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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…

sobbing. shitting. puking

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i cant go out.im busy

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Watching Klaus and why is he so..

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The Vast☁️

Tarot card illustration for Collab hosted by @mintybagels 💫

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

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Snoopy! The Musical (1988)

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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“Next time I’ll try the new alloy, maybe adjust the socket while I’m at it. That should lighten it and relieve some of the tension on your shoulder, see?”

“Mhm.”

The workshop’s a messy place, but Bucky’s willing to get a little dirty if it means wrangling his wayward boyfriend into cuddles on the couch. It’s a tight fit, the couch clearly not meant to hold the width of two grown men. Given the questionable burnt patches and concentrated smell of motor oil, it’s seen better days.

Bucky doesn’t mind the crick in his neck, or even the curious beeps DUM-E sends their way though. With Tony under his arm, grease-stained and mouth running a mile a minute, Bucky’s got the best seat in the world.

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Channeling Martin “no experience just audacity” Blackwood for resumes, and Jonathan “tell me your tales or I will tell them for you” Sims for personal statements

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things in the tmagp universe that bite:

tape recorder

samama khalid

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Sam: Having the most terrifying experience of his life. Having his life forever altered. No longer able to look his parents in his face.

Welling:

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Rules AND regulations?? In this economy?