋆.˚ ★— isn’t a pet person, she doesn’t have the time much to her dismay. But cats LOVE maria. If she stops to pet one, it’s a trap. It will follow her demanding more pets. Fury often jests that it’s because she also likes pussy. He is the only one who gets away with making that joke.

⋆.˚ ★— feeds the local strays and donates a cut of her paycheck to the local shelter.

⋆.˚ ★— has an immune system made of vibranium. Has never had a sick day, at least none on record. One time Maria had mild Hayfever and came into work. Everyone immediately thought the end was near.

⋆.˚ ★— she has dry skin. I can’t explain this one. I just think she does.

⋆.˚ ★— really likes citrus scents.

⋆.˚ ★— loves the aquarium. She’d love to take a partner there.

⋆.˚ ★— likes to snack on cashews and pistachios.

⋆.˚ ★— not the most physically affectionate. A hug from her is like being chosen by god herself. Jokes aside she gives the best hugs. They’re exactly what you need. Brief, firm but warm and loving.

⋆.˚ ★— love language is acts of service.

⋆.˚ ★— childhood stuffed animal was a stuffed kitty.

⋆.˚ ★— regularly scares cap with how dry her humour is.

That’s all.

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making eyes during meeting

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Reblogging this because I've finally started writing the sequel!! The promised happy ending will soon be here (after yet another healthy serving of angst)

Stay tuned my loves ❤️💙

So I am writing another fic for Blackhill bingo this year!! It's going to be a SHIELD Academy AU (College AU).

Here's a sneakpeak:

The first chapter will be posted on AO3 this Friday (16 Sept)! Stay tuned 💙❤️

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Blackhill by gagarages on twt

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i finally joined tumblr so now can post all my BlackHill content hereeeeee, starting strong with everyone’s favourite Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D <3

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Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill & Soren

The Avengers (2012) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 1x01, 1x20, 2x19 (2013-2015) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Avengers: Endgame (2019) Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) What If…?: 1x07,2x03 (2021-2013) Secret Invasion (2023)

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epic comeback

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Art by "jeomo0" on Twitter

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NATASHA ROMANOFF and YELENA BELOVA BLACK WIDOW | 2021

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Vi and Caitlyn

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PINK IN THE NIGHT RAHHHH

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re draw of that one comic scene in their mcu versions :))

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"My vest has more pockets."

"No, Nat. My vest has more pockets."

SHIELD wives and their gay vests

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BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

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this was just anatomy practice and self-indulgence for my BlackHill heart <3 looking back they are far too stiff and show no emotion but hey ho what can ya do?

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MARIA HILL and NICK FURY Secret Invasion (2023) 1.01: Resurrection dir. Ali Selim.

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a little sketch inspired by @ordinalastronaut's fic Time is the Only Constant, i just love this fic so much 😭😭😭