local-crime-aunt
local-crime-aunt
Everyone Knows Cops Can't Climb Trees
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“Life throws a lot of obstacles at you, that’s something I’ve learned in life.  I’ve also learned that you should never, under any circumstances, get adopted by a crime family, cuz that’ll throw your whole life off course.” |Moomin OC RP blog for older OC Edik| Will RP with just about anybody hmu| Keep it PG-13 at the most, kids| Followbacks from Nikkistrations2-point-0| Your local crime aunt will adopt everyone and teach them crime.
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local-crime-aunt · 2 years ago
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Lars Van De Goor @Brindille_
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local-crime-aunt · 2 years ago
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sea, sea, sea, sea.
I am ready to drown in it, obeying the salty waves that will carry me to the shore, warmed by sand and shells. seagulls would sing a funeral mass, folding their wings back, and reeds accompanied the whole process with a barely audible rustle
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-Love, Charlotte♡‧₊˚🌊
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local-crime-aunt · 4 years ago
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Watch out for Wattpad
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(Source here) They’re making a deal where your stores will be up for grabs to other companies. This is super sketchy since technically if they just take bits and pieces they most certainly wouldn’t need to tell you about it.
Please consider moving your stories to Ao3 which is a non-profit specifically put together to protect authors from crap like this and has a legal team that will fight for you when needed.
Ao3 even does easy imports, directions here.
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local-crime-aunt · 4 years ago
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A Soul Lost at Sea Chapter 6: Adventuring to New Heights (and Depths)
Available now on AO3
Author's Note:
This chapter includes a character I forgot to write about towards the beginning, but this is also the last time he's seen in Edik's story, so... oh well lol.
The chapter after this also concludes Edik's involvement with Moomin Pappa's Memoirs, so starting Chapter 8 it's all fresh and original ideas sprung forth from my brain, haha. I hope to keep it all as interesting and well-written as you have all hopefully found the story thus far. Thanks so much for sticking with it, even through my boughts of writer's block.
Tag list:
@furornocturna @im-not-sad-im-just-depressing
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local-crime-aunt · 4 years ago
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Some of these are old, but I really wanted to show it to you, I HAD to do this. How can I express all the love I have for this cat daddy? 
I have to thank @schusseltier thanks to her I had a lot of inspiration, so thank you!! <3
Also, thank you @incorrect-moomin-quotes ,you motivated me too! X)
nb: The Joxter is not really like this, it’s more like headcanons! :)
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local-crime-aunt · 4 years ago
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Edik is an artist who has adapted a hermit lifestyle in the woods in the Lonely Mountains. She is widely known as The Crime Aunt – she has no relation to any of the younger creatures but is close friends with the parents (Drabbles for which can be found on Wattpad and AO3). She’s amiable, gives really strange and obscure advice not usually related to your problem, will draw you, and play sea songs and shanties for you and your friends to dance to. Possesses a strange criminal skill set and is more willing to teach you these skills and join you in your shenanigans than you may at first think. Commonly introduced as “Joxter’s enabler” and she is proud to admit so.
She is a friend to forest creatures, especially birds. She adopted one particular robin after rescuing it from its downed nest. His name is Edgar and he is her son now. She communicates with the birds well, they will attack you for her, though she deems that quite unnecessary.
Of course, ship interactions are welcome so long as the muse is of age (She’s approximately Joxter and the other parents’ age). If the muse is younger than her, she will gladly adopt them as her niece/nephew and teach them crime (or play some songs for them; or both).
Her fic (it’s basically a fic now, so imma just call it that) can be found on Wattpad and AO3
I don't currently have any journal tags or anything like that for her, but when I do they will be added here.
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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Can You All Reblog This
If you are okay with roleplaying with multiples of the same muse? I know there are some popular characters out there that people are going to relate with. I see some people refusing to roleplay multiples of the same muse. I’ve come to learn that each take on a muse is different and I like seeing different interpretations on a popular muse. So please reblog this if you are totally cool with interacting with multiple rpers with the same muse. 
Note: Each interpretation is a muns own vision and therefore muses should not be compared and criticized. Thank you for understanding. 
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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the dubious philosophy of salmon
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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okay but, like, piratecore? the vibes are ✨immaculate✨
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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She likes Nature, Loves coffee and Candles for the 3 assumptions thing?
Oh, yes! All three are very correct!
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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Many apologies, I hadn’t known my asks were off.  They’re on now, so ask away whenever you’d like.
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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I am Edik, God of my life.
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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I'm scared because I don't know what's waiting for me.
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local-crime-aunt · 5 years ago
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🔰 Would you please reblog this if you’re open to RPing with sideblogs?
There are rp blogs out there that don’t want personal blogs to follow them and like their posts even though those often have rp sideblogs. It would be a shame to ignore those just because they aren’t their main blogs. Please be so kind to reblog this post so that people with sideblogs know they are welcome. Thank you.
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